#1
I love threads like this. Inspired by the Worst time to get a boner thread, these always produce something cry-until-you-laugh worthy kind of thing.

Once, with my first gf, her dad took us to one of those parties you have to pay to get in to. This was my first time meeting him, and I'm not much of a party guy, if I'm not drunk I won't dance and stuff, so I pretty much had a sip of everyone's drink and a few of my own. At the end I reeked of booze, and he came to pick us up, I said hi and everything and to me it sounded fine, but when we got to my house, I realized how ****ed up I was. I couldn't find the handle to open the door, she had to open it for me, and then I fell out of the car, and couldn't walk a straight line to my house. I didn't realize how bad it was until the morning, and I was really embarrassed.

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#2
Why do people think that it's cool to make threads about drinking, hangovers, and being drunk?

Tool.
#3
I got drunk as hell @ school.
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#4
The worst time to be drunk would be duck hunting with Dick Channey.
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#7
when your girlfriend wants to **** and ur so drunk u don't know what is she talking about when she says ''hey sweety...wanna come over to my house? I'm alone''. Sucks, eh?
And when your parents come to pick up you up and they ask you if you've been drinking and you say no and then you almost break the car window and fall twice xD
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when you having a dump.. it can't plop in a str8 line and ends up rubbing against your chest saying it loves you.
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#9
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Why do people think that it's cool to make threads about drinking, hangovers, and being drunk?

Tool.

Meanie it's just fun sharing funny stories
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#10
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Why do people think that it's cool to make threads about drinking, hangovers, and being drunk?

Tool.


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Being still-drunk at a new years day family event is pretty embarrassing. I think I managed to get away with it though.
#11
I've only had one drink in my life.
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#12
^^My mom got drunk at a new year's party and sang karaoke, it sucked more for me then her.
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#13
At 6am whilst working the morning newsagents shift, when you pulled an all nighter and are still wasted. Good times
#14
that sounds rediculous kozlic, seriously. Id just say the usual cliche time when you meet some slut, and shes all nasty but your drunk so you cant get the condom on but you end up just smashing her anyway and then bam! herpes. . .
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I've only had one drink in my life.

omg how have you not died of dehydration!?!!

#17
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The worst time to be drunk would be duck hunting with Dick Cheney.

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#18
I don't drink...but it SEEMS like it would be a bad idea to go to a funeral drunk. Just maybe.
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#19
I was on the Oktoberfest with my friends and came home in the afternoon (we were there at 7AM to get into a beer tent) ...needless to say I came home completely wasted, I don't know how I got home...I spent half an hour looking for the train station...on that day my uncle and his new gf arrived and we went into some fine restaurant later and I was still drunk...kinda sucked that I felt like puking the entire time, reeked of beer and cigs eventhough I showered and couldn't sit straight.
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I've only had one drink in my life.


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#21
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wat?


I hope its an endless bottle of beer

that would be awesome
#22
When operating heavy machinery.
WHOMP

Think of that next time you are not allowed to laugh.
#23
Would suck if my doctor showed up drunk before an open heart surgery.

At my party after prom party, I was so wasted, me and 3 friends had to walk 10 KMs to go back home.

A taxi pulled over and gave us a free ride.

I was 17 at the time.
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#24
Worst time to be drunk?

When someone comes up to you and says these words:

"I WILL KILL YOU AND EVERYONE YOU ARE REMOTELY CLOSE TO IF YOU ARE DRUNK RIGHT NOW"


I'm pretty drunk now though, it's all good. Me and a load of my friends have come into school drunk though, it amkes for lulz.

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#25
At a funeral.

Or an AA meeting


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#26
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Why do people think that it's cool to make threads about drinking, hangovers, and being drunk?

Tool.

Waaaaahhhh just because I don't like something I'm going to ruin it for everyone


Erm I'd say at family events or in front of people's parents aye.
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#27
At a not-being-drunk-seminar.

I can't imagine a more ironic situation.
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#28
when i was too drunk to have sex and my girlriend of 2 years left me and now im in my own?
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#29
when you're driving? when you're a baby?


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#30
When you're at court for traffic violations.
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#31
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Why do people think that it's cool to make threads about drinking, hangovers, and being drunk?

Tool.


Either you've never had anything to drink, or you're a recovering alcoholic. Otherwise you wouldn't be so bitter.

I've never been drunk around family or at school or anything yet, so I don't have any stories, unfortunately.
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#32
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when i was too drunk to have sex and my girlriend of 2 years left me and now im in my own?

If she left you just because you were drunk and couldn't have sex then she's a retard anyway so be glad.
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#33
Worst time to be drunk is during a sobriety test.
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#35
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During your driving test.


They'll fail you the instant they smell even the slightest traint of alcohol on you. You could be even under the limit and they'd give you an instant fail