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#1
I'm talking to my friend on AIM(A female, mind you) and she decides to tell me a story about her new horn teacher and what he said.

Now I just heard this and I'm trying to figure out if it was just a joke, or something really disturbing. Help me out here, Pit. Convo:

Her(7:25:59 PM): ok
Her(7:26:07 PM): so
Her(7:26:17 PM): you know how i got a new horn teacher right?
Andrew(7:26:22 PM): yes
Her(7:26:27 PM): okay well
Her(7:26:35 PM): he's like a 50 year old guy
Her(7:26:39 PM): kinda a hippie
Her(7:26:42 PM): married
Her(7:26:42 PM): anyway
Her(7:26:47 PM): i walk into his house
Her(7:26:52 PM): for my lesson
Her(7:26:54 PM): and he's like
Her(7:26:54 PM): hey
Her(7:26:58 PM): you look really tired
Her(7:26:59 PM): i'm like
Her(7:27:03 PM): yeah i am exhausted
Andrew(7:27:12 PM): I don't like where this is going
Her(7:27:22 PM): no it's okay
Her(7:27:28 PM): then he's like yeah me too
Her(7:27:33 PM): good we can sleep together
Her(7:27:40 PM): then keeps talking
Her(7:27:55 PM): so we're talking
Her(7:27:57 PM): and he just stops
Her(7:28:00 PM): laughs and he goes
Her(7:28:02 PM): you're so cute
Her(7:28:04 PM): nothign happened
Her (7:28:06 PM): it just
Her (7:28:09 PM): creeped me out
Andrew (7:28:10 PM): wat


Sooooo, WTF just happened there?
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#2
I smell a rape in the making.
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#6
She was in an awkward situation, and appears to be the sort of person who feels better after discussing it with someone. For obvious reasons she couldn't tell her parents, so she chose an outside party.
#7
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She was in an awkward situation, and appears to be the sort of person who feels better after discussing it with someone. For obvious reasons she couldn't tell her parents, so she chose an outside party.


this.

oh yeah and shes going to get raped by her horn teacher.
#8
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The creepy horn teacher thinks your friend is cute. What do you think happened there?
I think there is more to it then that....


....I think?
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#11
Really?

Am I going to have to be the one?

Really?



I guess he was just a little bit horny.

I'm disappointed in you, Pit.
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Is it bad that I imagined you saying that in a really sexy voice?
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#15
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why the hell
does she talk
like...

(a random 7 minute break in messages)

this?
Yeah, it gets annoying when I leave for a minute and see 80 new messages...

Also:


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Really? Am I going to have to be the one? Really? I guess he was just a little bit horny. I'm disappointed in you, Pit.
LATE!
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#16
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Damn my slow keyboard and perfectionist typing. I seriously stopped, read, and edited my post.

That's the last time I actually put effort into capitalization and spelling in the Pit.
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#17
It's more like creepy and horny horn teacher.
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#19
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I smell a rape in the making.

ding ding ding we have a winner


someone tell him what he's won
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#21
Andrew (7:28:10 PM): wat


That reminded me of this which brought some lulz ;




And I do think that's somewhat creepy.
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#23
Apparently she didn't tell her parents and doesn't want to.

I'm not familar with pedo's, but I assume it's normal for them to lure their victims(maybe her) into false protection and take advantage?

Also, I should have known this thread would be full of terrible puns.
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#24
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why the hell
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like...

(a random 7 minute break in messages)

this?

It's because
she's
writing
beautiful poetry
#26
I don't see what's so creepy about that. My saxophone lessons are pretty much the same. He seems like a nice, caring sorta guy. You and your friend should trust him.
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#27
Just Andrew(7:25:59 PM): ok
Just Andrew(7:26:07 PM): so
Just Andrew(7:26:17 PM): you know how i got a new horn teacher right?
SathiaSun(7:26:22 PM): yes
Just Andrew(7:26:27 PM): okay well
Just Andrew(7:26:35 PM): he's like a 50 year old guy
Just Andrew(7:26:39 PM): kinda a hippie
Just Andrew(7:26:42 PM): married
Just Andrew(7:26:42 PM): anyway
Just Andrew(7:26:47 PM): i walk into his house
Just Andrew(7:26:52 PM): for my lesson
Just Andrew(7:26:54 PM): and he's like
Just Andrew(7:26:54 PM): hey
Just Andrew(7:26:58 PM): you look really tired
Just Andrew(7:26:59 PM): i'm like
Just Andrew(7:27:03 PM): yeah i am exhausted
SathiaSun(7:27:12 PM): I don't like where this is going
Just Andrew(7:27:22 PM): no it's okay
Just Andrew(7:27:28 PM): then he's like yeah me too
Just Andrew(7:27:33 PM): good we can sleep together
Just Andrew(7:27:40 PM): then keeps talking
Just Andrew(7:27:55 PM): so we're talking
Just Andrew(7:27:57 PM): and he just stops
Just Andrew(7:28:00 PM): laughs and he goes
Just Andrew(7:28:02 PM): you're so cute
Just Andrew(7:28:04 PM): nothign happened
Just Andrew (7:28:06 PM): it just
Just Andrew (7:28:09 PM): creeped me out
SathiaSun (7:28:10 PM): wat

Orly?
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#28
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I laughed quite a bit at this... Not sure why though, because he's 100% right.

How close are you to this girl though? This seems like one of those situations you really might want to tell her parents about.
I don't know her parents, but, I think she has a thing for me.

I wouldn't want to do anything SHE wouldn't want to do, but I trust that if she gets creeped out, she'll tell her parents.
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#29
prepare for the horn puns...

Perhaps he was a little "horny", or maybe he was just "horning" in a little joke, Maybe he is just a tad off his "horn" in his old age...Or maybe he was just "horn" dogging, or perhaps he's just an old "horn"... But more likely, he wanted your gal to blow his "horn"

thank you pit, for this pun opportunity, and you my toot my "horn" if you like
#31
She seems really freaked. I don't know what the hell to say?

I don't know the guy so I can't make a judgment on the situation...
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#32
it should be: 50 year old horny teacher. Not a 50 year old horn teacher.

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#35
But wait, who said "Good then we can sleep together"? Cuz at first read (and second, third fourth...) it seemed like she said it.

Teacher: You look exhausted.
Girl: I am
T: Me too.
G: Good we can sleep together.

Seems like the logical progression.

(I didn't really read it four times)
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#36
dude, that sounds like the band teacher at my middle school. he was the creepiest mofo ever. his name was mr. crane and he taught at langston hughes middle school. he was this creepy old dude who got convicted of making child pornography... he tried to get me to join band a few months before he was convicted. i said hell no to him and then what-a-ya know, he gets convicted for CP.

if it's the same guy, i'm gonna laugh and be scared for her at the same time. even if it's not, tell her to quit that guy asap. hes a creeper.
#37
Did she pay for this horny lesson? I hope not.
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#38
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But wait, who said "Good then we can sleep together"? Cuz at first read (and second, third fourth...) it seemed like she said it.

Teacher: You look exhausted.
Girl: I am
T: Me too.
G: Good we can sleep together.

Seems like the logical progression.

(I didn't really read it four times)
I assume he did, which is why she was freaked out.

But I'm not sure, actually....
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#39
Ask her if her teacher's horn was expensive and if she wanted to blow his horn.
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