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#1
All my family does (my bro, sis, dad) is give me ****. I dont do anything to them, why do they have to make fun of me all the time? Im a decent looking kid, I have a girlfriend, I work my ass off in school and get straight As, yet all my family does is give me crap. My cousin who talks to my dad alot even tells me that my dad makes fun of me behind my back. Im ready to beat the crap out of my family. Except my mom, my mom doesnt make fun of me or anything. its only my siblings and my dad who just enjoys making fun of me and giving me crap for anything I do.

Tell me, what can I do to get back at them, thats not violent or weird in any way.
#2
woah, woah, woah...

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#3
lock yourself in your room until you finish going through puberty?
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#4
Ignore them, do well, leave and then ignore them some more?
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#6
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All my family does (my bro, sis, dad) is give me ****. I dont do anything to them, why do they have to make fun of me all the time? Im a decent looking kid, I have a girlfriend, I work my ass off in school and get straight As, yet all my family does is give me crap. My cousin who talks to my dad alot even tells me that my dad makes fun of me behind my back. Im ready to beat the crap out of my family. Except my mom, my mom doesnt make fun of me or anything. its only my siblings and my dad who just enjoys making fun of me and giving me crap for anything I do.

Tell me, what can I do to get back at them, thats not violent or weird in any way.

Topic title and these statements confuse me. How about win the lottery or something and not share any of the loot with them? Its a long shot but itd piss me off.
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#7
dude my dad makes fun of me all the time too bro, i guess he wanted a son who was gangster and listened to rap
D;
#11
1. Rope
2. Chair
3. Light fixture
4. ??????
5. PROFIT!!
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#13
just kill your father and have sex with your mum. then you'd be the classic oedipus complex.
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#14
Have sex with your mom, take pics, show them to your dad..

EDIT: Ok apparently you aren't big, so I'm giving you advice.
Try talking about it with your family. I'm sure that your dad doesn't know that he is hurting you. He probably just makes fun of you for fun. Just like my dad sometimes calls my mom fatty. We all know that he's just joking.
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#15
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Stop listening to Slipknot, and maybe by your 14th birthday you will feel better

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#16
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dude my dad makes fun of me all the time too bro, i guess he wanted a son who was gangster and listened to rap

#17
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Just do what I did. Kill them and make necklaces out of their genitals.


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#18
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1)Put some seran wrap over the toilet seat.
2) Put laxitives in their drinks
3) Watch as they get owned.


The best part is that when it happens, the excrement splashes all over their legs and such, but then the seran wrap falls down due to pressure. Not only are they "pwned", but no evidence is left.

yes yes yes!!! thats what im talking about.
#19
Everytime your dad leaves his wallet, take his money. And put it somewhere safe and/or unexpected, like in a CD you have. And you sound like the homicidal version of Jeremy btw.
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#20
Quote by JC13
1)Put some seran wrap over the toilet seat.
2) Put laxitives in their drinks
3) Watch as they get owned.


The best part is that when it happens, the excrement splashes all over their legs and such, but then the seran wrap falls down due to pressure. Not only are they "pwned", but no evidence is left.


This

wow, just wow.
#21
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#22
Quote by JC13
1)Put some seran wrap over the toilet seat.
2) Put laxitives in their drinks
3) Watch as they get owned.


The best part is that when it happens, the excrement splashes all over their legs and such, but then the seran wrap falls down due to pressure. Not only are they "pwned", but no evidence is left.


This.
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#24
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Sharpen your Pearl Jam CD cases and use them as throwing stars to assassinate your dad.

not bad not bad.
#27
They are just having a laugh, chill the **** out.

My family used to do that, then I took their fingers. They don't laugh anymore.

RMF


I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#28
Don't take it too seriously. It's family thats what family does. Instead of just taking it fire back at them. My family talks crap about me about being lazy when I'm not around. I got pissed at first but then I noticed its nothing to get stressed about. Stress just leads to health problems and they care about you so why's it matter. If it does that much on your 18th bday say peace and move far away. More then likely you will notice that them making fun of you was not that bad at all
#29
I get **** from my family all the time. It'll make it all the sweeter when i'm rich and successful and they're still stuck in this ****hole.
#32
If you want to kill them i would suggest arson.
Burn your house down with them in, on a night you sleep round your mates house

Then you get fostered and you have a nice new family,
cause if you kill your family and make it obvious, you just go prison.
unless you are american... they probably let you off.
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#33
Become successful in the music industry and publicly display how terrible your family was through song.

They'll be shamed forever and you'll be riding to the top.
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#34
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#35
have a sex change!! thatll show em!! lol jk
just do everything to rebel and blast LOTS of metal \m/
#36
Quote by JC13
1)Put some seran wrap over the toilet seat.
2) Put laxitives in their drinks
3) Watch as they get owned.


The best part is that when it happens, the excrement splashes all over their legs and such, but then the seran wrap falls down due to pressure. Not only are they "pwned", but no evidence is left.


Holy Jesus this is amazing.
#37
Get 'em Seabass!
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#38
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My emo is scared of the dark, thank you very much.


possesive pronouns FTW.

RMF


I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#39
TS:
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This man deserves my +1

+1

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