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#1
How would i go about pissing off deer that go near my house and eat all of out plants? i was thinking a cheap airsoft gun. i don't want to kill them, just annoy them so they don't come back.


since this is in the pit, i don't want to hear "rape them or their sister or fap". serious replies please
Last edited by s.r.v. at Aug 9, 2008,
#2
kill it and consume it's delicious flesh

edit: 270 rifle should do the trick
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#7
eat them
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#9
What are you, a pacifist?

You know how you could take care of problem and up your badassery level by hundreds? Buy a lance.
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#12
well i can't hunt in my town and im pretty sure my neighbors would call the cops about gunshots. so no real guns.

pissing on them and using a lance were real good ideas, but they might not work
#13
Fill a tub full of syrup and put it near the plants. They will be so distracted that they will drink it then leave because their sweet tooths will be satisfied.
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#14
mix tabasco sauce and water and put it in a spray bottle.

spray on the leaves of your plants.

no more deer eating plants.

simple.
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#15
or you can kill one, rip of its head and stick it on a pike. put the pike right near your vegetables and hang a sign there saying "YE BE WARNED!!!".

arrrggggghhh!
#17
Deer are complete walls of muscle. Don't **** with them. Seriously. A deer ****ed up my car once when we hit it. And the deer was fine. It'll destroy you if you pee on it. Not even kidding. I think you should be asking how to leave it alone so it doesn't kill you and your family

On a more serious note....animal control?
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well i can't hunt in my town and im pretty sure my neighbors would call the cops about gunshots. so no real guns.

pissing on them and using a lance were real good ideas, but they might not work


In louisiana they have instated a new Lance Deer Hunting season. Not even bull****ting you.

Move to Louisiana, leave the deer a trail of plants to follow you, and as soon as you cross the state border...

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#19
fap. collect fap sauce. spread on plants. if deer never comes back, win. if deer comes back, play stinkfinger with girl. repeat.
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#24
Go to a haircutting place, and ask for the hair... Srsly.
Put it in bags, and hang the bags near your plants.
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#26
Let me rephrase your question:

"How would I go about pissing off a brute force that has bone crushing antlers on its head?"

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#28
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Go to your local barber shop, ask them if you can have some excess hair, spread said hair around your plants... Deer will never come back again. Trust me, it works like a charm

+1
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Go to your local barber shop, ask them if you can have some excess hair, spread said hair around your plants... Deer will never come back again. Trust me, it works like a charm



and its not even THAT creepy!
#30
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Let me rephrase your question:

"How would I go about pissing off a brute force that has bone crushing antlers on its head?"


deer dont attack you dude. they run away.

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One time, a few friends and I had rented a condo out in the Appalachian mountains at a ski resort. So, it was late at night, the slopes had closed, but we're still outside chilling. All of a sudden I see my friends eyes widen and he runs into the condo, coming back with some bread. I turn to see what he was looking at, and it was a deer. So, my friend slowly gets closer to the deer, holding out the bread. The deer looks at him, and comes closer, but as soon as it gets in range... SLAP!! That's right, my friend slapped a deer. And got the video on his phone. It went running every which way, disoriented and stumbling, it was hilarious. But now looking back on it, it seems really stupid.
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#34
In all honesty, pee around your yard.

Thats a sign to them that its another organism's territory. They won't come near you again.

How you do that however, is up to you.

How you keep that going every two days is also up to you..
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mix tabasco sauce and water and put it in a spray bottle.

spray on the leaves of your plants.

no more deer eating plants.

simple.

This. It works.
#37
I would shoot it and eat it.

My friends and I shot roman candles at some once. They didn't seem to enjoy that.
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