#1
Okay so today was supposed to be a good, I had some of the best plans of the summer, but it all went to shit. I had a job interview and it went terribly, the manager said he thought I was the best employee for the job and would do great... BUT my schedgule probably would restrict him from hiring me. So sucked, but at least I was going to go see a friend I haven't been able to see in a month and we were going to have a great time.

World: 1 Wiz: 0

Wrong, she bailed on me at the absolute last moment. That's the second time she's done it in a week. Then another friend came home from camp and I was going to see her as well, but of course she did the exact same thing.

World: 2 Wiz: 0

So I decided to go to the mall and just bum around for a bit. That was a bad idea because I was "searched" by the rent-a-cops at the mall twice in one hour. The first time I refused the search by asking for probable cause and the dude gave me lip and started swearing at me about how my ass would look in jail and stuff like that. The second time I did the same thing and the lady actually called for backup to "detain" me because I was "resisting arrest". So after talking my way out of that I left.

World: 3 Wiz: 0

Then I went to target to bum around somewhere else because my parents were fighting at home yet again. I ran into a person I met in the Psych ward of the hospital a couple of months back. She talked about how she wanted to have sex with me again.... Now I'm not a guy to turn chicks down, but this chick is just sick... She told me a story of how she squeezed a guy's sack so hard she actually split one of his testicles in half... Just scary. Then after I said no and walked out, she followed me... She followed me home and started knocking on my door for about a half an hour.

World: 4 Wiz: 0

How does all of that happen in one day? I mean is it all coincidence or is someone out there trying to make me feel like crap all day?
#2
I get days like that too. They suck. Although I have to admit I've never had a day that crappy. Hope tomorrow's better for you.
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#4
play guitar and fap, that should make it better.
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#6
Watch, tomorrow morning you'll wake up with a pair of boobs in your face, and it'll make it all better.
#7
Don't worry, dude. Drown that bad day in some of this.

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#11
the womans gonna follow you tomorrow....
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#12
Quote by postmortem2006
+1

And drink beer. Three things that'll solve all your problems

1. I don't fap...
2. My dad doesn't like beer so there's none in the house
3. My guitar was taken apart by my maniac sister last night. If she had testicles, heads would have rolled...
#14
I hate it when people bail on plans at the last minute. I was supposed to see Catch 22, The Supervillians and Awful Waffle (an amazing local Ska band) tonight but I had no ride and my friend told me he could take me with him but then about an hour he called to say he couldn't :/

Hope tomorrow's better for ya
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#15
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World: 1 Wiz: 0

Wrong, she bailed on me at the absolute last moment. That's the second time she's done it in a week. Then another friend came home from camp and I was going to see her as well, but of course she did the exact same thing.


Ditch them. Or at least the first one if she has bigass flaking problems.
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#16
Write a song about it, thats what I usually do when I have bad day and it always makes me feel better.
#17
Quote by Mutant Corn
Could be worse.

My Fiancee found out she was diabetic today.


Really? Is that really worse?

She gets to eat sugar for the rest of her life, guaranteed, and that's a problem??
#18
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1. I don't fap...
2. My dad doesn't like beer so there's none in the house
3. My guitar was taken apart by my maniac sister last night. If she had testicles, heads would have rolled...

i think we found the problem..
#20
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Really? Is that really worse?

She gets to eat sugar for the rest of her life, guaranteed, and that's a problem??




You should pay more attention in class...
#21
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That's really not how diabetes works at all.


im actually a doctor. soooooooo yeah
#22

I'm in awe of the sac-squeezer...
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#24
Technically, it's

World: 5, You: 0

because not one, but two of your friends ditched you. Gotta count one for each.

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#25
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I'm in awe of the sac-squeezer...


that part made me cringe and gave me the shivers
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#27
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1. I don't fap...



but you're an excellent liar...
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#28
damn man, that is a **** day

ive had my run of pretty bad days, but i think yours tops anyones
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#30
have crazy kinky sex with that chick but no bj's

and put it in her pooper
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#31
Quote by thedude051
Should have had sex with the crazy chick...

Pretty sure that would have made it worse. She's an idiot, she's 16 and has two kids already, I don't want to touch that with a fifty foot pole.
#32
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Pretty sure that would have made it worse. She's an idiot, she's 16 and has two kids already, I don't want to touch that with a fifty foot pole.



Well, is she moderately attractive?
Be cool.
#33
Quote by wizards?
1. I don't fap...
2. My dad doesn't like beer so there's none in the house
3. My guitar was taken apart by my maniac sister last night. If she had testicles, heads would have rolled...


World: 1
Me: 0

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#34
Quote by metalman9
im actually a doctor. soooooooo yeah


So you know all about how a person with diabetes can have a radically shortened lifespan?

Or that they may have complications and need to have their foot amputated?

Or that if they **** up their blood sugar enough they could lapse into a coma or die?


I mean you're right, that can't be worse than being ditched by a couple of flakes and then being stalked by a girl who wants to have crazy angry sex with you.
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#35
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Well, is she moderately attractive?

Enough for you to hit it... But she doesn't use condoms, so that scares me enough not to. That and the fact that I like having two testicles, not three.

And metalman, you're an idiot. GTFO the internets fot that.
#36
Quote by wizards?
Pretty sure that would have made it worse. She's an idiot, she's 16 and has two kids already, I don't want to touch that with a fifty foot pole.


Kudos for not thinking with the wrong head, that girl could only have been trouble O_o
#37
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Kudos for not thinking with the wrong head, that girl could only have been trouble O_o

That head doesn't think... It has no brain. I think you should do some research on anatomy with metalman.
#38
Quote by wizards?
That head doesn't think... It has no brain. I think you should do some research on anatomy with metalman.

The penis may not have a brain, but he does have a heart. Show some compassion. PLEASE FAP NAO!
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#39
Quote by slaptasticdave
play guitar and fap, that should make it better.


+1000000

that solves everything