#1
okay, so about 2 years ago me and some friends all chipped in $20 for a contest of dares, and the pot came to an even $400. do the maths to work out how many were involved. the people who lagged behind in points were dropped out, until now there are three of us left. the points stand at this:
T:10,037
lee:10,93
danny:10,29
our problem is that we need high points dares to do, on a system of funny and dangerous. the maximum is 200 points and the min is 50, and we have exhausted all our creativity.
the dares have ranged from asking somebody in a hardware store to stand in a spot whilst me stabbed the air in front of them and muttered things like: "too blunt" or "won't make enough mess" to running across a road wearing a gorilla suit and a sandwich board saying "need money for DNA transfusion"
anyone care to help by suggesting funny high risk dares?
no time wasters, this is serious(ish)
god loves the working man. unfortunately, that puts me in deep crap.

you sir, may c*m blood, but i sh*t diamonds, guess which is more painful. especially after curry.

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#3
Something that involves filming it and posting it here.
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#6
I mean ones that will not get me tied to a pole and shot, mightyal
god loves the working man. unfortunately, that puts me in deep crap.

you sir, may c*m blood, but i sh*t diamonds, guess which is more painful. especially after curry.

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#7
Phase 1: Lay on sidewalk with arms/legs spread out for half an hour
Phase 2: ???
Phase 3: Profit!
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#8
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I mean ones that will not get me tied to a pole and shot, mightyal

Well, mine won't do that. Lynched, perhaps, or maybe stoned(like with stones, not weed). But shooting is fairly unlikely.
#9
finished counting up yesterdays points, and decided to call it an even 10,500 for everyone.
god loves the working man. unfortunately, that puts me in deep crap.

you sir, may c*m blood, but i sh*t diamonds, guess which is more painful. especially after curry.

+ =
#10
Fapping until they Cum Blood for 200 points.
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nice discovery, sir.


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#12
OK, using the gorilla suit. Pick 3 video stores. Each person has to put on the gorilla suit, and attempt to buy porn. Winner is whoever can obtain a particular DVD first.
#13
Run around wearing the gorilla mask


only the gorilla mask
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#14
find a cop in public and try to get him to write you a jaywalking ticket

go to grocery stores and see who can shop lift the most items under a dollar

walk around in public with your weiner hanging out until people notice

try and find couples in public and ask the girl out on a date in front of the boyfriend

set off fire hydrants and the person that stays the longest before the cops show up win
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