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So my friend got invited to this "party" on myspace so we went over there, all the way across town. and when we get there there is one decent looking girl, who was the one that invited my friend. And the rest were rancid. There was one other decent girl, so it wasnt terrible, so we get there and start talking and they're like, "so what do you want to do"? and im like "well where's the booze, its a party right" and they said they didnt have any booze or any weed. So we drove all the way across the town, wasted gas which is expensive as hell, for this ****ty "party". what the ****. He even called her before the party and asked if there were any hot girls and she said that there were and there were no fat girls, there was two decent looking girls both about 6/10 and the rest were fat and ugly. Why the hell would you tell somebody that there was a party if you have no booze, and there are like 5 people. And we couldnt even go inside the house cause they were being faggots
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#2
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pics or it didnt happen

GTFO
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#3
Whine about it.

Finding out about via myspace is usually a telltale sign that said party will suck.
#5
Lol.

I bet you fucked a fat girl anyways.

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That's great, I'm glad I read about that.
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#8
maybe if you didn't piss and moan so much life wouldn't be such a drag
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#12
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Way to depend on weed and booze to have a good time!

well i dont usually, i only get ****ed up at parties. but this one sucked, we left after 20 minutes and went to taco bell, had a better time there.
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#13
Reading the rant improved my self esteem.
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#15
and how am i an asshole?
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You are very clever.


I invented this literary device I call sarcasm, that was an example of it.
#16
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Way to depend on weed and booze to have a good time!

To be fair, weed and booze have the ability to make an otherwise ****ty party fucking awesome.
#17
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and how am i an asshole?


cause you suck
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#19
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...and?

So you didn't know the people who invited you to this party?

he had met one of the girls once.
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I invented this literary device I call sarcasm, that was an example of it.
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#23
You're a dickhead. You shouldn't need drugs to have a good time. Even if there weren't many people there, you could still have a good time without the weed and booze. Don't judge people on looks either. Just because they were fat, or unattractive, doesn't mean you can't have a good chat with them.

/rant

On the other hand, get over it.
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#26
oh no..they didn't meet the standards of some guy who bitches on internet forums with a guitar hero picture... BAAAAAWWWWWWW
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#27



Seriously though, why post this? And if you do feel the need to infest the Internet with your pointless, attention seeking babble, then at least learn the location of your return key.

That's just polite.
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#31
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At least you get invited to parties. I haven't been invited to a party since 8th grade

i've never been invited to a party nor do i really have many friends... oh well only one more year of highschool.. Then onto having no freinds in COLLEGE!
#32
So a party sucked because the girls weren't terribly attractive, there was no alcohol and there was no weed. You really need to start learning how to have fun in other ways.
#34
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wow, i'm sorry. what was i supposed to say?

I've got it.

I'm sorry that you have to tell pointless stories just so you can tell a bunch of people on the internet that you like to go to parties with alcohol and attractive girls. I wish you were didnt have the self-image problems that you do. But seriously, no one here cares that you drink, so just grow up.

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#35
I shall retell this tale to my grandchildren, verily it will descend through my bloodline like a blessing.
#36
So I was at this party RIGHT!? holy **** and there was these 2 hot girls we were like yesesss and then a million fat ugly bitches and we were like nooooo. and then we were like hey wus up nice ass *retarded laugh*

girl: ummm. amg. do you like have any liqour!?!

so then we like **** so we went like 50 billion miles got some liqour and came back and got so drunk holy ****ing ****. yea. and we ****ed the girls and got so drunk omg omg im so cool. i got drunk off of apple juice in a sippy bottle haha i got laideded. yaaa. fat p***y

---fail

Why tell the pit if you dont have any pics? or atleast a meaningful story?..
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#37
Geez, bitter/shallow much?
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#40
haha i love this guy he is exactly like me...like seriously people what kind of party is a party if there is no drugs and 90% are ugly i mean natural selection is tough but deal with it
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