#6
If you need a guitar to get you laid, then you have some social problems.
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#8
How about instead of using your hands you play guitar you use them to masturbate because you clearly aren't going to get any if you have to ask.
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#9
Dude, if you can't get laid without the guitar then learning somthing douchy like 'Hey there Delilah' isn't going to help :P

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#10
How about don't play guitar to get laid. Douchebag.
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#11
an easy one would be the acoustic song by the red jumpsuit apparatus.

gets the bitches attention
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#12
You joined for this?
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#15
If you are playing guitar for the sole reason to get laid, you are playing for the wrong reasons.
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#17
"Touch me" by the Doors xD C'mon its in the title
Nice boys don't play rock n' roll...Im not a nice boy and I never was
#18
Quick joke:

Q: What's the sound of a water truck running into a vinegar truck?

A: "DOUCHE!"
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#20
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If you are playing guitar for the sole reason to get laid, you are playing for the wrong reasons.


Or the right ones.
#21
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Quick joke:

Q: What's the sound of a water truck running into a vinegar truck?

A: "DOUCHE!"

Oh, yeah, because that's a great acoustic song which would easily get you laid.

Seriously, that had hardly any relevance to this thread.
#22
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Oh, yeah, because that's a great acoustic song which would easily get you laid.

Seriously, that had hardly any relevance to this thread.
So does your post

And mine.....

Tears In Heaven

Who said that?!?
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#23
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So does your post

And mine.....

Tears In Heaven

Who said that?!?

I'd already answered with a song.
#24
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I'd already answered with a song.
F*ck
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#25
"I can't get laid" by "CHICO_PERUANO"

the chicks will feel sorry for you... resulting in mission acomplished/failed.

Or maybe you could put the guitar down and get yur ass to a party and meet some girls.
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#27
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Oh, yeah, because that's a great acoustic song which would easily get you laid.

Seriously, that had hardly any relevance to this thread.

Of course it's relevant.

I'm using a humorous, off-beat method of calling T.S. a douche for wanting to play guitar to "get teh chikz"



^Doesn't quite work that way :P
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#28
so many lame c!nts on here trying to pretend they get laid all the time. I the poster of this thread was merely putting forward a theme, you ****ing twats
#29
No Chico, no.
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#30
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so many lame c!nts on here trying to pretend they get laid all the time. I the poster of this thread was merely putting forward a theme, you ****ing twats

People like to get high-and-mighty over this subject all the time. I don't really get why - a song won't get you laid, true, but it can help.

That said: "Iris" - Goo Goo Dolls
#31
hey now everyone needs to chillax, this was a simple question. in my mind the OP is just asking "hey, i just need a nice push that might lead to getting laid" thats all. all you d bags need to relax.

I recomend the acoustic version of The Scientist by Coldplay. chances are she knows of the song and she probably likes it. some people will complain about coldplay but over all people like em and the acousic version of the scientist is nice. or the acoustic version of yellow is nice to. play yellow by coldplay thats my vote. and if this works. post pics or it didnt happen
#33
why not just shove your **** in the hole and strum the low E..hard

oooh the vibrations
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