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#1
Monkees of the Pit, we are gathered here today to ask a question I just thought of while seizing my domain. When you masturbate, which does more for you, as in which do you like better. When you go up, or down? Your hand movements. I like up.
Now new and veterans come and answer, which way is the best?
#4
Wow, just wow. And I thought I read everything on the pit. This thread makes me feel homosexual.


Up and down.

Guitars:
-Jackson DXMG (SH-2N, SH-6)
-Schecter Hellraiser C1 (18v)
-Ibanez XPT707FX (Blackouts)
-Ibanez BTB 400 Bass

Main Amp: Mesa DR Roadster

#8
Secong time, probably last time I use this

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On a serious note, oh come on... It's not like fapping is something complicated.

But still interesting on some points.
#10
Quote by Våd Hamster
....You need a girlfriend whose name doesn't end in .jpg >_>
I have seen someone say that to someone else before.
Your avatar reminds me of something....


A sit n bounce dude.
Thats all derailing of this thread that i will do.
Last edited by cfhwarhead at Aug 9, 2008,
#12
Quote by Våd Hamster
....You need a girlfriend whose name doesn't end in .jpg >_>

yeh .png pwns jpeg
^Note: Probably sarcastic
Gear
Schecter Blackjack C1-FR
Few Agile 8-strings
Ormsby Hypemachine 2014 otw!!

Carvin X-100B
axe-fx II

W.A musicians FTW
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#13
Quote by Våd Hamster
....You need a girlfriend whose name doesn't end in .jpg >_>

Why should I come down?
From here, I can see forever.
#14
up and down? how the hell could you only do it with up or down strokes? Alternate fapping FTW!! dont get me started on economy
#15
Quote by cfhwarhead
Your avatar reminds me of something....


A sit n bounce dude.
Thats all derailing of this thread that i will do.

#16
i don't pay much attention o which stroke feels better..I am goin 10000 RPM anyway..all that matters is

A) Don't get caught

and

B) Go until you can honestly say I CUM BLOOD
#17
You people go up and down?

Definitely in circles.
Set Up

Fender Highway One Stratocaster
Fender Princeton Chorus Amp
Fender Acoustic 12 String
Samick Acoustic 6 String
Line 6 POD X3 Live
#19
Quote by Surfer Rosa
up and down? how the hell could you only do it with up or down strokes? Alternate fapping FTW!! dont get me started on economy

I mean like which do you enjoy more, like which has more power to it.


This is why we need another masturbation thread.
#20
Quote by Våd Hamster
....You need a girlfriend whose name doesn't end in .jpg >_>


haha! i have a girlfriend. no discrimination on direction when she does it either
#21
Quote by Våd Hamster
....You need a girlfriend whose name doesn't end in .jpg >_>




Quote by Surfer Rosa
up and down? how the hell could you only do it with up or down strokes? Alternate fapping FTW!! dont get me started on economy


I just got my Sweep fapping down, it really is as hard as people say.
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#22
Quote by Våd Hamster
....You need a girlfriend whose name doesn't end in .jpg >_>

Well done Mr. Hamster, well done.
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#24
Quote by CFH82



I just got my Sweep fapping down, it really is as hard as people say.


nice , I'm working on my hybrid fapping
#25
I like going up.
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#27
TS, why do you want to know which way I enjoy stroking my penis the most?

Seriously, why?
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#29
Quote by Surfer Rosa
nice , I'm working on my hybrid fapping

I don't believe in signatures. Ah, sh...
#30
Quote by Gunpowder
TS, why do you want to know which way I enjoy stroking my penis the most?

Seriously, why?

I am part drummer...
You could enjoy paradiddles, you know but with down and up. DUDDUDUU or something.
Who enjoys 8th note timings?
Anyone
#32
Quote by ~Shred Hero~
Down, Down, Down.

you need to stop looking at metallica porn.
The Mitch Clem formula
1)make jokes about rancid and NOFX (as if they dont already make fun of themselves)
2)make obvious punk puns, possibly related to food
3)make fun of Rancid and NOFX again
4)??????
5)PROFIT (and an army of internet fanboys)
#33
personally,i go for the exotic tech. your gonna want to by a nice piece of liver,heat it up for about 25 seconds in the microwave on high,then...ahh heaven
Nice boys don't play rock n' roll...Im not a nice boy and I never was
#35
Quote by Johny Burninate
personally,i go for the exotic tech. your gonna want to by a nice piece of liver,heat it up for about 25 seconds in the microwave on high,then...ahh heaven

Nothing like a nice, healthy combination of beastiality and necrophilia....
#36
Quote by ~Shred Hero~
Down, Down, Down.


Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, start.

OR:

Sideways and slantways and longways and backways and squareways and frontways.
#39
Quote by aznmetalhead93
I mean in terms of speed silly.


yeah...whatever,dude you have a four necked penis
Nice boys don't play rock n' roll...Im not a nice boy and I never was
#40
Quote by aznmetalhead93
I mean in terms of speed silly.

Hold on, i am gonna burn the water...
Why don't you share that story of that video with us here in the Pit.
It involves two things that women are meant to do
/sexist
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