I started working at a proshop yesterday, and people are morons. A couple of things. First off, retail is bull****. Never pay more than 5 dollers for anything behind the counter at a proshop. Secondly whatever it is that you are buying for 3- dollers isn't the most important purchase of your life. Its probobly ****e to begin with just ****ing buy it.

Anyways.. Here is the better part.

So I was extreamly nervous going into work yada yada. Buisness was slow. I saw a customer behind a rack of clothes in the front. I say something like, can I help you? no response. So I wait and do whatever. I knew there wasa parlyzed guy in the store before but I thought he left. Soo, I investigated. It was a mannequan. In a wheelchair? Oh yes

****ing unbelievable
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A kid took a fetal pig during pig dissection, put a napkin on it as a cape, wrote "super pig" on it, then threw it out the window onto the greenhouse below, yelling "super pig, blast off!". He failed the pig lab
That is funny
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**** golfers man.

Wait til you have a big group of asians come in late for their tee time, and then have the nerve to bitch about the rates.

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...What is a pro shop?

Its in cincinatti but thats as far as i'll say.

Edit: Its a place were people sell sports stuff for a certian place\sport\whatever