#1
ok so there is this one girl that asked me out to homecoming like 4 years ago freshman year in highschool. Me being myself, i straight up said no because i could get better. Anyways she sent me a friend request on facebook and i rejected it. But the second time i didnt want to be mean so i accepted. She started ****ing texting me non stop and ****. Then i was drunk the other day and she asked me if i wanted to go to dq haha. So we go and i wanna go home but shes like no come to my house so i dont wanna be a bitch so i chill. but then shes trying to get all snuggly and **** on the couch im watching tv on im like hell no so i say my mom wants me home. So now she calls me like everyday and **** dude how do i politely say "get the **** out of my life bitch"?
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#4
Is she hot?

On a serious note, relationship thread.

On a different note, you're a real douchbag.
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#5
There's this thing commonly known nowadays as "rape." I'm not sure if you've heard of it.
#6
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ok so there is this one girl that asked me out to homecoming like 4 years ago freshman year in highschool. Me being myself, i straight up said no because i could get better. Anyways she sent me a friend request on facebook and i rejected it. But the second time i didnt want to be mean so i accepted. She started ****ing texting me non stop and ****. Then i was drunk the other day and she asked me if i wanted to go to dq haha. So we go and i wanna go home but shes like no come to my house so i dont wanna be a bitch so i chill. but then shes trying to get all snuggly and **** on the couch im watching tv on im like hell no so i say my mom wants me home. So now she calls me like everyday and **** dude how do i politely say "get the **** out of my life bitch"?


this.
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#7
Be like, "Hey, I like you a lot, but I'm gay."

That's how I get out of strange relationships.
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#8
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Is she hot?

On a serious note, relationship thread.

On a different note, you're a real douchbag.


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#9
haha she can be alright but idk just not my type like way too skinny and has annoying voice theres this other girl i was tight with but she has a boyfriend i was like damn i could tap that (
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#10
no it shouldnt be in rlation ship thread

if anytthign it should be in a non-relationship thread
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#11
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haha she can be alright but idk just not my type like way too skinny and has annoying voice theres this other girl i was tight with but she has a boyfriend i was like damn i could tap that (
With that kind of personality....

Yeah, you probably could.
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#12
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Rape her. Hard.

Just tell her to leave you the **** alone?

Fixed. This isn't the first time I've had to do it
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#13
You could send her to the relationship thread,
or tell her you just want to be friends?
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#14
Just tell her straight up you aren't interested in her. If she goes crazy on you, then what can I tell you; that's women in a nutshell.
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#15
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