#1
This will either be an epic fail or a massive win. One or the other.

With the approach of the zombie apocalypse (unlikely). Let us take this time to talk about our plans for surviving during that time. Maybe we can give other people some idea's for their plans who knows.
Lets start with myself.

In my zombie plan, the first thing I do is take any blunt object or gun I can find. Then I make my way to the nearest grocery store. If I could find a car that would make it easier. Once I get there, I barricade the doors and windows so no zombies can get in. Then I stock up on food, as much as I can to survive. If the store has an upper level, then I take all the food up there and then destroy the stairs so no zombie can get up to me. Given that the amount of food I find may last 8-12 months depending on my dietary needs or the amount of people I need with me, we will need some kind of escape plan.

So after the end of 8 months, we take what food we have left, find a car and pack it all in. Then we lure as many zombies into the store as we can and burn it down, taking them all out with the store. Then we take the car and drive up north to Alaska. Since Zombies have no body heat, the will freeze to death before they can even get to us, then we will have to live out the rest of our lives there until it all blows over.

Ok I shared my plan, now whats yours.
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F**k this. There was another topic like this on another forum I'm on, and it inspired a bunch of crap.
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#7
find some guns and C4's and grenades and some drugs and alcohol. see what happens when you mix those.

if i survive then i'll be really ****ed. i'll panic and just run from the zombies. i like older zombie style movies where they're slow. newer **** is dumb. they can run super fast. they have no source of energy. so dumb.
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#9
the large hadron collider will take care of them.
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and our galaxy, i suppose.
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find some guns and C4's and grenades and some drugs and alcohol. see what happens when you mix those.

if i survive then i'll be really ****ed. i'll panic and just run from the zombies. i like older zombie style movies where they're slow. newer **** is dumb. they can run super fast. they have no source of energy. so dumb.


Not only is it stupid, it's scary as hell.

I don't think I could outrun a horde of angry zombies for long.
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#13
your plan is fail. I have the Ultimate Zombie Survival Guide and I've read through the whole thing.

You can't keep up in a grocery store. The windows are glass, Zombies are dead and can't get tired. Ergo, sliding door=owned. Secondly, and the point that makes your plan fail is that the food in the store will spoil. In event of a Zombie Apocolypse, power's eventually going to go out which'll make the freezers not work.

next, moving up to Alaska won't do anything. Zombies are already dead. They can't feel antyhing. They DGAF whether it's cold or hot and will just keep walking underwater until they get to land, water depth and pressure willing.

Your plans on staying on an upper level then knocking out the stairs isn't bad. The only problem being that the Zombies will eventually pile up and make un-living stairs.

There is nowhere that is totally safe. Only safer.

Wrst_EDIT_Evr: I see that sumrocks has the same as I do.
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#14
i'd grab my heavy ass guitar as a weapon and take my parents jeep to walmart. i'd go for guns first then a motorcyle helm. a leather jacket gloves n like those rubber fly fishing pants(less skin exposed=less chance of infection)

next i'd go for supplies
-as manny cases of ramen i could get
-all the propane/butane i could get
-a camping stove/burner
-all the water/soda/juice i could grab
-all the batteries i could grab(aa. aaa, d, c, 9v, car)
-canned fruit/vitamins

next stop home depot for
-ply wood to board up my doors/windows
-2x4's to brace ****
-steel plating/bars to make window gun slips
-sand bags/bags of cement to build a barricade
-shovel to dig a trench
-any thing that looks useful for killing/protection

now for the perks

*i'd raid fast food places so that i could cook there food at home
*i clean out entire porn stores and sell porn and fleshlights, n lube
*snatch an explorer from GC + an amp, tubes, strings ,and a bunch of song books
*jack a Hummer H2 and "deathrace"-afy it
*find out if i could do a zombie w/a condom and not get infected
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that link was a good read. now i`m gonna play that online zo'bie game

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#17
I'd lead them inside my house, down the hall and around the corner where my computer sits. Then I'd quickly find a thread in the pit about masterbation, and show it to the zombie. That way, the zombie will learn to stroke it and I can make my escape. That should keep them busy for a while.
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#18
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if i survive then i'll be really ****ed. i'll panic and just run from the zombies. i like older zombie style movies where they're slow. newer **** is dumb. they can run super fast. they have no source of energy. so dumb.


They are reanimated corpses that crave human flesh and you're complaining that its unrealistic that they can run fast? I dunno, I like the fast zombies, they give the movie a desperate pace. And at least they aren't like the zombies in the original Dawn of the Dead where they moved so slow that the people had time to **** around with them before finally shooting the pathetic sloths down.
#20
First of all I'd say goodbye to all the family, id then raid the garage for my dad's demolition crowbar and wrecking bar throw them in the back of his pickup and pick all my mates up, get some food from somewhere and bail into the town center and roll into the royal armouries arm my self up in 17th century battle armor then let the bitches come get me
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#21
Would wait till my family gets eaten - take my fathers car keys, rush to pick up a few friends - then a trip to a supermall outside the city, there - food/vodka (for medical purposes)/books/alcohol/money
Now, there's a big warehouse near the mall (I've seen it, and I thought it would come in handy for such a situation) - hide there.
#22
I'd do what Will Smith did.

Except not suck and die.
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#23
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your plan is fail. I have the Ultimate Zombie Survival Guide and I've read through the whole thing.

You can't keep up in a grocery store. The windows are glass, Zombies are dead and can't get tired. Ergo, sliding door=owned. Secondly, and the point that makes your plan fail is that the food in the store will spoil. In event of a Zombie Apocolypse, power's eventually going to go out which'll make the freezers not work.

next, moving up to Alaska won't do anything. Zombies are already dead. They can't feel antyhing. They DGAF whether it's cold or hot and will just keep walking underwater until they get to land, water depth and pressure willing.

Your plans on staying on an upper level then knocking out the stairs isn't bad. The only problem being that the Zombies will eventually pile up and make un-living stairs.

There is nowhere that is totally safe. Only safer.

Wrst_EDIT_Evr: I see that sumrocks has the same as I do.



Point of moving to Alaska is that their limbs will freeze so that way they cant get anywhere..
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#25
i think i might barricade myself in the search bar with the others... and bring some dinosaurs for protection
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#26
Ok. I will just hide in the basemant and play guitar utter loud through a slp and a 4x12 and kill all the zombies with loudness.
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