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so post interesting facts about anything u can find, from sex, to farting, to atoms..

here il start


1. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it)


2. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it)


3. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

(In my next life I want to be a pig)

(How'd they figure this out, and why?)


4. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Still can't get over that pig thing)



5. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)

(And pigs get 30-minute orgasms? Doesn't seem fair)


6. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmmmmm........)


7. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.

(If you're ambidextrous do you split the difference?)


8. The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

(From drinking little bottles of...?)

(Did taxpayers pay for this research??)


9. Polar bears are left handed.

(Who knew....? Who cares? How'd they find out, did they ask them?)


10. The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?)


11. The flea can jump 350 times its body length.

It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes...can you imagine?? And why pigs?)


12. A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.

(,,, gota try that one..)


13. The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

(Honey, I'm home. What the....)

(Well, at least pigs get a break there...)


14. Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(In my next life I still want to be a pig ... quality over quantity)


15. Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Oh, Geez) (That's almost as bad as catfish)


16. An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.



17. Starfish don't have brains.


18. Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.


19. The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma.


20. Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.


21. The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

22. The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.


23. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each salad served in first-class.
( i knew the salad was missing smthing..)

24. Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.


25. The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.
( ok.)



26. The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.

27. Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.


28. Pearls melt in vinegar.

24. It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.
( whoever found out the hard way..)


25. Turtles can breathe through their butts.
( guess whos getting extinct next )

26. In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.

27. On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.


28. Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.


29. The electric chair was invented by a dentist. ( wtf..?)


( i wana be pig..)

was too lazy to use searchbar, so all you searchbar freaks, jst shut it.


and go
DO

THE ACOUSTIC


Dreaming his way to victory
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30. If i shout - Bubbly! - I can produce enough energy to cook a Sunday Roast telepathically.
Flap it and enjoy yourself...

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31. the TS list is old
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Linger Longer
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33. The TS post isn't old to everybody.
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That's far too clever to be posted in the Pit.
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If only Dolphins and Humans have sex for pleasure then why did I see a monkey wanking in the zoo? Surely he wasn't trying to reproduce.
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If only Dolphins and Humans have sex for pleasure then why did I see a monkey wanking in the zoo? Surely he wasn't trying to reproduce.

Milking himself.
"Red rocket!"
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Ovenman, your contraptions make women's

clothes evaporate.
____________________


I WANT THE TWOOTH!

____________________________

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That's far too clever to be posted in the Pit.
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Quote by kidsilcon
If only Dolphins and Humans have sex for pleasure then why did I see a monkey wanking in the zoo? Surely he wasn't trying to reproduce.


Nope he was just fapping.
Flap it and enjoy yourself...

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'...and those who fought on that day of honor, the day of victory shall be forever remembered as Lime Green' - Oct 31st 08
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Not all of those facts are correct, but it's a fun list.

Curiosity: The word "slave" derives from "slav", the slavic people were the romans favorite slaves.
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If only Dolphins and Humans have sex for pleasure then why did I see a monkey wanking in the zoo? Surely he wasn't trying to reproduce.



Sure it wasn't your father?
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
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You can tell the age of a goat by chopping off one of it’s legs and counting the concentric rings inside.

Horses never tell jokes. But contrary to popular belief, this isn’t because they don’t know any. They just don’t like telling them.

Polar bears like to dress up as Judy Garland at the weekend.

Dogs never carry cash

When going downhill, slugs can release their grip on the ground and use their slime-secretion glands to travel at speeds of up to 40 mph, much like a swimmer sliding down a water chute.


all of these are genuine
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i have to admit, I laughed a little

at long f*cking last... a decent compliment



I POSTED THE PEAR ALL I GOT WAS A LOUSY WARNING
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Sure it wasn't your father?

Good one?
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Quote by kidsilcon
If only Dolphins and Humans have sex for pleasure then why did I see a monkey wanking in the zoo? Surely he wasn't trying to reproduce.



you watch the lilly allen show
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Not all of those facts are correct, but it's a fun list.

Curiosity: The word "slave" derives from "slav", the slavic people were the romans favorite slaves.


Servus, anyone?
Military use of children?

Infantry.