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#1
askdavemustaine.com

type in dickhead

made me laugh
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fill it with used condoms and a note that says

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#4
I said Iron Maiden and he said "Do you want me to kill you?!"

Apparently Dave Mustaine doesn't like Iron Maiden.
#5
just type in the word 'eh' and he starts talking about Alice Cooper
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#6
thats cool
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#7
i asked about bc rich and he said hes not freinds with metallica WTF!!??
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#8
ask him "how big is your dick"
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#9
Hahaha

I asked him if he knew Jean-Luc Picard and he starts yabbling about his music taste.
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#10
i asked him what his favourite band was and he said he didn't know what the hell i was talking about

dave mustaine's a **** lol
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#12
i asked him "Metallica is better than Megadeth" and he started prattling on about how the band was named. What a dick >=(

edit: I asked him why he let Marty leave and he started talking about his pets.
#13
i tried a few things like lol wut? and butt secks. nothing really good yet.


haha wait, "nipples" was worth half a laugh.
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#14
haha "hitler youth"
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#15
I said "Soundgarden" and he started rabbling on about his religion.
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#16
"Do you kiss your mom with those lips?"

Joe asked..."I kissed your mom with these lips"

"I play Marshall amplifiers"

#18
Holy ****, he pwnd when i asked if he liked metallica.
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why not, i started using the zakk wylde boomers and now every third note i hit is a pinch harmonic


#20
lolwut dave mustaine doesn't know who he is
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why not, i started using the zakk wylde boomers and now every third note i hit is a pinch harmonic


#21
I asked if he liked pie, he went on about touring, then insulted me
#23
Hahahah

"Am I friends with Metallica? Well, after seeing "Some Kind of Monster" I'm as much of friends with those guys as they are with each other"
#24
type in megadeth, he talks about how he beat up hetfield briefly
#25
Wow, if you type in Peace Sells, he talks about Billy Corgan and "Smashed Pumpkins"
#26
I asked if he had ever turned his underpants inside out to extend the wear-time.
But I didn't wait for my uber-crap internet to let him answer.
#27
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I asked if he had ever turned his underpants inside out to extend the wear-time.
But I didn't wait for my uber-crap internet to let him answer.


He starts talking about his pets when you ask that.
#28
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He starts talking about his pets when you ask that.

I can't think why I didn't see that coming.
#30
just type in 'Music theory' that was funny

i also asked about trivium and he threatend to kill me
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#31
I asked him did he have down syndrome..

Dave begins to tell me he wants to take care of me..
multicolour random messge!

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#32
me: shut up
dave: i love jazz and classical music

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#34
I got pwnd by dave mustaine!! xD

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#35
Me: "Fresh prince of bel-air?"

Dave: "My religion? I am proud to say I am Christian."

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#36
that **** is messed up i told him he had a badass name and he started talking about how he gor fired from metallica and how he came up with the name megadeth -_-'
#37
that acting was so cheesey, when he says"do you want me to kill you?" his facial expressions are gay. and i asked him if he is a nigger and he said "oh come on dude"
#38
Dave likes him some hunting ?
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fill it with used condoms and a note that says

"Last night was amazing. I love you.

-Kurt"
#40
ask him "do u like bush" he will say the obvious
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