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#1
some bitches rumoured that he was released last month, nubs. He was deemed 'too dangerous to be released into the community' by caseworkers at The Norwegian Justice Society.
What do you brothers think of this?
Last edited by deicideftw at Aug 10, 2008,
#4
Who is this Vark chap?

Sounds like a hooligan...
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#5
It's an internet meme among metalheads that he's gonna get out "next year" It's been going on since I first heard Burzum, back in 2002.
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#7
He stabbed Euronymous 23 times (make the stabbing motion with your arm 23 times, pretty brutal eh?), he burned down a few churches. He also escaped from prison and was found with a shitload of weapons.
I think they are completely right keeping him in jail.
#8
I read an article in a magazine on how he briefly managed to escape "with enough guns to pass for a commando".

(Sniff) It makes a metalhead proud...
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#9
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Well, he IS a murderer.


THANK YOU.

Finally, a reasonable person.

Just because the ****er made some decent music almost 20 years ago doesn't mean he isn't a crazy, murderous bastard who has never once apologized or felt remorse for stabbing a dude to death.
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#13
He didn't try to escape XD he may have been found in a stolen car with a fake passport a GPS and some firearms, but heeeyyy
#15
while i love his music, he deserves to be in jail for the maximum time.
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#16
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yeaahhhh.................but hes hardcore, come oonnn XD

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#17
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He stabbed Euronymous 23 times (make the stabbing motion with your arm 23 times, pretty brutal eh?), he burned down a few churches. He also escaped from prison and was found with a shitload of weapons.
I think they are completely right keeping him in jail.




That's a lot of stab.

I never realised how much it was till I tried it...
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#18
hahahaha
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#20
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#21
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Just because the ****er made some decent music almost 20 years ago doesn't mean he isn't a crazy, murderous bastard who has never once apologized or felt remorse for stabbing a dude to death.


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#22
I don't get why people make such a big deal about Varg getting out of prison, it's not like Jesus will descend upon the earth and then get promptly skewered through Odin's mighty Gugnir just because Varg Vikernes got out of prison and recorded a new Burzum album.
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#23
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I don't get why people make such a big deal about Varg getting out of prison, it's not like Jesus will descend upon the earth and then get promptly skewered through Odin's mighty Gugnir just because Varg Vikernes got out of prison and recorded a new Burzum album.


I know that's the name of his spear, but another image is in my head...
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#24
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I know that's the name of his spear, but another image is in my head...

I was tempted to use that image instead of the Gugnir.
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#25
He deserves no less than life in prison, and if you disagree then you are wrong.
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#26
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I was tempted to use that image instead of the Gugnir.


I'm now picturing Thor from the Marvel comics standing in an epic pose with Jesus kneeling in awe of his giant erection.

It's fantastic.
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#27
Aside from all the other bull****, Varg isn't gonna make music when he gets out... even if he does it wont be OLD Burzum. Jon getting out and slaying on Dissection was a given. Varg will get out and start a hate cult and go out in a blaze of bullets.
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#28
Quote by Guitarmike123
He stabbed Euronymous 23 times (make the stabbing motion with your arm 23 times, pretty brutal eh?), he burned down a few churches. He also escaped from prison and was found with a shitload of weapons.
I think they are completely right keeping him in jail.



Everything in this post is correct. Every person in prison had a life outside of it, it shouldn't dictate that they should be held accountable any less.
#29
Quote by The Evil Hat
while i love his music, he deserves to be in jail for the maximum time.

Hes been in jail for the maximum time. Honestly, I think he deserves to get out. He just wants to go off and live quietly with his growing family. And hes been out recently, without incident.
#30
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Hes been in jail for the maximum time. Honestly, I think he deserves to get out. He just wants to go off and live quietly with his growing family. And hes been out recently, without incident.

no, he hasn't. 15/21 =/= 21/21. And if out of the two times he's gone out once he had no incident and the other he stole a ton of guns and tried to make a break for it that's not what i would call a good track record. Everyone needs to learn to separate the music from the musician. Just because he made good music doesn't make him a good person.
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#31
according to him euronymous fell onto a vase, causing the other 22 stab wounds. either way, euronymous wanted to torture and murder him, i would have done it too
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#32
Others have stated that Euronymous was planning on killing and torturing Varg, so if Varg didn't kill him, Euronymous would be the one in prison now and Varg would be the martyr.
#33
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according to him euronymous fell onto a vase, causing the other 22 stab wounds. either way, euronymous wanted to torture and murder him, i would have done it too


Yeah because you couldn't you know...tell the police...

Burzum are crap anyway.
#34
I really dislike Varg and all of the people that swing from his controversial nuts. He was never anything special and being a murderer doesn't make you cool. Hes a worthless murderer, let him rot in jail and forget about him.
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#35
Well, he did kill a guy. That alone deserves life in prison, but in Norway the max is about 20 years I think. Maybe a little more, I'm not sure.
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#37
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according to him euronymous fell onto a vase, causing the other 22 stab wounds. either way, euronymous wanted to torture and murder him, i would have done it too

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Others have stated that Euronymous was planning on killing and torturing Varg, so if Varg didn't kill him, Euronymous would be the one in prison now and Varg would be the martyr.

You realize how easy it is to make someone else look like the bad guy when they're too dead to say "this guy is ****ing nuts"?
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#38
he may be a murderer but i still respect his music and ideals. He should be let out... to make things interesting.
#39
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he may be a murderer but i still respect his music and ideals. He should be let out... to make things interesting.

wrong
try again...
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he should stay in jail because he stabbed someone 23 goddamn times and killed them

there you go, fixed
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#40
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He deserves no less than life in prison, and if you disagree then you are wrong.



I disagree!


.......He deserves two lives in prison.


In all honesty, though, the guy is getting a very easy sentence considering what the dude did. He definitely deserves life in prison.

Why is it so many Metalheads lick this guys butt? Seriously?! He's a friggin' musician who's wrote some okay songs! We're not talking about Mikael Akerfeldt, a Metal legend, or someone who actually writes epic music here! We're talking a bout a black Metal musician who decided that he was going to kill a so-called friend one day just because he believed the guy was going to torture him and kill him! Gee, I wonder what ever happened to running away? Hey, maybe he could have even done what someone posted earlier: CALLED THE FRIGGIN' POLICE. Oh, I'm sorry! I must have forgot that the police couldn't have possibly helped this guy out!
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