#1
well i couldnt find anything on such a topic with the search bar
title says most of it
go to town with it i guess

should be fairly entertaining

kittys-napkin
beer-go juice
love honey, ill let you figure that one out hahaha
dildo- guitarist using the pentatonic scale thinkin theyre the ****

well i think you get the point of this

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#3
Such ass you say?
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#4
I. Uh. Er, That is to say...Hmm...

Guys, I think we need MacGuyver to help us decode this thread. So far I have no clue what's going on, but I have a paperclip, a piece of string, an empty aluminum can, and some spare change.
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#5
I'm assuming that English isn't your first, second or third language then.
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#6
Bread. I mean WTF?!?!?
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#7
oh ahahaha uhhhh my parents are gone and left me some beer so....

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#8
Your parents must kick ass judging by your gear...
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#9
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oh ahahaha uhhhh my parents are gone and left me some beer so....



...so you've had one and are off your tits. Congratulations on thinking you are cool.
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#10
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I. Uh. Er, That is to say...Hmm...

Guys, I think we need MacGuyver to help us decode this thread. So far I have no clue what's going on, but I have a paperclip, a piece of string, an empty aluminum can, and some spare change.

I'm no macguyver but............................

*eats paper clip and spare change

Does that help?
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#11
fretboard wankery? = lots of sliding
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#13
no just ppl that abuse it think they are good
no not one closer to 8

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#14
Quote by skwisgaar5051
no just ppl that abuse it think they are good
no not one closer to 8



Woa, check the hard man! He can drink close to eight beers and be incoherent!
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#15
I don't even think the TS knows what this is about...

(Did that make sense to you? It sounded weird in my head.)
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#16
ok well so what im trying to get across here is
whats a funny nick name for an object or act
like knuckle children

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#18
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I. Uh. Er, That is to say...Hmm...

Guys, I think we need MacGuyver to help us decode this thread. So far I have no clue what's going on, but I have a paperclip, a piece of string, an empty aluminum can, and some spare change.


Don't fear, MacGuyvers Here


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Well I couldn't find anything similar when I used the search bar
The title says all "funny names and nick names for stuff such as drugs, guitars and animals"
Good luck

This should be fairly entertaining

A couple of examples:

kittys-napkin
beer-go juice
love honey, ill let you figure that one out
dildo- guitarist using the pentatonic scale thinking they're the ****

well I think you get the point of this


My contribution: Space cakes
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#19
I'm going to name my cat goddamnit so I can say "Goddamnit, get out of there." or "Go away Goddamnit" or "Shut up goddamnit" and it would know that I was talking to it.


Is that what you meant with this thread, or are you just retarded?