#1
Without further ado:

Sadly I never saw the box that it came in so no pictures of it.

But what's this? An Alien capsule?



Here to teach me alien love secrets?



The capsule has a license plate!



It's starting to open! What curious force within could be doing such a thing?



Oh, what's this?









It seems to be a white thing with a spanish description, of asian origin. How peculiar.

i have a 'white guitar'
#2
Part 2:

ew thumbnails wtf

The specimen removes itself from its capsule.













And it demonstrates the secrets of love by performing an alien water kiss with this:





Hopefully I can release the sounds of their lovemaking sometime.
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Last edited by .fallen at Aug 10, 2008,
#3
You're weird.

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#4
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You're weird.




lol

to dramatic of an "intro" for me
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#8
*fapfapfap*
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#9
I want that thing so bad

How much was it?


Interesting introduction, btw, I lol'd.

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#12
That is gorgeous. True guitar porn.
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#14
Hey .fallen. , I like you. You have a twisted sense of humor, I'm intrigued. In a nongay way. But sick guitar.
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#15
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I want that thing so bad

How much was it?


Interesting introduction, btw, I lol'd.


'twas 2200 CDN but there was definitely some sort of discount involved due to a special contact I had within the store. But weird store, they wanted to charge me 2400 for a Universe, which everyone knows is supposed to be quite a bit cheaper than a jem.
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#16

Quote by .fallen
Here to teach me alien love secrets?

subtle

I can't believe how long it took though - nice guitar. I don't think I ever realized JEM's had bolt on necks...
#17
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subtle

I can't believe how long it took though - nice guitar. I don't think I ever realized JEM's had bolt on necks...



I hear the AANJ's on them are pretty nice to play on, but I have never tried one because all we have is garbage guitar stores around here.
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#18
Quote by valennic
I want that thing so bad

How much was it?


Interesting introduction, btw, I lol'd.

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#19
FINALLY, and kudos on the extra porn, not just like 2-3 pics to tease, that is a wonderful guitar.
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#20
Hey it's a llama.
Lets jump in a pool


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#21
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Hey it's a llama.


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VHT Deliverance

#23
i see that princeton reverb and say, that is the best ****ing amp in ****ing timeless nations of tonal physiology of sound.
I have played on that amp in the used room of my guitar center, the tremolo and reverb dont work but ****ing 1200 is almost a decent price for it.
#25
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i see that princeton reverb and say, that is the best ****ing amp in ****ing timeless nations of tonal physiology of sound.
I have played on that amp in the used room of my guitar center, the tremolo and reverb dont work but ****ing 1200 is almost a decent price for it.


you're going to cry when I tell you the price I got it for then. I won't say it exactly, but it was less than 300.
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#26
Dude...its...its beautiful.
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#27
Congrats!

It looks fukkin sick.
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#28
He was refering to Vai's Alien Love Secrets if anyone wondering about the 'weird' intro :p
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#29
WTF!? what an ugly guitar.


Just give it to me so you would feel better and not regret everything.


Seriously, CONGRATS!!
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#30
damn, thats a sexy jem. Was it worth the wait?
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#32
Of course it was worth the wait. Is it worth waiting for pure sex? It would only be not worth the wait if it turned out to be a white guitar from china with a description entirely in spanish.

Amusingly, I've been finding the monkey grip strangely useful since I don't have a strap for it right now, and I don't want to put any strap on it but the one that'll stay there forever.

I'm just strange that way. I also never wash my hands after touching a guitar.
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#33
Quote by .fallen
Of course it was worth the wait. Is it worth waiting for pure sex? It would only be not worth the wait if it turned out to be a white guitar from china with a description entirely in spanish.

Amusingly, I've been finding the monkey grip strangely useful since I don't have a strap for it right now, and I don't want to put any strap on it but the one that'll stay there forever.

I'm just strange that way. I also never wash my hands after touching a guitar.


It's okay.

It's only the two of you (make it a threesome if Princeton is tagging along). Just don't go sleeping around or let your guitar become a filthy girl (don't let anyone else play it, etc).

EDIT: Yes... I see that we don't like that word.
Last edited by XxGibsonSGxX at Aug 11, 2008,
#34
:O I'm about to piss myself because that thing is so beautiful.
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