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A few days ago, my cousin gave me an extra wallet he had as mine had coincidentally been torn in half. Anyways, I recently got my license, registration, and a whole bunch of money, which was all in there. I have already lost that wallet twice. As of right now, I think it's in my girlfriends car; at least I hope so.

Any funny stories pertaining to wallet loss, wallet findage, jizz in wallets, etc?
#2
I left my wallet on he seat of the train to Chicago on my way to a Lamb Of God gig.


Four months later, Metra contacted me and said come pick it up. I was only missing five dollars.
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#3
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A few days ago, my cousin gave me an extra wallet he had as mine had coincidentally been torn in half. Anyways, I recently got my license, registration, and a whole bunch of money, which was all in there. I have already lost that wallet twice. As of right now, I think it's in my girlfriends car; at least I hope so.

Any funny stories pertaining to wallet loss, wallet findage, jizz in wallets, etc?


wat
#4
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wat

GOD DAMNIT.
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That was a different Feb08er that threatened to suck you off
I remember that


Sadly, I was the threatened.
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#6
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wat
What? You never jack off into your wallets?

What do you do when you have no socks?
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#7
my wallet has gone through the wash multiple times, resulting in soggy money, i dont think ive ever lost it though


however, i thought i lost my 546 dollar paycheck today because i forgot where i put it in my car. not fun
#8
Quote by Just Andrew
What? You never jack off into your wallets?

What do you do when you have no socks?


Jack into a plastic bag

feels so good.

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GOD DAMNIT.


Rofl
#9
I've never lost mine.... if I did it wouldn't be too big of a deal since I never keep much actual cash in my wallet. I'd just have to call the bank and tell em to shut off the card.

oh ****! I just remembered I left my ssn card in my wallet! (goes to look through his wallet to see if there's anything in there that would be bad to lose)
#10
Quote by kevC4
Jack into a plastic bag

feels so good.

Have to try that.

Ever try using a leaf blower?

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#12
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kay, my ssn card is now safe.

no, I will not tell you where I put it!


In your wallet? ಠ_ಠ

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Have to try that.

Ever try using a leaf blower?



rofl!
#14
Well, one time I had all my money that I had saved to buy a new amp in my wallet, cuz I was gonna go look at one after baseball practice. Well...I lost my wallet. And never found it. That was like $650 gone. That SUCKED ASS.
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Quote by Just Andrew
What? You never jack off into your wallets?

What do you do when you have no socks?


Very good point there But i always carry some extra socks in my pockets just to be on the safe side

EDIT: oh, and i have about 1500€ in my wallet now so i'll avoid losing it
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#16
I was in a band called Lost Wallet once.

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I was in a band called Lost Wallet once.


Epic name


Can't believe I said epic...
#20
I carry around one of these, there's only a HANDFUL of people with enough balls to steal one of these if you lose it:

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#21
once i lostg my wallet, slept with my girlfriend and before i jizzed i pulled it out of her and it ended up on my walled
#22
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kay, my ssn card is now safe.

no, I will not tell you where I put it!


Let me guess, it's under your mattress.

Lets see if anyone picks up that reference.
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#23
I lost everything that identified me as a person three days ago. I freaked out a bit but eventually found the stuff in my friend's car. Not fun
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Let me guess, it's under your mattress.

Lets see if anyone picks up that reference.


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#26
Silly Greg, you didn't look hard enough!

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