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http://www.oddee.com/item_96473.aspx

Interesting.

UK's Sarah Carmen, 24, is a 200-a-day orgasm girl who gets good, good, GOOD vibrations from almost anything. She suffers from Permanent Sexual Arousal Syndrome (PSAS), which increases blood flow to the sex organs.

...

She and her boyfriend split— and new partners struggle to keep up with her sex demands.

That guy refused to have sex!
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#3
"Hey Sarah, I got you this foot massager for your birthday."

"Oh thanks. This is coo-*OHHHHHH AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAA*"
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#8
Wow...

She'd be the first person out on the Mod Challenge. She'd even beat the guy that lost after 3 minutes of entering.

haha
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#9
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#10
Sounds fake after reading the rest of that list....

boy who cant sleep?
girl eats only tic tacs?
woman allergic to modern technology?
#11
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Wow...

She'd be the first person out on the Mod Challenge. She'd even beat the guy that lost after 3 minutes of entering.

haha

Some dude lost after 3 minutes? LOL
#14
Man, I already give good back rubs. She would be the ultimate ego booster.

Me: "Does this feel alright? (Rubs back)"

Her: " DON'T STOP "
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#15
The'ye missing the ones with strange genetic mutations that allow them to do stuff like, read minds, or control electromagnetic fields, o control the weather :/.
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#16
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Some dude lost after 3 minutes? LOL

Yep...

Mod challenge started 3hrs 17 min ago and he wanted a quick fap before that... unfotunately he didn't check the time, so by the time he finished the contest had just started.

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#17
Man I feel bad for all of those people. Especially the one who can only eat tic tacs.
#18
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Yep...

Mod challenge started 3hrs 17 min ago and he wanted a quick fap before that... unfotunately he didn't check the time, so by the time he finished the contest had just started.


LOL
Ah man that's funny. It would be even funnier if he saw the time and was like "Oh ****!" and stopped himself mid-chafing-of-penis.
#19
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Man I feel bad for all of those people. Especially the one who can only eat tic tacs.

But if you were her boyfriend you wouldn't have to worry about her having bad breath

I wonder how the girl that's allergic to water takes showers.


...

She's also pretty cute.

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#20
Being allergic to water is practically impossible. We all have water in our bodies; that list is as fake as Paris Hilton playing a guitar.
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#21
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Sounds fake after reading the rest of that list....

boy who cant sleep?
girl eats only tic tacs?
woman allergic to modern technology?

There was some Vietnamese guy that never had any sleep for over a decade.
#22
That article is pretty interesting.

+1 on the ego booster.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#23
I could fix her. I'm really good at not giving women orgasms.
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#24
What a lucky bitch. ^
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#26
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http://www.oddee.com/item_96473.aspx

Interesting.

UK's Sarah Carmen, 24, is a 200-a-day orgasm girl who gets good, good, GOOD vibrations from almost anything. She suffers from Permanent Sexual Arousal Syndrome (PSAS), which increases blood flow to the sex organs.

...

She and her boyfriend split— and new partners struggle to keep up with her sex demands.

That guy refused to have sex!


Suffers?

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#27
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Being allergic to water is practically impossible. We all have water in our bodies; that list is as fake as Paris Hilton playing a guitar.


Actually, you can be allergic to it. there was this chick on the news and she was allergic. She could shower, but only really quickly because after a bit it really started to burn.

It sucked because she lived on the beach.

I wonder how the orgasm lady manages to do stuff like drive a car or go shopping?
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#31
Seriously, if a man had that disease...He would have a 24/7 Hardon Collider...How awkward would that be when he meets his nan...

Him: "Hi Nan!"
Nan: " Oh H-AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!"
#33
nah i saw the water-allergy on the news as well... was rather odd.
it was on here in aus a while baclk :S
#35
I guess it's good a woman has this condition, it'd be a bit more trouble for a guy.
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#38
With my luck I'd be the first guy to not give her an orgasm.
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#39
This whole thing is full of crap
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#40
The girl with the allergic reaction to water is amazingly hot.

Hmm I wonder if she's allergic to semen.

She lives in melbourne aswell. wooo
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