#1
so my tv broke the other night
and to ease the pain i started playing guitar
it was about midnight at this time and a fly came in
i tried shooting it with my bb gun but i missed
so i got my signed elliot minor poster, still in the card tube
and slapped a cd on top of it, i waited for 5 minutes 'till the fly landed on the roof
and squished it
but then kindof like a swarm of them came in
1 at a time
and by the morning my room had green and black-ish blood on the walls and ceiling
i cba to clean it so im either gonna paint over it or leave it and call it abstract walls
#4
good for you?.....
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#6
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Shut the door/window.


what he said,... OR, turn of the light, now wouldn't all of that been easier?
#7
vacuum cleaner. More fun than posters / newspapers. Make little 'help me' noises in a fly-like voice too.
#9
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Why didn't you just shoot it with your semen like that one guy on here did?

Anyone remember that thread?

I remember the guy who mowed it down with his piss...
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#10
i reckon this a decoy

your just bragging youve got a poster signed by a crap band
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#11
You should take your Elliot Minor poster down, since Flies are attracted to ****.
#12
Dont kill them, mutual fap is in order.

They have desires too!
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#15
Pics or it didn't happen.
srsly
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#16
Buy some golden marlin fly bait. Stuff works like a charm.
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#17
damn...

i was hoping this would be a thread like that epic one where the guy had a battle of the ages with a wasp and then flushed him down the toilet
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#18
I ALWAYS use a bb gun on flies. It's the only way.
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