so my tv broke the other night
and to ease the pain i started playing guitar
it was about midnight at this time and a fly came in
i tried shooting it with my bb gun but i missed
so i got my signed elliot minor poster, still in the card tube
and slapped a cd on top of it, i waited for 5 minutes 'till the fly landed on the roof
and squished it
but then kindof like a swarm of them came in
1 at a time
and by the morning my room had green and black-ish blood on the walls and ceiling
i cba to clean it so im either gonna paint over it or leave it and call it abstract walls
good for you?.....
Epiphone SG
H&K 100watt Stack
Ibanez Practice Amp
Takamine Acoustic.

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Shut the door/window.

what he said,... OR, turn of the light, now wouldn't all of that been easier?
vacuum cleaner. More fun than posters / newspapers. Make little 'help me' noises in a fly-like voice too.
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Why didn't you just shoot it with your semen like that one guy on here did?

Anyone remember that thread?

I remember the guy who mowed it down with his piss...
ohai little sig.
i reckon this a decoy

your just bragging youve got a poster signed by a crap band
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I Witnessed The Glory Of GORHL!

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You should take your Elliot Minor poster down, since Flies are attracted to ****.
Dont kill them, mutual fap is in order.

They have desires too!
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Yes, I would masturbate a horse.

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You win the internet.


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Got a chuckle out of me.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Irony FTW.

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Technology is completely unnecessary and complicates life.

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Buy some golden marlin fly bait. Stuff works like a charm.
'member The Pit of 10'? oH, I 'member!

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i was hoping this would be a thread like that epic one where the guy had a battle of the ages with a wasp and then flushed him down the toilet
Bands I've Seen:
Ozzy Osbourne
Rob Zombie
In This Moment
Age of Daze
Blue October
Inward Eye
Billy Talent
Rise Against
Theory of a Deadman
Pop Evil
Blink 182
All-American Rejects
Fallout Boy
I ALWAYS use a bb gun on flies. It's the only way.
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Respect in the pit?


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