#1
Like when you're sitting amongst a group of girls and your balls start getting hot and itchy. Worst is when the little rascal tucks himself up inside.

Some situations prevent you from standing up such as a quiet lecture theatre, waiting your turn in an AA meeting or chatting up several girls at once whilst seated.

I usually try straightening up my jeans from the belt, or bouncing my knees on my toes to jiggle him free.
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#4
goldbond them every morning before you go out, its like 1000 fairies blowing on your balls
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#7
I simply ask the woman or man next to me and ask them very politely "Would you please scratch my testicular region?" To which they usually reply with "**** Off." or my favorite "POLICE!"
#8
Be a man! Stand up, open up your belt, pull down your pants, put your hand inside your underwear and scratch 'em until it feels better!
#9
ya i just scratch them.......

I dont get embarassed by scratching my balls around girls... Most girls anyway. If i never met the girl before i might hold off or a few days....
#11
Quote by Imme94
I simply ask the woman or man next to me and ask them very politely "Would you please scratch my testicular region?" To which they usually reply with "**** Off." or my favorite "POLICE!"

. yeah man, i usually just scratch when I am itchy. Unless my mom is there.
#13
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Now this is how a real man scratches his balls. I salute you fine sir
#14
Fap them.
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#16
Wait a second.

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Like when you're sitting amongst a group of girls and your balls start getting hot and itchy. Worst is when the little rascal tucks himself up inside.

Some situations prevent you from standing up such as a quiet lecture theatre, waiting your turn in an AA meeting or chatting up several girls at once whilst seated.

I usually try straightening up my jeans from the belt, or bouncing my knees on my toes to jiggle him free.


No "s". You either have one testicle or you're talking about your penis.
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#17
after your done with this thread write a book entitled ''Your Balls and You''
#18
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I sort it out through the pocket. Nobody will ever know that way.


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#19
rub on a spot of deep heat and you'll forgot all about that annoying itch
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#21
i say "excuse me My balls are really itchy at the moment, i don't have Herpes or anything like that by the way, so i'm going to scratch them then get back to our conversation" scratch scratch "ok then, where were we"
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#22
I retrieve my Gentleman's Ball scratcher and start scratching away. I do this whilst still discussing the economy and such.
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#23
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I stand up, lunge, then sit down with a satisfied smile.




holy sh*t that was great!!!


you sir are f*cking awesome!!!!


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