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So I went to see the dentist today with my mom. First off, **** this first come first serve bull****. But anyways, the dentist put all this fake **** on my teeth because they were crooked or something. Whatever. Dentists are assholes. So after an hour or so of unimaginable pain i was done. I waited for like 2 hours and watched Georgia get their ass kicked by russia on tv. Finally my mom was finished with her torture session and so I asked the dentist when I could eat. He told me I could now, just not apples or anything hard. Until when? Until the rest of my LIFE. I was pissed so my mom told me to just bite apples with the side of my mouth... Morons.

Any suggestion on how I can stuff an apple into the side of my face? -While avoiding certian death or butsecks
Last edited by IamGod 666 at Aug 11, 2008,
#3
cut it first?

EDIT: Damn, beatin to it
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#4
You could eat applesauce....
Cider...
Cut the apples up....(Dip them in caramel)
skin them...


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Last edited by Gargantuan at Aug 11, 2008,
#5
I have to go to the dentist in a few hours. I plan to bite off his fingers if there inside my mouth.
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You could eat applesauce....
Cider...
Cut the apples up....
skin them...


This guys been around the block a few times it seems. Take his advice
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#9
You stole my avatar bitch!

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#10
UMMM...chop it up? applesauce? you get the idea
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#11
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Why can't you eat apples? Are your teeth truely fucked?

Because dentists are assholes can't you read?
#12
you'll be fine dude.

i had my jaw borken and wired shut for a month and i managed to eat some good food. a blender is your friend.
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#14
"Fuck this first come first served bullshit!!"

Lol. Nothing left to rebel against hey?

Cut them up with one of these:

Easy.
#15
Ack! Anti-Dentites!

I can only imagine how badly you've ****ed up your teeth to the point that the dentist told you that you can never eat apples again.
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Why would I eat apple slices thats weak.


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#18
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Because dentists are assholes can't you read?


Wow, way to be a bitch! Doesn't answer my question though......are they fragile or something? lol Seriously, I have no idea.

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And stef123, I had this avatar first! Prove me wrong!

Why not try just not eating apples.....i'm sure you'll live without them....
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Why would I eat apple slices thats weak.

Plan to live a live without apples then.


Hot damn these apples are soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo good.
Its too bad you can't have them.


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Last edited by Gargantuan at Aug 11, 2008,
#21
what the hell did you do to your teeth so that you can't eat anything hard ....

what is brushing your teeth bull**** aswell?
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Lol someone had a bad dental experience as a child.

First time I went to the dentist, one of the employees was this middle aged woman with a nice face and a great pair of tits.

Too bad she didn't attend me though.
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I have to go to the dentist in a few hours. I plan to bite off his fingers if there inside my mouth.


lol goood luck with that lmfao
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Wow, way to be a bitch! Doesn't answer my question though......are they fragile or something? lol Seriously, I have no idea.


And stef123, I had this avatar first! Prove me wrong!

Why not try just not eating apples.....i'm sure you'll live without them....


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funny ****


I try

but in all seriousness, what in the hell did you do to not be able to eat anything hard for the rest of your life?? I can understand temporarily, but forever?
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#30
Gawd you musta screwed your teeth up bad.
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#31
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I try

but in all seriousness, what in the hell did you do to not be able to eat anything hard for the rest of your life?? I can understand temporarily, but forever?


That's what I wanna know!
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Quote by tymoo22
I try

but in all seriousness, what in the hell did you do to not be able to eat anything hard for the rest of your life?? I can understand temporarily, but forever?


Because he put this hard stuff on some of my teeth to make them look bigger. But it makes your teeth weak or something idk
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I try

but in all seriousness, what in the hell did you do to not be able to eat anything hard for the rest of your life?? I can understand temporarily, but forever?



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#34
Quote by IamGod 666
Because he put this hard stuff on some of my teeth to make them look bigger. But it makes your teeth weak or something idk



your dentist wouldn't just put something on your teeth at random that causes them to break easily .... really, never, ever .... unless you live in a really lame horror movie.
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#35
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I wish dude. Ive only had one cavity in my life my mouth genetics were just raped. I had a tooth comeing in through the roof of my mouth too. But my teeth are surprisingly not too bad for that.
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I wish dude. Ive only had one cavity in my life my mouth genetics were just raped. I had a tooth comeing in through the roof of my mouth too. But my teeth are surprisingly not too bad for that.

Wow... just, wow.


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#38
The dentist wasn't being an asshole you twat he was telling you that eating that kind of stuff would ruin the work he did to your teeth and possibly make them even more ****ed up then they clearly are, considering you can't eat an apple for the rest of your life. Enjoy having ugly teeth douchebag.
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#39
i have your solution....


fap. that always solves every problem
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#40
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The dentist wasn't being an asshole you twat he was telling you that eating that kind of stuff would ruin the work he did to your teeth and possibly make them even more ****ed up then they clearly are, considering you can't eat an apple for the rest of your life. Enjoy having ugly teeth douchebag.

Well said.
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