What should he do tomorrow with his girlfriend?

He says be creative all suggestions welcome
Tractorpulling. I do it with my girlfriend all the time. Only there's less tractor and more pulling.
I hope you expected these answers when you asked the pit a question like that.
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you sir, f*cking win

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No pants dance?

How about a game of "hide the pickle"?


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And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
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Go to the nearest pub dressed as Mr. Blobby, ask for a drink, calmly drink it at a table with plenty of people on it, chat with them politely as normal, have a good laugh, buy them a round, let them buy you one if you wish, talk some more, then when the last orders bell rings, have a crap on the table.
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He expected this.

Something you definitely need to know
Slap her in the face with his penis.
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go the to the animal shelter with a supersoaker and soak some cats
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1.Go to the movies.

2.Go to the mall and hang out or buy something.

3.Go to the pool.

4.Go break up with her.

5.Go have sex.

6.Hang out with her friends or your friends.

7. Go to a show

8. Chill out with her
Punt the c*unt
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Let her **** you for a change
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falcon punch her

dang beat me to it
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If he needs help on how to plan a good date with his girlfriend, he's obviously not a good boyfriend.

That being said, the only way for his girlfriend to like him more is for him to invite her to his room and **** her all night long. It's the only way.
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or punch her in the vagina with his penis

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He said girlfriend.

no, i meant his friend lol.

the threads name is my friend is confused...
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"We barely remember who or what came before this precious moment"

Tool, anyone?
Alter Bridge, maybe?
A bit of John Mayer?
Some beethoven sounds delightful, as well.
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Awesome Idea!
Maybe they should hang out, watch a movie, eat some pizza? Have sex? Build legos?
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Do you folks like folk?
Or even better... you could totally steal your ¨friend´s¨ girlfriend and go do something...




Or recommend sex...
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Lol, when I saw "My friend" in the title I immediately thought the thread would be about you. As it is, unless you are like 9, it seems to genuinely be about you.

Ok, so here's what he should do.

1. Pretend to die, like heart attack or something. Make her really upset.
2. When she is amply upset, jump back up to scare the carp out of her.
3. Then, pretend to kill himself, blaming it on her, saying she didn't phone an ambulance or something so he can't go on living in the same world as her.
4. See step 2.
5. Pretend to kill himself again, only this time stay dead for aaages. When she doesn't believe he's dead and walks away, everyone will judge her as being insensitive.
6. Jump back up, scare everyone.
7. Go to the beach and knock over sand castles.

Note: Under no circumstances will this work if your friend is in fact a lesbian girl.