#1
whats the dumbest, most painful thing you can think of. me personally is using a hot glue gun to glue your balls to your tongue.
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#5
Jumping down a staircase with the intention of landing with a leg on each side of a steel railing.
#6
starting a thread like this
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#7
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starting a thread like this =]

theres always got to be one
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#9
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Jumping down a staircase with the intention of landing with a leg on each side of a steel railing.


there's a vid of that on youtube

think my most painiful thing would be diving into a pool of sulphuric acid
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#10
Al Gore getting rid of all the porn on the interwebs, then selling it back to us to fund his quest to the moon
#11
some more:

put horse-sperm in a syringe and pop it in your eyeball...

posting the PEAR...

stick a pencil into your bellybutton...

put your amps volume to 11 with CRUSHING overdrive, then place your ear next to it as you play "I cum blood"

sit on a sword... you know... so it is "inserted"...

hold your face under BOILING grease for 15 seconds...
#12
Swallowing a metal toothpick, then waiting as it punctures your stomach, allowing you to die slowly by internal bleeding, while conducting electricity with a fork in an electrical socket electrocuting you from the inside out.
#13
Paper Cut, stubbed toe...what those hurt
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#15
probably cattle prod up the ass and then pouring candle was into yer ass.


not my idea my friends.
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#19
cut your balls off with a kite string then put them in a pickle jar for a month, then eat them whole.
#21
Fleaba Flaba
Edit: Didn't read the instructions, just the Tread Title. Um, having nails shoved into your mouth until you suffocate?
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#22
Screwing a woman with a power drill.
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#23
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giving Soulja Boy a record contract



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#24
Posting in this thread.

I don't know why I'm doing it.

Other than to say that this is stupid, and if posting if this thread makes me stup-HHNNNNGGGGHHHHH

RMF


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#25
bme pain olyimpics (sorry for the bad spelling) i was scarred for like a month
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#27
jail time with Bubba
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#29
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starting a thread like this

Beat me to it. Damn you.
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#30
womens rights. how so very painful and stupid
Yeah i finally got round to all this, so, what shall i put here?

*insert hillarious ego boosting qoute here*


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#33
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womens rights. how so very painful and stupid


I couldnt agree more
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#34
Being a bass player.


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#35
ouch^^^
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