#1
"Corporal Clegg received his medal in a dream
From Her Majesty the queen
His boots were very clean."

Corporal Clegg - Pink Floyd

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This song has been stuck in my head for ages, good thing it's a great one
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A kid took a fetal pig during pig dissection, put a napkin on it as a cape, wrote "super pig" on it, then threw it out the window onto the greenhouse below, yelling "super pig, blast off!". He failed the pig lab
#2
Billie Jean

Is Not My Lover

She's Just A Girl

Who Claims That I Am The One


But The Kid Is Not My Son
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I couldn't do it [masturbate] with the cast on however. That's when I dug out my baby sister's stuffed animals and went to town

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Is it bad that I imagined you saying that in a really sexy voice?
#3
the gayest song...

last night i had a dream about you
in this dream im dancing right beside you

daft punk-digital love
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Ewww the searchbar is a slut, it gets used everyday...

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The brain says "hey, lets be friends" and the dick says "hey, lets get those clothes off, eh?"

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Yeaaaaaah, Huuuuuhuuuu, Saaaaaaah and MASTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR are all Hetfield memes.
#4
there's something wrong with the fatal attraction
for every action there's an opposite reaction

Straight Hate-Bloodsimple
#5
all the lyrics to Kezia by protest the hero, the whole bloody album.
My Musical attempts

My youtube music channel

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Dammit, beaten to it, and by someone with the same name

CURSE YOU TOMMYT!!!!!!!!!!!!


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I hate tommyt and the high horse which he rides upon
#6
I, I, I, I love little girls they MAKE ME FEEL SO GOOD.
I love little girls they make me feel so bad.
When they're around they make me feel
Like I'm the only guy in town.

Little Girls by Oingo Boingo.
#7
the world is a vampire.

lol just came to mind when i read the threads title.
First Emo of the Bass Militia PM DinkyDaisy to join
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Did your know your son likes to fap?

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I'd rather shove a Pidgeot up my arse than spend any time with Jimmy Page.

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You win for making me really laugh.

add that:
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#8
Spiderman theme song
I am coining new words like 'misunderstanding' and 'Hispanically'

"Civilization is unbearable, but it is less unbearable at the top"
-Timothy Leary

crit my songs (click on my profile)
#9
-Tu ad liberandum su scepturus hominem. Non horuisti, virginis uterum.

Te Deum - Don't remember the name of the composer

-Confutatis maledictis. Flammis acribusadictis etc.

Mozart's Requiem, Seventh movement, Confutatis Maledictis

-Dies irae, dies sila solvet saeclum in favilla teste David cum sy billa. Quantus tremur est futurus quando judex est venturus cuncta stricte discusurus

Mozart's Requiem, Fifth movment, Dies irae
Sworn enemy of the private investigator.
#10
ROXANNE!!! (put on the red light)
ROXANNE!!! (put on the red light)
ROXANNNNEEEEE!!!!! (put on the red light)
ROXXXAAAAANNNNNEEEE!!! (put on the red light!)

roxanne- the police
#11
we're just 2 lost souls swimming in a fish bowl
year after year

pink floyd - wish you were her

thats a good one stuck in my head, 2 years ago in music class we sang Elton John - I'm still standing, it's terrible and it was stuck in my head for days!
#12
"You've got this new head filled up with smoke, and I've got my veins all tangled cloooose..."
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Ahh the pit. Where conversations of Pokemon Cards can turn into ones of wizard homosexuality



You are everything I want...
...'Cause you are...

...Everything I'm not.

Atheism. Is. Not. A. Religion.
Today's saints were yesterday's sellouts
#14
Out Here In The Feeeeeiiiilllldddssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I Fight For My Meeeeeeaaaaallllsssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
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#15
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Out Here In The Feeeeeiiiilllldddssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I Fight For My Meeeeeeaaaaallllsssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Win, sir.
Quote by abstract pie
Ahh the pit. Where conversations of Pokemon Cards can turn into ones of wizard homosexuality



You are everything I want...
...'Cause you are...

...Everything I'm not.

Atheism. Is. Not. A. Religion.
Today's saints were yesterday's sellouts
#16
see the vegetable man
in the vegetable van
with a horn thats honkin like a mariachi band

in the middle of the street
people gather around

put a dollar, dollar, dollar in the can
hey wait!
que onda

beck - que onda guero

and/or the entire first verse of beck - loser
#17
WHAT'S YER NAME IS IT SWEET SHE SAID MY BOY IS DAGGER
DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DADA DA DA DA

Chelsea Dagger - The Fratelli's
You are like a hurricane
There's calm in your eye.
And I'm gettin' blown away
To somewhere safer
where the feeling stays.
I want to love you but
I'm getting blown away.
#18
I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chap stick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it

<_<

The inlaws are visiting, and my sister-in-law listens to the song a lot.
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#19
Opeth's - Hessian Peel, the part where the lyrics are backwards.... (yes, i know what he said when you reversed it)
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Oh my ***ing god that pron one is like the best one ever and i have seen all of em. Congrats dude you just beat Kensai.
#20
I close my eyes
Only for a moment and the moment's gone
All my dreams
Pass before my eyes a curiousity
Dust in the Wind
All we are is Dust in the Wind

Kansas - Duuuuuuust in the Wind
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