#1
This thread combines elements from 2 other popular threads.

Most epic way to die
Why do you want to kill the person above you

So yeah, how do you think the person above you should die. It can be anything, there are no rules. We can start with me I guess.

Also, check out those other 2 threads they are hilarious.
VERY METAL!
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RIP Ronnie James Dio

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RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

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Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

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We all desire a little pussy.
#2
I don't want anyone to die. Life is good.
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I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

Art & Lutherie
#8
dick chopped off,then shuved down his throat,and while your gagging your gagging on it cut off the balls :p, shuve them up your ass.
#10
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dick chopped off,then shuved down his throat,and while your gagging your gagging on it cut off the balls :p, shuve them up your ass.

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two and a half men.
#12
throat slit by broken guitar string right after they get a record deal
#19
the most painful way possible.
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its like a four finger, diminished thingy
#21
Impales hand on whammy bar whilst doing the windmill on stage resulting in massive bloodloss :O

...no offence
#22
Alone... **** you Aug 08'ers
Add me or I will eat your kitty!



^Click the heart baby, you know you wanna.^

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touche sir.
#24
With Fire!!!
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they would call it "new york" , just like we would call a german city like amsterdam , amsterdam....


The below statement is true
The above statement is false


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My mom called me a son of a bitch.



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Whats a Steve Vai? Floyd Rose ripoff?
#27
Slips on a stray banana peel and suffers massive brain trauma, resulting in convulsions and death.