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#2
It's sad that people like that still exist.

EDIT:
I can sum it all up in three words: Evolution is a lie
wow.
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#4
This past spring I was expelled from my high school. Why? Because I'm a Christian. There was a girl in my class who was wiccan, and I didn't want demons to possess me or anyone else and save her from satan. So, I told her that her faith was evil and told her to accept Jesus as Savior and she would be saved. Simple as that. Just say the sinners prayer and you can be saved!

Well I got sent to the principal for that. She said I was 'discriminating' against her religion. I was only doing what the Bible, God, Jesus and my pastor said! How is that wrong!?

Well, afterwards I was forced to aplologize, even though it's a sin to, so I never meant what I said. So, instead I put a copy of a Jack Chick tract in her locker about how wicca and a paganism lead to murder, rape and other horrible things because it lets the devil get inside of you. I also left a little note about how she was going to hell. I was hoping she would see the error of her ways and repent from the evil, disgusting 'religion'.

Instead I was called down to the principal again and this time there were two police officers there. And they said I was under arrest for harrasing this girl and threatening her! What did I do? I just wanted her to accept Jesus and be saved! Now her family (all evil, stupid, disgusting god hating wiccans) want to sue me for discrimination and creating a hostile workplace! How is that fair? She's the one who's discriminating against me because I'm one with the LORD!

Jesus is the only way to salvation! It's that simple people! No pope, wicca, or anything stupid like that! JESUS ONLY! Why is is wrong to tell others that? It's all the fault of the ACLU and simlar atheist organizations trying to destroy us Christians. Next they'll want to genocide us for doing our Godly work.


I mean Im catholic,and a pretty damn good one,but theres some things I think God tolerates,like swearing,drinking occasionally,maybe a bit o weed.But at the end of the day,I do do the right things,I dont hurt anyone on prupose or rape kids or anything.But that,what that person said,and the gay one...thats way to far.And I know parents like that 2...there sick.
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#5


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WTF?
#7
i lul'd countless times at that..my favorite is the one where the boy is looking at gay porn...not his girlfriend
#8
WOW..3 words : Evolution is a lie.

i laughed so hard at that one lmao
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#9
There are more trolls than Christians in Christian chat rooms.
#10
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This past spring I was expelled from my high school. Why? Because I'm a Christian. There was a girl in my class who was wiccan, and I didn't want demons to possess me or anyone else and save her from satan. So, I told her that her faith was evil and told her to accept Jesus as Savior and she would be saved. Simple as that. Just say the sinners prayer and you can be saved!

Well I got sent to the principal for that. She said I was 'discriminating' against her religion. I was only doing what the Bible, God, Jesus and my pastor said! How is that wrong!?

Well, afterwards I was forced to aplologize, even though it's a sin to, so I never meant what I said. So, instead I put a copy of a Jack Chick tract in her locker about how wicca and a paganism lead to murder, rape and other horrible things because it lets the devil get inside of you. I also left a little note about how she was going to hell. I was hoping she would see the error of her ways and repent from the evil, disgusting 'religion'.

Instead I was called down to the principal again and this time there were two police officers there. And they said I was under arrest for harrasing this girl and threatening her! What did I do? I just wanted her to accept Jesus and be saved! Now her family (all evil, stupid, disgusting god hating wiccans) want to sue me for discrimination and creating a hostile workplace! How is that fair? She's the one who's discriminating against me because I'm one with the LORD!

Jesus is the only way to salvation! It's that simple people! No pope, wicca, or anything stupid like that! JESUS ONLY! Why is is wrong to tell others that? It's all the fault of the ACLU and simlar atheist organizations trying to destroy us Christians. Next they'll want to genocide us for doing our Godly work.


I mean Im catholic,and a pretty damn good one,but theres some things I think God tolerates,like swearing,drinking occasionally,maybe a bit o weed.But at the end of the day,I do do the right things,I dont hurt anyone on prupose or rape kids or anything.But that,what that person said,and the gay one...thats way to far.And I know parents like that 2...there sick.


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#11
I would just like to say, Thank You TS for showing me how completely idiotic some people are
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#14
[about a girl being born with mental disabilities]
Most afflictions like this are caused by sins committed while still inside the womb



WHAT?!
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#15
"Just recently my son Bobby came out to me. I had been worried for awhile. His teachers said most of his grades were slipping and he seemed depressed and withdrawn.

Bobby said he'd been hiding it for awhile because he was afraid I would reject him. I sat him down and told him that I loved him and that God loved him, but that his salvation was in danger if he did not resist his unnatural tempations. I told him how being gay would mean he would live a shorter life, and that if he couldnt change his orientation he could be celibate like most the ex-gays are. He started crying saying something along the lines of "I knew you wouldnt understand! You're just like everyone else!" before running to his room and slamming the door.

What did I do wrong? I dont want to lose my son, but I fear I already have. I talked it over with his therapist, who had the ludicrous idea that homosexuality was unchangable and that trying to repress could lead to lots of psychological damage (I've dropped him and will try to be finding another therapist with more moral beliefs). I wouldnt be surprised if he's the one who's feeding my son all the homosexual propaganda about how its 'ok' to be gay. That, or how homosexuality has engulfed the media, making it seem 'cool' and 'hip' and how they were just another oppressed minority. You didnt have to worry about seeing two men making out on tv at my age! I dont want to sound like a fanatic, but Im worried what other effects will come out of this increasingly secular, immoral society obsessed with filth.

Am I too late? Or is it possible to save my son "

I didn't know that it was wrong to let your own son live the way he wants to...
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#17


I didnt read many, but the one about the "Stereotypical Athiests" made me lol hard.
Some of them seem so stupid and over the top it makes me think its a joke, but shoot, if they are actual serious quotes, I worry about humanity.
#18
Athiests are a different sect of Muslims.....?
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#19
Wait, wait, WAIT!

"Most afflictions like this are caused by sins committed while still inside the womb."

WHAT THE ****?

This is about a girl with a disability. . .
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#20
Gravity: Doesn't exist.

.......

LOOK BELOW YOU.

"RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your's! That's because we athiests are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian!"

...................


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#21
Yes, that is a great company. I bought one of their large print version (old eyes... what can I say?).

The only thing I don't like about them is they sell foreign language versions of the KJB. I don't think that's right. We know the only true translation is the 1600's version in English.

It's too risky for anybody to translate that into other languages. Mistakes can creep in... and that can lead to heresy. True Christians should only read English.


Wow.
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#22
Athiests as a Majority

This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were athiests.
ATHIEST KID: Mom, I'm going to go **** a hooker.
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.
ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I'm going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it's "not addictive."
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon!

The athiest kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.

ATHIEST DAD: Hey!
ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I'm pregnant again. I guess I'll just get another abortion, since "fetuses don't count as human life."
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!
ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don't go in the bedroom.
ATHIEST DAD: Why not?
ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men ****ing eachother in there.
ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren't finished yet.
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that's fine with me!

Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.

ATHIEST NEIGHBOR: Come quick, there's a Christian outside!
ATHIEST MOM: We'll be right there!

The athiest couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of athiests stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.

RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your's! That's because we athiests are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian!

THE END

Scary, isn't it?
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#23
"Athiests as a Majority

This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were athiests.
ATHIEST KID: Mom, I'm going to go **** a hooker.
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.
ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I'm going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it's "not addictive."
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon!

The athiest kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.

ATHIEST DAD: Hey!
ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I'm pregnant again. I guess I'll just get another abortion, since "fetuses don't count as human life."
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!
ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don't go in the bedroom.
ATHIEST DAD: Why not?
ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men ****ing eachother in there.
ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren't finished yet.
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that's fine with me!

Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.

ATHIEST NEIGHBOR: Come quick, there's a Christian outside!
ATHIEST MOM: We'll be right there!

The athiest couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of athiests stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.

RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your's! That's because we athiests are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian!

THE END

Scary, isn't it? "

Fuck people like this who have their head so far up their ass....


"Most afflictions like this are caused by sins committed while still inside the womb. If she can repent for what she does god will embrace her and make her as human as you or me but if she chooses not to she'll always be like this"

And people with mental disabilities aren't human?
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#24
to get ta led out!

WTF!
dont force ur **** on other people
yeah the cops shouldnt have been involved thats abit over the top
but still wtf man

be like if i told u ur religion is all lies
and ur going to hell coz u believe in it

you have issues
how do u believe in something that u really know nothing about?
its all hear say isnt it?
have u ever actually spoken to 'god'
i doubt it and if u have good for you

i know this is a touchy topic but i dont care
people believe in different stuff and thats alrite
untill they try and force u to believe in it aswell
#25
im a christian and all, and i agree with some of the stuff in that link, like being gay is unnatural(and yes, i say this fully aware of all the hate comments i'll get, but i believe it to be true, think tinker toys my friends, the rods fit in the holes, but the rods dont fit in the rods and the holes dont fit in the holes) but some of the other stuff in that link was just way to over the top, like the mother who thought that her 16 year old son was to young to date, thats just stupid. and the guy who wouldnt leave the wiccan alone, some people are just stupid like that dude, get over it, you cant change everyone.
#26
its funny one time at a chat room this guy talked to my dad and he say "jesus is king" so my dad said "its not that jesus fernadez is it? that prick still owes me $40"

it was epic
#27
Athiests as a Majority

This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were athiests.
ATHIEST KID: Mom, I'm going to go **** a hooker.
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.
ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I'm going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it's "not addictive."
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon!

The athiest kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.

ATHIEST DAD: Hey!
ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I'm pregnant again. I guess I'll just get another abortion, since "fetuses don't count as human life."
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!
ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don't go in the bedroom.
ATHIEST DAD: Why not?
ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men ****ing eachother in there.
ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren't finished yet.
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that's fine with me!

Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.

ATHIEST NEIGHBOR: Come quick, there's a Christian outside!
ATHIEST MOM: We'll be right there!

The athiest couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of athiests stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.

RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your's! That's because we athiests are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian!

THE END

Scary, isn't it?


Good thing I know that's originally from some satire site.

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#28
This crosses the line.
"...Since Atheists hate God.."

" man can have sexual pleasure from a child as young as a baby. However he should not penetrate, sodomising the child is OK. If the man penetrates and damages the child then he should be responsible for her subsistence all her life. This girl, however does not count as one of his four permanent wives. The man will not be eligible to marry the girl's sister. "
Oh, since you're christian you can change the laws of the world to fit your religion?


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#29
im catholic, and i find it sad and funny when chistians say stuff like that. God said to love people (Crist said that, im not talking about him during the old tesament). the KJB guy was halarious.

i saw this video on youtube that had a crazy fat preacher going to a college shouting at the students. one said he was a homosexual then he backs up and says:

´´OH MY GOD A QUEER!(somthing else)......well you can SUCK MY ****
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#30


Well okay then...
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#31
Quote by crazy8rgood
im a christian and all, and i agree with some of the stuff in that link, like being gay is unnatural(and yes, i say this fully aware of all the hate comments i'll get, but i believe it to be true, think tinker toys my friends, the rods fit in the holes, but the rods dont fit in the rods and the holes dont fit in the holes) but some of the other stuff in that link was just way to over the top, like the mother who thought that her 16 year old son was to young to date, thats just stupid. and the guy who wouldnt leave the wiccan alone, some people are just stupid like that dude, get over it, you cant change everyone.



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It all makes sense
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The dogs only hear us now

#32
Yes, that is a great company. I bought one of their large print version (old eyes... what can I say?).

The only thing I don't like about them is they sell foreign language versions of the KJB. I don't think that's right. We know the only true translation is the 1600's version in English.

It's too risky for anybody to translate that into other languages. Mistakes can creep in... and that can lead to heresy. True Christians should only read English


also that is an incredibly ignorant and stupid thing to say
#33
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It's not natural, but that doesn't make it wrong...

exactly, i have a few friends that are lesbians, i dont really care, their nice people that are fun to be around, and i believe that being a lesbian is unatural, but i dont care, that doesnt make it a horrible thing
#34
Old.

But still hilarious and yet scary.


If we evolved from monkeys how come we can't speak 'monkey'?


EDIT: And people who thinks it's unnatural to be homosexual sickens me.
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#35
I'm catholic but these people really need to go back to school. They are talking out their asses. No where in the bible where it saids Sin is bringing people down and not gravity. Its crap like that would make Jesus wanna put a rabbit in charge as pope.
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#36
A woman for president is a bad idea. Hillary for president is even worse. Do you think America never had a woman for president by coincidence?

[You can transfer that logic to black people, seeing as there's been no black presidents - Anyway it's incredibly insensitive, stupid and unbased.]

As stupid as you think it sounds I totally agree. Blacks should not ever be in positions of power. They should be suppressed back in to slavery.


WTF??
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#38
A woman wants to abort a rape child? She should have thought of that before she walked down that dark alley without a male prescence, not to mention she should have thought before putting on revealing attire.

Are you calling them victims now? Should've stayed in the house where it's safe.


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#40
Sorry but scientists have just shown that mice DNA is more similar to humans than human DNA. So would evolutionists then declare that humans came from mice? Probably. That's because most people can't think for themselves and are confused about reality. That's why they believe anything scientists say."