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#1
I have a story.

I have a fake ID.
Or rather, HAD.

I was going out of town for a week or so, And my old friend calls me up. We used to be tight, but we've drifted away a little, and it kinda bothers me. Anyways, he calls me up asking if he can borrow my fake ID. I decided to say yes, just being a nice guy. All I ask is that he call me the next day, so I know it's all okay.

A week and a half goes by, before I finally catch up to him. He immediatley starts with this "You're a hard guy to reach" buisness. My cell phone is always on and charged, so that's a crock.

He tells me that he came home that night, and his mom took it from him and grounded him for the rest of summer *Facepalm*

Allright, I ask him, nicley, If I could get $40 from him, to reimbourse me for what I spent on it, and to replace it. Apparently he's not allowed to carry money, bank card or wallet with him anymore since that night (Remember that, now)

So, He agrees to TRY and get it back, but says It won't happen and I'd best look elsewhere for a new one.

So, Today I was hangin' with some kids he works with. Turns out, he still has it. He's even gone and told them all how he plans to lie to me so he can keep it, and what a ****ing fool I must be.

I jumped in the first car I could and drove to the golf course he works at.

So, I jump out, and we start exchanging words. He then says, "Man, If I had it, It would be in my wallet" and pulls out his wallet with bank card...


An hour later, His friend Stu calls me, Saying he can get it back for me, In exchange for TWO ID's for him and someone he won't name. Hmm...

I know I'm being jerked around. I'm ****!ng done being his friend. The question is: Should I roll up on him or what? I'm leaning towards a yes on that.
#2
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#4
Beat his ass.
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#5
cut off his feet at the ankles and make him run home
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#6
1. Your foot
3. Centrifugal force
2. His dick
3. ?????
4. PROFIT!
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#7
"Forgive him" and become friends and hang out with him and find out where it is and steal it back.
#9
dude,threaten that douche
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#11
Anything, and I mean absolutely anything, can be solved with brute force. Lots of communist hippie faggots will tell you to talk things out, but that's just because they're too pussy to kick anyone's ass. Bunch of touchy-feely new age douchebags. Solve your problem like a real man, and beat the living hell out of the guy.
#12
beat him up. Tell him you what you have told us and if he still denys it just punch him out.
#13
Tell his mother. Most obvious choice. Tell her its your friend's ID.
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#15
you shouldn't have a fake ID in the first place.

It's against the law.
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#16
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"Forgive him" and become friends and hang out with him and find out where it is and steal it back.



this.


good thinking sir
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#18
[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']1. Your foot
3. Centrifugal force
2. His dick
3. ?????
4. PROFIT!
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#19
[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']1. Your foot
3. Centrifugal force
2. His dick
3. ?????
4. PROFIT!

beat it out of him.... or that^^^ lol
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[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']1. Your foot
3. Centrifugal force
2. His dick
3. ?????
4. PROFIT!

Then take his wallet.
Why should I come down?
From here, I can see forever.
#21
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lol a bit contradicting there, but i get the point your making.
#22
Beat the **** out of him until he give you what you want
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#23
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you shouldn't have a fake ID in the first place.

It's against the law.


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#26
OH SHI-

I got a three quote chain!

I ROCK.
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#27
rat on him sounds like an asshole or bash is face so far up is ass its his own confinement.
#29
rape him.

he won't see it coming.

he may see you coming though...
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#30
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Originally Posted by aaronob
"Forgive him" and become friends and hang out with him and find out where it is and steal it back.





this.


good thinking sir


Its probably the best option.... doesnt require violence or confrontation or anything like that. Just steal it back. And learn from this, its a good lesson. I wouldnt trust that person again for something big like that; at least for a while
#32
Beat him to a pulp
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#33
i suggest waiting until nighttime, and do this:

1. do a barrel roll over his fence
2. put icy hot on the door lock to pick it
3. sneak into his room and take the fake ID.
4. log onto his UG account and post the pear.
5. put a combination of meatspin and goatse onto his desktop
6. escape.
7. ???????????????
8. Profit


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#34
1)give them the ID's they want
2)get yours back
3)hide yours in a safe place
4)call cops on them when they try to use it or somehow get them in trouble
5)when they rat you out deny everything
6)????
7)profit
#35
Go to his house and tell his mom you left something in his room.

Sneaky, yet effective.
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#36
Quote by ironman1478
1)give them the ID's they want
2)get yours back
3)hide yours in a safe place
4)call cops on them when they try to use it or somehow get them in trouble
5)when they rat you out deny everything
6)steal underpants
7)????
8)profit


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#38
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you shouldn't have a fake ID in the first place.

It's against the law.

^

honestly why would you want/need a fake id.
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#39
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rape him.

he won't see it coming.

he may see you coming though...



o i c wut u did thar


but i tihnk you should what someone said a couple posts up.
get the guy 2 ID's, then keep yours safe and rat on them...unless youre good friends with the guy that wants 2 ID's
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