#4
If you don't want your guitar, then just use it as a meat tenderizer.
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Green, because a vest has no sleeves.

Can't we all just get a bong?
#6
Sell it to Nirvana cover bands for a discount.
mmmmmmhmmm

That's exactly what I've been trying to say.

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#7
Quote by landerson
smash it. smash it repeatedly.


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#8
Wasted space, wall decoration, the guitar I just practice with, and destroy it on stage. (If you are poorer than Pete Townshend.)

Ooo... I forgot, swords like on FLCL if you've ever seen it.
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Last edited by atlasguitar at Aug 11, 2008,
#9
well, i use mine for practicing how to set up a guitar so incase i break the neck, it's okay. i let my little brother use it too so if he drops it and it breaks, we have firewood to cook food.
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Fernandes Telecaster (Twang King/stock bridge pickup)
Blackstar HT-20 (Scumback 55 speaker/ Tung Sol tubes)
TC Electronic Nova Repeater
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#10
If u have more than one crappy guitar make a Mega crappy guitar! Like so crappy that its MEGA crappy
#13
Use it to work on your guitar repair skills. Try scalloping frets etc.
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1989 Ibanez 540S LTD DY
2006 Epiphone G-400
#14
Yah, practice refinishing, wiring, take it apart and put it back together.
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Dude mangoes are so good. Imagine a blowjob, but instead of the feeling being on your dick, it's on your mouth.
#15
Sand that **** and learn to refinish it. Put some new parts in it, make it a beast.
Gear
Fender Thinline Telecaster Deluxe

1983 Aria Pro II XX Deluxe Flying V

2007 S101 EGU34

1963 Kay Vanguard

1964 Kay Vanguard

AXL Badwater SRO

Hondo Strat

1974 Acoustic(brand) 134 4x10 combo

Epiphone Valve Jr.
#16
Quote by chuckflan333
Sand that **** and learn to refinish it. Put some new parts in it, make it a beast.

exactly what I'm doing with my Squier Strat (which happens to be agathis... yucky wood.
Current Gear:
LTD MH-400 with Gotoh GE1996T (EMG 85/60)
PRS SE Custom 24 (Suhr SSH+/SSV)
Ibanez RG3120 Prestige (Dimarzio Titans)
Squier Vintage Modified 70s Jazz V
Audient iD22 interface
Peavey Revalver 4, UAD Friedman BE100/DS40
Adam S3A monitors
Quote by Anonden
You CAN play anything with anything....but some guitars sound right for some things, and not for others. Single coils sound retarded for metal, though those who are apeshit about harpsichord probably beg to differ.
#17
Quote by oneblackened
exactly what I'm doing with my Squier Strat (which happens to be agathis... yucky wood.


Make a thread. I love seeing what people do with those.
Gear
Fender Thinline Telecaster Deluxe

1983 Aria Pro II XX Deluxe Flying V

2007 S101 EGU34

1963 Kay Vanguard

1964 Kay Vanguard

AXL Badwater SRO

Hondo Strat

1974 Acoustic(brand) 134 4x10 combo

Epiphone Valve Jr.
#18
place to hide things! dope, porn, guns, 'the evidence' your dildo.... it's all up to you.
or cut a head shaped hole in the side of the body and wear it like a hat.
cut it in half and mount it on your wall like you hunted it.
use the neck to stuff your pants.
"el kabong" cosplay
hawk it to an unsuspecting pawnshopkeep (if you are an asshole)
use the knobs to distract the ladies, they like shiny things.
use the strings for fishing line, dental floss or tie them together to make a cat o 9 tails for kinky S&M (or M&M) play.
soundhole=budget fleshlight.
if you fix it you can mount it under the barrel of your dad's gun.
forge a johnny cash signature on it and put it on display.
strangle a weak person with the high E and hide the evidence in the sound hole.
use it as the world's classiest toilet.


start a WHAM cover band
Last edited by SEANOmd at Aug 12, 2008,
#19
Quote by SEANOmd
place to hide things! dope, porn, guns, 'the evidence' your dildo.... it's all up to you.
or cut a head shaped hole in the side of the body and wear it like a hat.
cut it in half and mount it on your wall like you hunted it.
use the neck to stuff your pants.
"el kabong" cosplay
hawk it to an unsuspecting pawnshopkeep (if you are an asshole)
use the knobs to distract the ladies, they like shiny things.
use the strings for fishing line, dental floss or tie them together to make a cat o 9 tails for kinky S&M (or M&M) play.
soundhole=budget fleshlight.
if you fix it you can mount it under the barrel of your dad's gun.
forge a johnny cash signature on it and put it on display.
strangle a weak person with the high E and hide the evidence in the sound hole.
use it as the world's classiest toilet.


My heart has been stolen by this post.
Gear
Fender Thinline Telecaster Deluxe

1983 Aria Pro II XX Deluxe Flying V

2007 S101 EGU34

1963 Kay Vanguard

1964 Kay Vanguard

AXL Badwater SRO

Hondo Strat

1974 Acoustic(brand) 134 4x10 combo

Epiphone Valve Jr.
#21
Quote by chuckflan333
Make a thread. I love seeing what people do with those.

I have no pics.
Current Gear:
LTD MH-400 with Gotoh GE1996T (EMG 85/60)
PRS SE Custom 24 (Suhr SSH+/SSV)
Ibanez RG3120 Prestige (Dimarzio Titans)
Squier Vintage Modified 70s Jazz V
Audient iD22 interface
Peavey Revalver 4, UAD Friedman BE100/DS40
Adam S3A monitors
Quote by Anonden
You CAN play anything with anything....but some guitars sound right for some things, and not for others. Single coils sound retarded for metal, though those who are apeshit about harpsichord probably beg to differ.
#23
Quote by SEANOmd
turn it into a guitar queero controller

I actually have seen that. Here it is.
Current Gear:
LTD MH-400 with Gotoh GE1996T (EMG 85/60)
PRS SE Custom 24 (Suhr SSH+/SSV)
Ibanez RG3120 Prestige (Dimarzio Titans)
Squier Vintage Modified 70s Jazz V
Audient iD22 interface
Peavey Revalver 4, UAD Friedman BE100/DS40
Adam S3A monitors
Quote by Anonden
You CAN play anything with anything....but some guitars sound right for some things, and not for others. Single coils sound retarded for metal, though those who are apeshit about harpsichord probably beg to differ.
#25
Turn it into a rockband drumset.
Gear
Fender Thinline Telecaster Deluxe

1983 Aria Pro II XX Deluxe Flying V

2007 S101 EGU34

1963 Kay Vanguard

1964 Kay Vanguard

AXL Badwater SRO

Hondo Strat

1974 Acoustic(brand) 134 4x10 combo

Epiphone Valve Jr.
#26
Quote by chuckflan333
Turn it into a rockband drumset.

Current Gear:
LTD MH-400 with Gotoh GE1996T (EMG 85/60)
PRS SE Custom 24 (Suhr SSH+/SSV)
Ibanez RG3120 Prestige (Dimarzio Titans)
Squier Vintage Modified 70s Jazz V
Audient iD22 interface
Peavey Revalver 4, UAD Friedman BE100/DS40
Adam S3A monitors
Quote by Anonden
You CAN play anything with anything....but some guitars sound right for some things, and not for others. Single coils sound retarded for metal, though those who are apeshit about harpsichord probably beg to differ.
#27
Never say never man, never say never.
Gear
Fender Thinline Telecaster Deluxe

1983 Aria Pro II XX Deluxe Flying V

2007 S101 EGU34

1963 Kay Vanguard

1964 Kay Vanguard

AXL Badwater SRO

Hondo Strat

1974 Acoustic(brand) 134 4x10 combo

Epiphone Valve Jr.
#28
I'm gonna use mine to learn how to do all the stuff for my good guitar that I never learned how to do. I may also use it to test any future mods, e.g. changing pickups.
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#29
Or you could turn it into an antfarm.

I have ideas to make it work.

trust me
Gear
Fender Thinline Telecaster Deluxe

1983 Aria Pro II XX Deluxe Flying V

2007 S101 EGU34

1963 Kay Vanguard

1964 Kay Vanguard

AXL Badwater SRO

Hondo Strat

1974 Acoustic(brand) 134 4x10 combo

Epiphone Valve Jr.
#30
Quote by Switchblade775
a chair....saw it done

Pics or it didn't happen!!

Use it as a smash guitar definitely. But you only get to do it once...so make it count and make sure lots of people are at the gig!!
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