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#1
Ok, say my gf gives me a bj. when the deed is done, she wipes the mess completely from her hands. then wipes her fingers on her jeans just to be sure. and later starts rubbing her clit..

I know it sounds really hot. well it happened, she isn't on the pill. I know the chances are really minute.. but just maybe.. idk.

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#5
not a high chance sperm cant live for long outside the body
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Interesting thesis.


And you always have the morning after pill.
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#8
if you guys are gonna be messing around like that.
If shes not on the pill

maybe you should be wearing a condom just incase
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another quite interesting thesis

you sir are full of them
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#12
the morning after pill is really expensive, and would delay her period so we wouldnt know for even longer if she was actually pregnant.
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#13
sperm cant last long after it leaves the body and if it doesnt get directly into her ovaries/uterus, the heat kills the poor little guys
#14
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another quite interesting thesis

you sir are full of them
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#15
Pretty good. I'm a pretty virile fellow, and she was at the peak of her ovulation cycle that night you were out of town.
#16
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#17
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the morning after pill is really expensive, and would delay her period so we wouldnt know for even longer if she was actually pregnant.

Edit: WTF thats ****ing REDICULOUS

they should make the morning after pill FREE...it would help ALOT with people who have had accidents


the contraceptive pill is free though
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#19
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What would Brian Boitano do?

FALCON PUNCH to make sure, that's what.

I'm sure he kick an ass or two, that's what bryan boitano would do.
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#20
I'm pretty sure sperm can live for a couple hours outside the body so have fun worrying lol
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#21
Quote by Roads5
Ok, say my gf gives me a bj. when the deed is done, she wipes the mess completely from her hands. then wipes her fingers on her jeans just to be sure. and later starts rubbing her clit..

I know it sounds really hot. well it happened, she isn't on the pill. I know the chances are really minute.. but just maybe.. idk.

HALP






Seriously? No way.
#22
I'm of the opinion that, if you're too stupid to know just exactly HOW a girl gets pregnant, you don't need to be nailing one.

Read a book or stop it.
#23
she wont.
the sperm cells would have died by the time it reached her hands.
It has to pretty much be a straight shot into her olvaries (sp?)
Didnt you learn this in health?
#24
Quote by XCount Me InX
if you guys are gonna be messing around like that.
If shes not on the pill

maybe you should be wearing a condom just incase



maybe she should just wash her hands after?!?!
isn't that the issue?
get jizz on the hands, wash them, THEN rub the clit.... seems like common sense...

i dunno, maybe i'm missing something...
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#25
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I'm pretty sure sperm can live for a couple hours outside the body so have fun worrying lol

they cant
they have to be kept at a certain temperture or they'll die

thast why you guys have a ball sack OUTSIDE of your body...to help regulate the temperature


riffer raffer

yeah i know thats the point
but sometimes in the "heat of the moment" people forget, then....BOOM

well not litterally boom haha
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#28
you should just jizz into her , then she's sure to get pregnant!
and it's a double win if you leave and she tries to get you on Maury!
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#30
it has to be at least 3 inches inside of her to get the job done...which might be a problem for you...
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#31
Just Falcon Punch that ho' in the stomach.

Thats what Brian Boitano would do.
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#32
She should have washed her hands just to make sure haha.
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#34
Don't gamble your future just because its "really hot".

How hard is it for her to wash her goddamn hands?
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#35
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it has to be at least 3 inches inside of her to get the job done...which might be a problem for you...


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#36
Amen to the FALCON PUNCH response...but really it sounds awesome..I wish i had a girl that would do that. Hell, i wish i had a girl. Just hope that she isnt teh preggerz.
#39
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I'm sure he kick an ass or two, that's what bryan boitano would do.



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#40
Okay, guys, lets take this into your mind, people say wear a condom...HE WAS GETTING SUCKED OFF, last time I checked, you don't wear a condom while getting head..... here what you shoulda done...finish into her eye ball, take a pic of her face, and post it into the pit
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