#1
What would call it?
What would you do with it?

I would call mine number 2, and whenever i wouldnt want to work/go to school,
id take him out of his cage and send him to do my bidding.
A penny for my thoughts?

A bargain I say!

I'll give you a dollar

Take them all away...
#2
i'd fake my own death and shock everyone by appearing at my supposed funeral wearing a cape
Living is easy with eyes closed...
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#3
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What would call it?
What would you do with it?

I would call mine number 2, and whenever i wouldnt want to work/go to school,
id take him out of his cage and send him to do my bidding.

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It really does relieve stress. I was pissed off for a week because I didn't jerk off, so if you quit it you will go mad.
I don't think that's the correct use of the phrase "going mad."
#4
I would jerk my clone off... I mean, its still me.
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#6
he would be a living human too, so i would have no right to control him like a slave or use him for parts.
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#7
what if i wasnt a rush fan?
A penny for my thoughts?

A bargain I say!

I'll give you a dollar

Take them all away...
#8
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I would jerk my clone off... I mean, its still me.



it's not gay, it's masturbation!
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Pedophilia all the way man. Go for it.

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#9
I'd call mine Twoie , and I would make it watch tv and learn things, and then go to my school in place of me, do better in my science class I am failing and have him do my science project for me, then everyone will like him better than me, and I will whine about it, and then it would be kidnapped by stupid smart people, and then police will come and I will say it is my identical cousin.
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#10
be in a band with it
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#11
first thing i thought was get him to jerk me off. like those fellows before me said, its not gay, its masturbation
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#12
I would make it ask out hot chicks - spare me the embarrasment of NO, and when it gets one (possibly 2), I'll kill it and go out with the hot chick
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#14
Neither of us would be virgins!


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#15
It can jam with me and my friends
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#17
id use it to become the best magician in the world. id outdo my arch rival with a disappearing man trick that is better than any that has ever been seen.


or id just make it my slave. im not sure yet.
#18
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I would jerk my clone off... I mean, its still me.


wow thats raw yet intriguing
#19
I would have him make a clone of himself, and then we'd make another, and then we would sing Bohemian Rhapsody in perfect four-part harmony.
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#20
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I would have him make a clone of himself, and then we'd make another, and then we would sing Bohemian Rhapsody in perfect four-part harmony.


Excellent
#22
I'd have him play harmony with me, and we'd also play Tales of Symphonia and other games co-op.
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#24
I would call him Gregorias Mendalvachi and within the first 5 minutes of his life I would feed him cornflakes then force him to breed with a shark to create half human half shark babies to do my bidding....
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#25
Mini me.

And I'd rape it, although, since it's me, it wants it. So it isn't rape. It's a win win to be honest.
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#26
id probly run inside my friends house then get the clone to run in the other door while singing rick rolld.........lol
#28
one will play guitar and i will play drums or vice versa
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#30
I'd kill it. Because it would want to kill me.

You see? Dilemma, that.
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#31
Time to ruin everyones fun because ofcourse none of these "i'd make him pretend to be me and do something i don't want to do e.g go to school" ideas would work. when they clone animals (and would be same for people) they are born as infants, so if you now had a clone made of you they wouldn't look anything like you. when they reached the age you are currently at they would look like you do now, but by then you'll look different, and even if they make the clone while your a fetus so it grows up at the same time as you, your parents would just lie and say you're identical twins!!

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#32
i'd try and find out my one weakness...


GOT IT!!!

WITHOUT MY HEAD I'M POWERLESS !!!!
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Centorium you dick
I keep lookin behind me,You're amazing at this


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Dam,Cent, ur repeating man scares the shit out of me, its so true


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Omg Cent,Ive been havin nightmares because of u


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**** you man,I was just going to bed


I'm scary
#33
More importantly, would it have a belly button ?
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#34
what happens if im the clone of me? as in im the second one made of myself and the other is the real deal?

im ****ed yer?
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#35
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id use it to become the best magician in the world. id outdo my arch rival with a disappearing man trick that is better than any that has ever been seen.


Or you could just do a duplicating man trick since there's 2 of you already.

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I would fuck the shit out him.


you have just brightened up my day

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I would have him make a clone of himself, and then we'd make another, and then we would sing Bohemian Rhapsody in perfect four-part harmony.


AMAZING
#36
or you can ahve a sex change,same with clone and make a FORTUNE in twins fetish pronz
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Centorium you dick
I keep lookin behind me,You're amazing at this


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Dam,Cent, ur repeating man scares the shit out of me, its so true


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Omg Cent,Ive been havin nightmares because of u


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**** you man,I was just going to bed


I'm scary
#37
I'd dress him up as a woman and date h...he...hi......IT!
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