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#1
I thought it was unfair to group the whole of Britain under the "English" version

*prepares for brave heart comments, and endless kilt mockery*
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Last edited by higgy30 at Aug 12, 2008,
#2
All of them wear kilts and play the bagpipes, duh?
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#3
SOCCER HOOLIGANS! SOCCER HOOLIGANS!

Also, kilts and haggus. And that one episode of Samurai Jack. That sums it up.
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#5
Haggis and irnbru. Nuff said.
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#6
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I thought it was unfair to group the whole of Britain under the "English" version


Bollocks I didn't notice that little detail. TOUCHÉ.

You are more pedantic than me though chief.
#7
bunch of bag blowin skirt wearin drunkards if u ask me
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#8
Well my last name is Baird, and there is a "Baird Castle" in Scotland. Therefore, I have a castle named after me. I rock.

The scottish are cool guys too I guess, if they have castles named after them.
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#9
They shag sheep, eat the insides of animals and think of it as food and the men wear skirts :P

Seriously, i like the scots. I melt for their accent too.
#12
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They shag sheep

Last I heard, that was the Welsh.
#14
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They shag sheep, eat the insides of animals and think of it as food and the men wear skirts :P

Seriously, i like the scots. I melt for their accent too.


noooo the welsh are sheep shaggers! :P
judging from holidays in spain, the scottish are loudmouth drunkards who like to start fights and ogle other men's women (which is how the fights tend to start up)
#15
Common opinion is that we're most excellent.
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#16
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Last I heard, that was the Welsh.

Oi...


...I was going to say that...
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#17
anyone else think the olympic opening ceremony was kind of surreal when the vast majority of it is celebrating chinese culture/history...then the athletes are greeted to a scottish pipe band?

The scots are quality. haha
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#18
Sweet accents.
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#19
scotlands a beautiful country and have lovely people in it

im going there for a week soon
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#21
My last name is Scottish, and no one can spell/pronounce it.


We're all in the gutter, but I'm looking at the rats.
#23
great people the scottish are

wooooo!


FREEEEEEDOOOMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#24
The scots?

Gingers the lot of them...

And alcoholics...

And meh! is one which brings them down a bit but they are saved by people like freedoms_stain and frenchy.

(and scottish women have a sexy accent that I cant CANT!! resist)
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#26

eat the insides of animals and think of it as food

You probably do it daily. Bacon? Sausages? DURRRR
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#27
Eveyone says that Scots wear skirts. That pisses me off. Being of a scottish background, I find that quite disrespectfull. Should I lighten up? maybe! However remember this, if you said that to a scot's face, youd probably get the **** kicked out of you. Last but not least, we are the only breed of men who are man enough to wear it. haha. Take that.
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#28
Eveyone says that Scots wear skirts. That pisses me off. Being of a scottish background, I find that quite disrespectfull. Should I lighten up? maybe! However remember this, if you said that to a scot's face, youd probably get the **** kicked out of you. Last but not least, we are the only breed of men who are man enough to wear it. haha. Take that.

People who mock kilts haven't wore one before. Wore a tux? Double the win of that.
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#29
How the Scots Invented the Modern World by Arthur Herman
Great read.
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#31
i think England were complete douchebags for taking over them. mi padre used to play snare in a bagpipe band.
#33
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judging from holidays in spain, the scottish are loudmouth drunkards who like to start fights and ogle other men's women (which is how the fights tend to start up)



It would appear that you have encountered the typical chav.
Not all Scots are like that
So long as you don't meet any chav type folk we're usually nice
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#35
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Irn Bru

This!
And men wearing skirts and hard to understand accents and cold and wet and mountains and guys constantly hitting on someone else's girlfriend and a crazy mom.
#39
Some peoples accents are very thick and throw me off a little bit but otherwise they can be nice people. There can of course be bad people but that's just what comes from being human.
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#40
I love the Scots, I've worked with several of them. They are however hard to understand when sober, clipping their words. It gets much worse when they get pissed (drunk).
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