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#1
every time i go outside, then try to come back in my dog tries to get in, and its a 20 minute ordeal to get it back out, how do i make it stop?
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#2
why isn't your dog allowed inside the house?
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#6
you need to teach it to stay

then once its done what you want..praise it

eventually
it will get the idea of it


the main thing is to praise it only when its done what YOU want
and you have to use a comanding voice


sometimes a bottle full of stones works well.....when the dog does what you DONT want it to do...you rattle the bottle sharply and the dog will assochiate the noise with doning something bad
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#7
inb4raep.

EDIT: damn.
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#8
Not allowed in the house because its a big dog, and a puppy, so its very destructive
the fetch thing works, but im running out of stuff to throw, i just tossed a rug out the door and the dog went after it
because im out of toys & stuff to throw
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#9
Shock collar. Bury the line near your door. Problem solved.
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#10
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you need to teach it to stay

then once its done what you want..praise it

eventually
it will get the idea of it


the main thing is to praise it only when its done what YOU want
and you have to use a comanding voice


sometimes a bottle full of stones works well.....when the dog does what you DONT want it to do...you rattle the bottle sharply and the dog will assochiate the noise with doning something bad


thank you, i knew id eventually get a real answer from the pit
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#11
YOU NEED TO TEACH whoops caps

you need to teach it now whilst it IS a puppy because puppies are ALOT easier to train than when they become adults.


Take it to a puppy class and explain the one thing thats being a problem and you can work on it
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#13
Claymores

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#14
Door.....use it
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#17
Kick it until it leaves the house.
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somke of his stuff actually works, like how to make a dog walk on a leash with you
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#22
let the dog stay indoors!
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#23
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Not to be off topic or anything but what's with your sig?

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Meths is a white supremacist.

Yea?
Still, I don't think you're supposed to have anything racist around the forums. One dude got banned for having a racist link in his sig.
#25
Slit its throat.
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Yea?
Still, I don't think you're supposed to have anything racist around the forums. One dude got banned for having a racist link in his sig.

They can tell me to remove it if that is the case.
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#28
Fetch? Puppy class? What the hell?...

Just tie its leash to a pole, outside.
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#29
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YOU NEED TO TEACH whoops caps

you need to teach it now whilst it IS a puppy because puppies are ALOT easier to train than when they become adults.


Take it to a puppy class and explain the one thing thats being a problem and you can work on it

That was kinda stupid. If you accidentally used caps, delete it, don't say it

Most dogs' aims are to please you, the owner. They can't really do so when they're outside. So I would suggest bringing the dog inside, and keeping a close eye to make sure he/she doesn't chew on anything or do anything otherwise harmful, and if he/she does, make sure to punish him/her for it.
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#32
I love tricking dogs by pretending to throw something....then they get all giddy and run after it and then end up with a look when they can't find anything

it'll only work 2 or 3 times though, then they get that you're screwing with them
#33
I suggest decorating your walls with dog carcasses and pictures of dogs you've killed.
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#34
You push him outside, and show the mo'fo' whos boss
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#35
ive been wrapping it in a rug and putting it far outside, then running up tothe door while it
untangles itself
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#36
What kind of dog is it? We have a Lab mix, and as a puppy, she would destroy anything and everything. When she did so, we would give her a light smack or growl 'no' at her. She eventually got the idea she shouldn't **** with our stuff. No she doesn't mess with anything. Maybe you shouldn't train her to stay outside, maybe you should train him/her to do destroy your stuff. "cause I know its a real pain in the ass to always be letting the dog out.
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#37
Don't train it to stay outside, teach it to be well behaved inside the house, in the end it will probably be a much more affectionate dog.
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#38
heres the dog, i think shes a lab, but dont know, she was a stray that we all thought had been abused



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#39
its simple..folow this

1) is dog in house?
yes,go to stage 2
no, go to stage 1

2) beat it senceless

is it breathing?
yes,proceed to 3
no, proceed to vet

3)put dog outside

is dog staying there
yes,proceed to 1
no, proceed to 2
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heres the dog, i think shes a lab, but dont know, she was a stray that we all thought had been abused






they're all nice, but I don't know wich one is the trouble maker, but my advise is to train him to behave inside, he'll be much more "into" u
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