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#1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJuNgBkloFE&feature=related

I didn't think we had people this out of it. But they sure are funny.

And the British version
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_mkwB9ayK4&feature=related
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#3
Quote by S.A.Dange
The British one had less knob questions, and asking kids proved nothing.

.... He asked how many colors are on a 4 colored piece of paper. A 3 yr old could answer that.
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#6
Quote by postmortem2006
Americans aren't stupid, but their president sure as hell is.

True dat. I cant wait till November. Maybe our next president will give us a better reputation.
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#7
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True dat. I cant wait till November. Maybe our next president will give us a better reputation.


this.

Everyone usually blames the entire population for the poor political choices.
#8
If you noticed on the american one all the people had southern accents...I'm just sayin'..
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#9
haha "george boosh"
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#10
I enjoyed the british one.
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#13
Quote by postmortem2006
Americans aren't stupid, but their president sure as hell is.

I don't think he's stupid, I think that (for the most part) he knows exactly what he's doing. Or if he doesn't, Cheney does. Either way, a lot of bad choices fors ure.
#14
Quote by postmortem2006
Americans aren't stupid, but their president sure as hell is.

He's probably smarter than 95% of UGers, since he graduated from Yale and everything. He just presents himself incredibly poorly. Plus, since he's always got a mic in his face, pretty much every brainfart he gets is caught on camera.

He's still a ****ty president, I just get tired of 8th graders that are convinced that they're smarter than the President.
#16
Quote by postmortem2006
Britain sucks dick anyway.


i think the same about america my friend

tbh most americans iv talked to are total ****s... some are reallly cool tho
#18
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He's probably smarter than 95% of UGers, since he graduated from Yale and everything. He just presents himself incredibly poorly. Plus, since he's always got a mic in his face, pretty much every brainfart he gets is caught on camera.

He's still a ****ty president, I just get tired of 8th graders that are convinced that they're smarter than the President.

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#19
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He's probably smarter than 95% of UGers, since he graduated from Yale and everything.


Graduating from Yale doesnt necessarily make you a genius especially If your daddy is George Bush Sr. who's very rich and very well connected. But I'm sure he has a higher than average IQ but he's still a terrible public speaker.
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#20
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He's probably smarter than 95% of UGers, since he graduated from Yale and everything. He just presents himself incredibly poorly. Plus, since he's always got a mic in his face, pretty much every brainfart he gets is caught on camera.

He's still a ****ty president, I just get tired of 8th graders that are convinced that they're smarter than the President.

That's true. Plus he got enough votes to become President, which is no easy task. He may screw up sometimes on camera, but he's not an idiot.
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#21
The american one had very basic questions about the location of other countries and simple stuff like who won the vietnam war. I'm from Ireland and every yokel knows that. And the Irish currency question, the Irish currency was punt then we switched to euro, but nobody called it punt. It was just called pounds. And the guy asked like 6 or 7 people, half of them were kids so they don't count
#22
where the hell do they find these people
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#23
Anyone trying to 'prove Americans are stupid' will interview hundreds of people, where they statistically will find stupid people, and guess what - they only present the stupid ones to prove the point, the smart people aren't shown...

It's not worth crying over.
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#24
Quote by Liam.
Anyone trying to 'prove Americans are stupid' will interview hundreds of people, where they statistically find stupid people, and guess what - they only present the stupid ones to prove the point, the smart people aren't shown...

It's not worth crying over.


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#25
The British one, most of them were kids. Irish currency? Which part of Ireland? At the end of the day there's stupid and ignorant people in any country.
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#26
Quote by Liam.
Anyone trying to 'prove Americans are stupid' will interview hundreds of people, where they statistically will find stupid people, and guess what - they only present the stupid ones to prove the point, the smart people aren't shown...

It's not worth crying over.

That's true. The interview probably took a few days. I could interview people in my area about Vietnam and stuff like that and no one would get a wrong answer. Well, almost no one...
And also "who won the Vietnam war" is not exactly a question with a one-word answer.
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#28
I think that British douche just got a list of retards in the nearest city and asked them the questions. WE IS NOT STOOPID!
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#29
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That's true. Plus he got enough votes to become President, which is no easy task. He may screw up sometimes on camera, but he's not an idiot.


campaigning in America isn't necesarrely about being smart. It's about mezzing the people. Look at what Arnie did for california. He smiled, gave them the thumbs up and threw T-Shirts at them. Boom Governator of Kaleefawnia.
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#30
Haha, oh you silly Americans, you make my day... day after day... after day
#31
Why does everyone hate Bush? Just because he sucks at public speaking doesn't mean he's a bad president. And the American media is over critical of everything, which makes him look more retarded than he actually is.

And you can't assume all Americans are retarded just because a few (or most) of them are. I'm sure a lot of those questions were answered correctly, just not shown in the video.
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#32
Quote by yobird42
Why does everyone hate Bush? Just because he sucks at public speaking doesn't mean he's a bad president. And the American media is over critical of everything, which makes him look more retarded than he actually is.

And you can't assume all Americans are retarded just because a few (or most) of them are. I'm sure a lot of those questions were answered correctly, just not shown in the video.

Good point, perhaps he is a human being who gets nervous?
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#33
Great vid!

At work a few days ago, we're getting all tourists since our store is by the docks. An American lady asked me where she could purchase laundry soap so she could have clean clothes to get back to the U.S, so I gave her some. She asks me "Do you put the soap in the laundry machine with the clothes?" I didn't want to be rude so I just said "yes", but my co worker just says "...she could have drank it".

Also, at the till, they always ask "Can I have American money back please". NO! WE AREN'T IN AMERICA. WE USE CANADIAN MONEY HERE!
#34
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campaigning in America isn't necesarrely about being smart. It's about mezzing the people. Look at what Arnie did for california. He smiled, gave them the thumbs up and threw T-Shirts at them. Boom Governator of Kaleefawnia.

You have to be a certain kind of smart to be a leader and gain respect and popularity among thousands of people. It's a strategy. I'll bet Arnold didn't just smile at random, he timed his smiles for when he knew people wanted him to look confident or compassionate or whatever. Kind of like how Obama purposefully gazes up towards the sky instead of at the audience for most of his photoshoots. It's not coincidence, he's trying to look confident (having his chin tilted up) and stern (eyebrows narrowed) and like he's thinking about the future and has big plans (looking up towards the sky).
Pandering to the public isn't such a careless task.
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#35
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That's true. Plus he got enough votes to become President, which is no easy task. He may screw up sometimes on camera, but he's not an idiot.

He should not have won the 2000 election. It was fixed in florida. And seriously, in 2004, both candidates were idiots.
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#36
I'd just like to point out that the subtitles on the second one spelt "Blair" as "Blare"

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#38
"Americans are NOT stupid"

Yes they are. Just not all of them. And being American isn't the thing that makes them stupid. A lot of people are stupid, so it follows that a lot of Americans are stupid. It just so happens that Americans make a lot more noise than the rest of the world, so while we're all sweeping our idiots under the rug, America is brandishing them in our faces.

I would say American culture encourages stupidity and publicises it, not that Americans are stupid.
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#39
yes they are
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#40
That kid who names Suzuki as a british car manufacturer is obviously taking the piss though
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