#1
I'm not sure where exactly this should be posted, but oh well. I'll try it here. If I'm wrong, oh well

http://duggmirror. com/comedy/100_Greatest_Quotes_from_fundamentalist_christian

These people are ignorant hypocrites, for the most part. What's your opinion on these things, and your reaction? And remember, these people actually believe this, and posted it on a forum. Here's some quotes, and my opinions. As you can see, I'm frustrated lol.


"Gravity: Doesn't exist. If items of mass had any impact of others, then mountains should have people orbiting them. Or the space shuttle in space should have the astronauts orbiting it. Of course, that's just the tip of the gravity myth. Think about it. Scientists want us to believe that the sun has a gravitation pull strong enough to keep a planet like neptune or pluto in orbit, but then it's not strong enough to keep the moon in orbit? Why is that? What I believe is going on here is this: These objects in space have yet to receive mans touch, and thus have no sin to weigh them down. This isn't the case for earth, where we see the impact of transfered sin to material objects. The more sin, the heavier something is."


Interesting, but falls flat on it's face.

"Athiests as a Majority

This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were athiests.
ATHIEST KID: Mom, I'm going to go **** a hooker.
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.
ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I'm going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it's "not addictive."
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon!

The athiest kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.

ATHIEST DAD: Hey!
ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I'm pregnant again. I guess I'll just get another abortion, since "fetuses don't count as human life."
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!
ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don't go in the bedroom.
ATHIEST DAD: Why not?
ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men ****ing eachother in there.
ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren't finished yet.
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that's fine with me!

Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.

ATHIEST NEIGHBOR: Come quick, there's a Christian outside!
ATHIEST MOM: We'll be right there!

The athiest couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of athiests stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.

RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your's! That's because we athiests are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian!

THE END

Scary, isn't it?"


This is about the impression I got about this radical.
FAGFAGFAGFAGFAGFAGFAGAFAGFAG!!! And he wonders why athiests don't like him? What a douche.

"I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don't think he's ready to date yet. What's worse is that he's sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive!"


OR!!.... Maybe your kid's just GAY! Read between the lines.

"[about a girl being born with mental disabilities]

This girl is like a leper so what she needs to do is try and find god

if she really believes she can be healed from this state, she will be healed from this state

Most afflictions like this are caused by sins committed while still inside the womb. If she can repent for what she does god will embrace her and make her as human as you or me but if she chooses not to she'll always be like this

god tests every one of us [emphasis added]"


No fool. It's hereditary. Sweet Jesus.

"If u have sex before marriage then in Gods eyes u are married to that person if a man rapes a woman in Gods eyes they are married it sucks for the girl but what can we do lol"


I'm sorry. I laughed.

"I honestly don't care about your rights. If it were up to me, all Atheists would be burnt at the stake and or cast into a river with weights tied to their ankles and or placed before the firing squad, etc etc etc."


And to think he's a Christian. What a hypocrite. He needs to just go sit on a tack.

"Seriously, does anybody ever cry at an Atheist's funeral?

I mean, since Atheists have no value whatsoever as human
beings (they're not even human, but only inhuman animals),
since Atheists are nothing but miserable Liars, Cowards
and Murderers, after all, why would anybody in their
right mind weep over the dead rotting corpse, or bone
chips and ashes (that get mixed together with those of
others from the crematory) of a worthless dead Atheist?

And what epitaph do you engrave on an Atheist's grave
marker? "Here lies the only good Atheist, which is a
dead Atheist". What else is there say? Nothing at all.
No last words, no last rites, no flowers, no anything.

Every time an Atheist dies, the world is better off as
a result of that dead Atheist being dead, & its damned
God-forsaken soul burning in the fiery pits of Hades.

Which begs another related question, do Atheists cry at
funerals? If so, why? Since Atheists hate God, and they
hate Family, and they hate Country, who are they crying
for? It is true: The only good Atheist is a dead Atheist. "


Wow. I just want him to die. Violently. What an ass hole. You're a ****ing christian. Essentially, every life has it's meaning. What a ****ing hypocrite.

"
The Fact the Earth is Flat is not my opinion, it is a Proved Fact! While all we need to know is that the Bible says the Earth is flat (Is.40:22, Ez.7:2, Dn.2:35; 4:10-11,20, Mt.4:8)... but for a second can you imagine what these so-called 'scientists would have us believe --- If the earth really was round, that would mean there arre people who are HANGING DOWN, HEAD DOWNWARDS while we are standing head up? But since the theory allows to travel to those parts of the earth where the people are said to hand head downward, and still to fancy ourselves to be heads upwards, and our friends whom we have left behind us to be heads downwards! LOL! What foolishness! TheWHOLE THING IS A MYTH - A DREAM - A DELUSION - and a snare, and, instead of there being any evidence at all in this direction to substantiate this popular theory, it is plain proof that the Earth is Not A Globe! "


Because the astronauts were lying, along with every thing that has to do with common sense.[/sarcasm]

"A woman wants to abort a rape child? She should have thought of that before she walked down that dark alley without a male prescence, not to mention she should have thought before putting on revealing attire.

[Yes. It should (be legal). Otherwise you're screwing over the women who don't deserve their fate.]

Are you calling them victims now? Should've stayed in the house where it's safe."


This guy is pretty stupid...

Your opinions, reactions? I'm in a debating mood.
I throw myself into the sea,
Release the wave,
Let it wash over me
To face the fears, I once believed
Tears of the Dragon, for you, and for me...
#2
I was looking at this website yesterday.

It made me ashamed to be associated with them.

The more the sin, the heavier something is


Lead must be one ****ed up metal.
"The future's uncertain, and The End is always near."
-Jim Morrison
Last edited by SlinkyBlue at Aug 12, 2008,
#3
Huge thread on this yesterday.
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I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

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#4
Quote by darkstar2466
Huge thread on this yesterday.


Really? I haven't been on in a while, my bad.
I throw myself into the sea,
Release the wave,
Let it wash over me
To face the fears, I once believed
Tears of the Dragon, for you, and for me...
#5
That was alot to read...

But the 'raped' thing would suck
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#7
that was the first time I didn't laugh about rape, in the pit
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#8
I hate single minded Christians...
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#10
^thank you
I know now what I knew then, but I didn't know then what I know now
#11
I just hate. <--- read it as "I just hate period"
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I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

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#13
The world would be a better place without Religion.
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#14
this guy has no idea what christianity is all about... He should be burned in a fire
btw, the like didn't work, can you repost the link?
Shred Head
All that theory my guitar teacher tries to drill into my head just gets buried under piles of porn and I never manage to apply any of it
#15
these people are just reacting agressively towards athiests and twisting what an athiest is because they know, on a deep level, that, they are gay
"A good song should make you want to tap your feet and get with your girl. A great song should destroy cop cars and set fire to the suburbs. I’m only interested in writing great songs." - Tom Morello
#16
WTF!!!!!!!
I'm an athiest, so obviously i don't belive in god, but that doesn't mean i hate family and my country!!
an i'm not intolerant to christians!!!

And that person talking about gravity has NO ****ING IDEA what they're talking about!!!!

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I think the TS will know what to do next

#17
Me: "Mom, I'm going to fuck a hook-*slap to the face*"
Quote by denizenz
I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

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#18
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Me: "Mom, I'm going to fuck a hook-*slap to the face*"


HAHAHA LOL!!!!
Shred Head
All that theory my guitar teacher tries to drill into my head just gets buried under piles of porn and I never manage to apply any of it
#19
im frustrated at you that the link doesnt work
The Mitch Clem formula
1)make jokes about rancid and NOFX (as if they dont already make fun of themselves)
2)make obvious punk puns, possibly related to food
3)make fun of Rancid and NOFX again
4)??????
5)PROFIT (and an army of internet fanboys)
#21
There has got to be a forum for those people. I have to get in on that action, it's a gold mine of laughs. Fundamentalist Christians are easier to troll than feminists.
#25
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A bit risky don't you think?

Sure, the puppy could stop him hating everything, but then again, he could hate the puppy...
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#26
Quote by darkstar2466
Huge thread on this yesterday.

Correction:

Huge thread on this a few months ago which for some reason was resurrected yesterday.
#28
"Seriously, does anybody ever cry at an Atheist's funeral?

I mean, since Atheists have no value whatsoever as human
beings (they're not even human, but only inhuman animals),
since Atheists are nothing but miserable Liars, Cowards
and Murderers, after all, why would anybody in their
right mind weep over the dead rotting corpse, or bone
chips and ashes (that get mixed together with those of
others from the crematory) of a worthless dead Atheist?

And what epitaph do you engrave on an Atheist's grave
marker? "Here lies the only good Atheist, which is a
dead Atheist". What else is there say? Nothing at all.
No last words, no last rites, no flowers, no anything.

Every time an Atheist dies, the world is better off as
a result of that dead Atheist being dead, & its damned
God-forsaken soul burning in the fiery pits of Hades.

Which begs another related question, do Atheists cry at
funerals? If so, why? Since Atheists hate God, and they
hate Family, and they hate Country, who are they crying
for? It is true: The only good Atheist is a dead Atheist. "

That's the only one on that site that gets under my skin.
#29
that one about the athiest majorty in the world where they burn idiots like these sounds really metal
^I S*** you not compadre!


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Wow TS, this is a seriously great, original idea.


Anyway, I'm off, for some reason I have the strongest urge to listen to The Ramones.
#30
I'm Christian..but this is all a load of bullshlocka.
It's people like this that give christians a bad name.
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#31
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There has got to be a forum for those people. I have to get in on that action, it's a gold mine of laughs. Fundamentalist Christians are easier to troll than feminists.


You should know most of them are atheist trolls. It's impossible to troll a troll.
#32
*reported*
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