I'm 17 today. I got a few cards, 50$, some pajamas and about 7 pairs of boxers. I also got a call from work 5 minutes before I had to leave to start my shift; they said I didn't have to come in today.

Now I'll take a shower a relax for the rest of the day.

To give meaning to this thread; what's the best present you've gotten?
my Epi Sg that i got a few days ago
or my Tokai Les Paul that i got last year
my birthday today aswell... exect i'm 24.. wanna trade? ohhh to be 17 again.
But best birthday present i got was leftover crack playing my hometown on my birthday last year.
happy birthday grasshopper.
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they make horrible noises in the middle of the night (is it sex?)

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I guess she's pretty hot if you're into that "having a good music video, but not better than Beyonce's" kind of thing...
happy birthday
i got you a deathstar so you can have fun destroying planets

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The brain says "hey, lets be friends" and the dick says "hey, lets get those clothes off, eh?"

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The best present I ever got was about 800 dollars from all my relatives added up from Xmas and my birthday in one year. Coupled with the 200 I earned from mowing lawns I bought myself a Jackson Dinky and with the leftover cash I'm buying a Valveking and a Metalmuff soon.
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I met this chick I really liked and wanted to practice sex, so I practiced on some guy I met at a gas station...
i wanna deathstar... reading festival is always on the weekend of my birthday so i get reading tix every year as mine mwhaha this year, slipknot, metallica, rage, A7X its awsome

Maybe I got the age wrong and thought your name was Negar but have a gooder anyway!
The best thing I've ever gotten for my birthday? Well, I was rick rolled once. My parents decided that I'm not good enough for anything else. They woke me up, played the song, and left. They came back three months later, but I had already run out of food and I survived by sneaking into my neighbor's house every night and eating out of their fridge. To ensure that they'd stay asleep, I would sneak sleeping pills into all of their food after I finished everything I wanted. When my parents came back and saw that I was still alive, they left again.

In sum, I hate my family.
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Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
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Karvid is sexy

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Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
Happy birthday dude.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
I got you Earth. It'll come in handy for a bit of fun with your death star
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hey, today's my brother's birthday and he turned 17 as well!! its also my friend's sister's birthday, but i think she's like 18 or 19
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i got you a x-wing, because the death star is to bulky to get to some places

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You are not human.

I am totally serious.

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I was inspired by someone saying they had Millionaire on their Ipod

he's talking about me!
A white gold, diamond ring

This life's too good to last
and I'm too young to care.

Follow me on Twitter, I'm cool.
Left handed Explorer.

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This man deserves my +1


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Go in peace my son, and teach to the pit dwellers what I have shown unto you.


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My first guitar, don't know the model but it is a Palmer. Hope for good ones this year.
BTW Happy Birthday.
Happy Birthday.

I got you a man with a fridge-freezer.

And also I got you some pickles...


I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
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i got you a x-wing, because the death star is to bulky to get to some places

Shoulda gotten him a Tie-Fighter instead to match with the Deathstar...Sheesh man have some fashion sense!
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