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My uncle found all the porn I had looked up on the computer, including some really sick stuff (animals, bondage, etc.)

You're turn.
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#2
I found out that I am a fundamental Christian.
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#3
theres a zit coming up on my cheek and i have this weird cramp in my leg from how i slept last night... other than that nothing bad today really.
<Raven> I got so baked last night
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<Raven> Do you have any idea how euphoric that is?
<Raven> I felt like I was being born.
#4
Yeah, today was a pretty good day for me. I must say the worst thing was not being able to think of song lyrics.
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#5
The dude from Togo only got bronze in the whitewater kayaking. He should have got gold


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#6



Well, nothing happened to me today
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#7
Quote by dudetheman
My uncle found all the porn I had looked up on the computer, including some really sick stuff (animals, bondage, etc.)

You're turn.



animals...what the hells wrong with you man.

[runs out of thread]
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#8
I'm building my own PC and for the past week or so I've been buying all the components online, but today whilst trying to order the power supply it kept rejecting my card. I think my bank thinks I'm stealing money from myself :/

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animals...what the hells wrong with you man.

[runs out of thread]


People are animals too
#9
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animals...what the hells wrong with you man.

[runs out of thread]



I didn't actually wank to it, I was only curious...

Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.

When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.


-Jimi Hendrix-

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You know you're in the drug thread when you see pictures of squash and "tuna nigga!" when you click the page.
#10
I'm almost out of gas in my car.
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#11
Quote by dudetheman
My uncle found all the porn I had looked up on the computer, including some really sick stuff (animals, bondage, etc.)

You're turn.


Oh am I?

AM I??!


Seriously though, today someone called me Turn. Man, I was pissed off.

RMF


I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#12
I woke up at 5 am crawled to the bathroom and had morning wood and so i thought i whould just crap and then pissed all over myself.


I was so out of it
Nudedragon fan.
#15
a high school football two-a-day.
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#17
what did your uncle do by the way?
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#18
Got to see more evidence of my father, long the strongest and most supportive influence and person in my life, being a torn, tired, broken man.
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#19
my first string break, poor high e never had a chance so i biked as fast as i could 5km to get new strings and then biked back 5km, changed it up, kept playing. o yea, they didn't have ernie ball strings left either, so i had to get d'addario /saddness
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#20
My friend went crazy because of halo... lmao like usual.
Uhh... jumped into a really cold swimming pool XD then rode home on my bike and got soaked.
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#21
I put a pizza in the oven, then proceed to hang out my washing (it's sunny, warm, light breeze). Get back inside, check on the pizza, check to see whether it's done, and get it out the oven. I slice it up, and start to eat it, before realising it's still cold in the middle. So, I put it back in the oven, and watch whilst my dog pukes on the floor. I clear it up, then check on the pizza a little bit later. It's burnt. I get it out ok, apart from the last two slices, which fall messily all over the oven, resulting in lots of burnt on cheese in the oven. It then starts pissing down with rain, and I get soaked whilst getting the washing in. I get back in, and the dog is eating my pizza.
#22
Quote by Mr. La Fritz
Oh am I?

AM I??!


Seriously though, today someone called me Turn. Man, I was pissed off.



I'm pretty sure turn is an adjective.
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#24
Quote by dudetheman
My uncle found all the porn I had looked up on the computer, including some really sick stuff (animals, bondage, etc.)

You're turn.

Wait a minute....

ANIMALS!?!?! Are we talking two crickets doin it on the Discovery Channel, or beastiality?!
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#25
i had my band mates over and they trashed my room and turned over the bed and made a huge mess
but i made them clean it up.
but then my dad called and he said that before he left, the A/C had froze on account of me putting the temp too low(even though i only put it at 70) and he was pissed
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#28
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a high school football two-a-day.


Dang brah that sucks..
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#29
nothing really
nearly finished Zelda
went to work
ordered some recording stuff
talked to the girl i like
good times


wait a sec? animal pron?
sick
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#30
I lost to the Japanese whilst fighting as the Mongols on Rise Of Nations =(
#31
Quote by Mr. La Fritz
Oh am I?

AM I??!


Seriously though, today someone called me Turn. Man, I was pissed off.


hahahaha
nice, i didnt catch the grammar **** up in that one until ur post
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#32
i got banned today... then unbanned mods are cool

wel at first i was like wdf
then i was like huh
then ohhhhh ....but
then ohhh i understand
then really coool
then thanks

that is all
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#34
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I think my bank thinks I'm stealing money from myself :/



lmfao that blowsssssssss


Quote by Mr. La Fritz
Oh am I?

AM I??!


Seriously though, today someone called me Turn. Man, I was pissed off.


rofl
ppl need to learn better grammar.
but yea that would piss me off too :p


as for me
idk
worst that happened to me today?
uh
i couldnt do push ups cuz im stil sorel from doing them yesterday?
lol not a bad day i guess
and i get to play rugby in a bit
in other words,wooooooooot!
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#35
I got a stomache ache from a bowl of Fruity Pebbles..

uhh..

can't hang out with the lady friend.


My life is so harsh...

#37
had to whammy, but didnt have a whammy bar, good thing youtube was able to tell me how to do it just like slash and that guy with the bucket on his head
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#38
Quote by MedicreDemon
I'm pretty sure turn is an adjective.


Relating to an object, turn is a verb. As in 'he turned'.
It's also a noun; 'there was a turn in the road'

I don't know what the point you are trying to make is though...

I'm pretty sure it's not an adjective. "He is turn"...

Maybe I'm an idiot.

RMF


I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#40
There has been torrential rain for the last few days and every where is flooded

And that aint too cool
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