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#3
I got Guitar Pro 5 for my Mac computer
Quote by top shelf

I couldn't do it [masturbate] with the cast on however. That's when I dug out my baby sister's stuffed animals and went to town

Quote by Tubyboulin
Is it bad that I imagined you saying that in a really sexy voice?
#4
i got unbanned after being banned (also today
Quote by imdeth
Centorium you dick
I keep lookin behind me,You're amazing at this


Quote by Aerokizzombie
Dam,Cent, ur repeating man scares the shit out of me, its so true


Quote by CodChick
Omg Cent,Ive been havin nightmares because of u


Quote by MCMXCII
**** you man,I was just going to bed


I'm scary
#6
I played my guitar.
In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.


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#8
nothing really...
Quote by Vagabond21
Ewww the searchbar is a slut, it gets used everyday...

Quote by tremeloud

The brain says "hey, lets be friends" and the dick says "hey, lets get those clothes off, eh?"

Quote by Nilpferdkoenig
Yeaaaaaah, Huuuuuhuuuu, Saaaaaaah and MASTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR are all Hetfield memes.
#11
I laughed at some dumbass whose uncle found animal porn on his computer.
#16
Well my ESP guitar is now officially on order. Hell yes.

And today I got locked in a bathroom with 2 hot girls.


TWAS FUN
To me:
Quote by crazy8rgood

In fact, I almost ALWAYS agree with YourDad.

Quote by itchy guitar
One of the best replies ever.

In the same thread

Do you love Arsis?
#17
I got a quesadilla from Taco Bell
Quote by blackenedktulu
CFH82, I love you. I didn't laugh, but my god, I love you.

Quote by Zero-Hartman
Holy shit, that was epic. A mighty roar escapeth'd my mouth.

Quote by WyvernOmega
I saw a penis.

last.fm
#18
Quote by dannay
I laughed at some dumbass whose uncle found animal porn on his computer.

holy sh¡t hahahahahaha

what the hell with that guy
Quote by Vagabond21
Ewww the searchbar is a slut, it gets used everyday...

Quote by tremeloud

The brain says "hey, lets be friends" and the dick says "hey, lets get those clothes off, eh?"

Quote by Nilpferdkoenig
Yeaaaaaah, Huuuuuhuuuu, Saaaaaaah and MASTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR are all Hetfield memes.
#19
Quote by dannay
I laughed at some dumbass whose uncle found animal porn on his computer.



+1 this was my number two thing
Quote by imdeth
Centorium you dick
I keep lookin behind me,You're amazing at this


Quote by Aerokizzombie
Dam,Cent, ur repeating man scares the shit out of me, its so true


Quote by CodChick
Omg Cent,Ive been havin nightmares because of u


Quote by MCMXCII
**** you man,I was just going to bed


I'm scary
#20
The best thing?

I got a text. It was off Vodafone...but still, I felt loved.

Is it sad that I'm not even lying?

RMF


I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#21
Went to the the beach, hooked up with some girl and brought her back to my cottage. This was at around 12:30 in the morning.
Plays:
Schecter Hellraiser Solo-6 FR Limited
Parker Mojo Fly
Ibanez SZR 720
Tanglewood Evolution
LaPatrie Etude DEMO
'66 Hagstrom Viking I (customized)
SGR C-7 (defretted)
Agile Intrepid 828

Amp, Pedals:
Laney LV300
BOSS RC-20XL
#24
I calculated that about 8% of the people in the MOD contest have lost in two days. If that statistic stays constant, the contest will be over in about 22 days.


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Shut up, it's fifteen minutes past midnight
Quote by Chrisiphone
Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
Quote by JacobTheMe

Karvid is sexy

Quote by KAS1981
Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#25
banged some chick i was waiting for to come back from argentinia for one year! hellyeah that was fuckin great
#28
I was told my tab would be accepted

But only if I could change the name, which it won't let me do for some reason....
Quote by Teh Forest King
A kid took a fetal pig during pig dissection, put a napkin on it as a cape, wrote "super pig" on it, then threw it out the window onto the greenhouse below, yelling "super pig, blast off!". He failed the pig lab
#30
Learned "Welcome Home" By Coheed and Cambria.
ESP: LTD EC-50
Crate GTD65 Amp
RP80 Modeling Guitar Processor


Jack White:
If you think holdin' hands is all in the fingers
Grab a hold of the soul where the memory lingers.
#31
Saw my girlfriend for the first time in a week, loving her more than ever. =]
I'm a Fire, and I'll Burn.Burn.Burn.
#32
i fapped
Quote by takeapicture


YOU CAN ALL SUCK MY 3 INCH WILLY


Quote by primusfan
i'm the one pulling my own pants down in front of people. and i have a small penis.


Quote by imdeth
Penises look much better than vaginas in my opinion. A vagina looks like an axe wound.
#33
well the new couch my parents ordered finally came today. i sat in it and it's very comfy.
#36
I was at work most the day. I ate some fried chicken on my break and looked at pictures of topless women, that was alright. But then back to work.
#38
I went to the mall and bought nothing.
I regretted not buying a sweater *sigh*
If there's no one beside you when your soul embarks ,
then I'll follow you into the dark.
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