#1
Well.. My parents had a big, heavy table in the yard... It would take at least two to lift it, because of its weight and size. There was nothing special about the table. It was just a big, heavy table, that would be very difficult to steal.

But someone stole it sometime last night. Why?
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#2
Why would you leave out in the yard anyway?
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#3
I needed firewood...
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#7
because they can.

Kleptomaniac?

and I don't know how to spell that anyways, so don't correct me.
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#8
Someone stole my little brother's swingset once.

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#10
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Maybe someone wanted to have sex on it?


Thats the only reason I would steal a table.
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#11
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Maybe someone wanted to have sex on it?


or with it? O.o

some guy in China got his zinger stuck in a park bench after trying to make love to it.
And the reporter's closing comments stated "at least this proves that not all asian men are small"

#12
Someone was bored apparently. I can't see anyone needing a table that badly.
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Someone probably just needed a table...
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#15
I waiting for the "I found a table" thread now.
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#16
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#17
A few years ago my parents went out and bought a whole set of brand new patio furniture. We went out of town for the day that weekend and when we came back the whole damn set was gone.

It is definitely the raccoons.

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#18
Pics or it didn....wait, what?

That was great. My parents had a big, heavy table and someone just stole it. I guess someone (or some people) just really wanted a table.
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#19
thats so random


my mum said one time when she was little she woke up and someone had stolen all four tyores of her dads car LOL
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#20
I was listening to the radio, hey were talking about lost stuff at music festivals. One guy said he took 3 pairs of shoes, and someone stole the right shoe of each pair.

#21
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worst spelling mistake I've seen in my life

I still think this whole thread is funny. I'm trying to imagine any reason someone would desperately need a full table late at night.
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#22
I left a bunch of copper pipes in my yard when helping with the plumbing. When I woke up and sat outside with my coffee, I noticed they were gone. I was Pissed.
#24
I swear to God, the title of this thread was "Someone stole my bike" when I clicked on it.

inb4Istoleatablethread.
whatthefedit: Apparently I'm too late.
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#26
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I love parody threads!

This is the original thread, the other is a parody.
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#27
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I swear to God, the title of this thread was "Someone stole my bike" when I clicked on it.

inb4Istoleatablethread.
whatthefedit: Apparently I'm too late.



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#28
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This is the original thread, the other is a parody.


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#29
haha sounds like somthing me and my friends would do.
i stole fire extinguishers(that is a really hard word to spell) before, those things are so cool.
and a file cabnet, but it had a wasp nest in it
and we put a stop sign in a little kids play house i mean the whole thing not just the sign stick and all

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