#3
None.
Did you know the odds of a Vault-Tec shelter failing are 1,763,497 to 1?

So imagine life in a Vault-Tec Vault. Not just a future.
A brighter future... underground.

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
#4
shaved
All my friends are Imaginary


"There was much of the beautiful,
much of the wanton, much of the bizarre, something of the terrible,
and not a little of that which might have excited disgust"


Swan Song
A Story by the Earl of Slander
#8
If I wanted to date a bearded woman, I'd date a guy.
Need fashion advice?

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I wish I had a dick like a black guy instead of my little white dick.

Quote by JoelTheShredder
i love you more than words can express jean.


I saw Rick Astley in Quebec City, on April 10th 2009. Best day of my life!
#11
Just ask that Vintage Metal X girl on a date. She sounds your style.
Quote by red18420
There is no point except party and be healthy and happy. Also money is not something to live for. If i didnt need money for drugs and beer i would give mine away.


Vote here to help me get to BC!
#12
Joe Dirt.
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools
#13
Lol. Props to TS for creating a question too strange for the pit to answer. That is not easy to do.
#15
Quote by watchingmefall
Oh come on, it's no THAT bad for a woman to have facial hair.

How many women have you seen out on the streets with a 'neckbeard'?
#16
Soul patch


Duh
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#17
One of those curled up mustaches and a pointy goatee.

Think of the mayor of Imaginationland from that episode of South Park.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#18
Quote by Confused2316
Soul patch


Duh


This.
Quote by Soadfan8
yeah its awesome. unless you get raped, which you will, so it wont be awesome
#20
I pulled a transsexual once...I should think she could grow a decent beard if she wanted to.
#25
Quote by Brain245
Lol. Props to TS for creating a question too strange for the pit to answer. That is not easy to do.

It's not easy at all.