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#2


That picture explains everything.
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#4
That guy is certainly stuck between a cock and a hard place.
Last edited by Axendancy at Aug 13, 2008,
#5
Quote by CaptainRon

Oh man



OH GOD
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#7

♥ ♥

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#9
"Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his penis."

HA HA HA
I came here to drink milk and kick ass.

... And I've just finished my milk.
#11


OMG some people...
Sat in a lab, curing diseases. They actually LET me play with chemicals!
#12
Jesus Christ man, leave the bench alone and go buy a pet. Lol maybe he shouldnt have panicked and made it worse and should have instead waited for it to go soft again? Then he wouldnt have had to endure all the publicity eh?
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ok so one time i was totally wanking and then my mom walked in and my cat was in my room... she knocked first so i grabbed my cat and put it on my lap and started petting it to cover up but then i jizzed on my cat..
#18
It just doesn't make any sense, how could that feel good?

"Hello operator, uh, you're not going to believe this but my penis is stuck in a bench."
#20
Looks like that bench tried to steel his virginity.
Quote by Ichikurosaki
sloth is hacking away feebly at the grass because he is a sloth but he was trying so hard ;_; hes all "penguin im HERE i am here to help you penguin"
#21
If this had been in America, he would have sued someone for it, and the holes would be made bigger for fear of getting sued =D
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#22
I wish I could hear that phone call to the police, That would be brilliant

"ummmm yea, I kinda have a little problem involving ummmmmmm my dong and a ummm steel bench"
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#25
you just know the guy at the top at the picture had to touch "it" and is now looking at his hands in disgust
#26
Quote by blynd_snyper
Man, look at how small those holes are, how could he fit? I wonder if once he inserted himself the bench asked "Is it in yet?"


I guess you missed the fact that he's asian.
#28
That looks like a giant cheese grater...

What did he expect to happen, he's having sex with a cheese grater!

Also, Demon Wolf, I thing Grundy is alive.
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#29
Quote by skvvisgaar
That looks like a giant cheese grater...

What did he expect to happen, he's having sex with a cheese grater!

Also, Demon Wolf, I thing Grundy is alive.


Of course he is, but he isn't on UG anymore. Hence the sig.
Quote by Ichikurosaki
sloth is hacking away feebly at the grass because he is a sloth but he was trying so hard ;_; hes all "penguin im HERE i am here to help you penguin"
#32
Quote by Demon Wolf
Looks like that bench tried to steel his virginity.

oic wat u did thar
^Note: Probably sarcastic
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#33
well that's put me off trying to have sex with a bench
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#35
is he gonna get charged for tht???
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#36
ROFL!!! I mean it, I actually rofl'd reading that article. Then I got depressed at how lonely people can get.
#37
Quote by Gregoric
well that's put me off trying to have sex with a bench


Haha

Note to self: Never try to molest a steel bench. If situation arises where said bench needs sexing, be sure to first check that the holes are big enough.
#40
just be glad he decided 2 go after a becnch ather than a women and all the puns ... terrible lol
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Centorium you dick
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**** you man,I was just going to bed


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