#5
One evening, a C, an Eb, and a G go into a bar. Bartender says: "Sorry,
but we don't serve minors."

So E flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a
few drinks, the fifth is diminished and G is out flat.

F comes in, tries to augment the situation but isn't sharp enough.

D comes in and heads straight for the bathroom saying, " Excuse me, I'll
just be a second."

Then A comes into the bar but the bartender isn't convinced that this
relative of C isn't a minor.

He notices a B flat hiding at the end of the bar and exclaims, "Get out,
you're the 7th minor I've found here tonight."

The Eb, not easily deflated, comes back the next night in a 3 piece suit
with nicely shined shoes. The bartender (who used to have a nice
corporate job until his company downsized) says, "You're looking sharp
tonight, come on in. This could be a major development."

Which proves to be the case, as the Eb takes off the suit and everything
else, and stands there au natural.

Eventually, the C sobers up, & realizes in horror that he's under a
rest. The C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the
diminution of a minor, and sentenced to 10 years of da capo without coda
at an upscale correctional facility.

On appeal, however, C is found innocent of any wrongdoing, even
accidental, and that all accusations to the contrary are bassless.

The bartender decides, however, that since he's had only tenor so
patrons, with the soprano out in the bathroom, and everything has become
alto much treble, he needs a rest, and closes the bar.
#8
What did the drummer get on his SAT test?

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#11
Been done, Although that long music theroy joke above always makes me laugh
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#13
coffeeguy9 wins.

What do you call someone who hangs out with musicians?

A drummer.
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#16
Quote by coffeeguy9
One evening, a C, an Eb, and a G go into a bar. Bartender says: "Sorry,
but we don't serve minors."

So E flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a
few drinks, the fifth is diminished and G is out flat.

F comes in, tries to augment the situation but isn't sharp enough.

D comes in and heads straight for the bathroom saying, " Excuse me, I'll
just be a second."

Then A comes into the bar but the bartender isn't convinced that this
relative of C isn't a minor.

He notices a B flat hiding at the end of the bar and exclaims, "Get out,
you're the 7th minor I've found here tonight."

The Eb, not easily deflated, comes back the next night in a 3 piece suit
with nicely shined shoes. The bartender (who used to have a nice
corporate job until his company downsized) says, "You're looking sharp
tonight, come on in. This could be a major development."

Which proves to be the case, as the Eb takes off the suit and everything
else, and stands there au natural.

Eventually, the C sobers up, & realizes in horror that he's under a
rest. The C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the
diminution of a minor, and sentenced to 10 years of da capo without coda
at an upscale correctional facility.

On appeal, however, C is found innocent of any wrongdoing, even
accidental, and that all accusations to the contrary are bassless.

The bartender decides, however, that since he's had only tenor so
patrons, with the soprano out in the bathroom, and everything has become
alto much treble, he needs a rest, and closes the bar.


pure epic
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#17
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Whats the hardest thing about being in a metalcore band?

telling your parents that you're gay


Epic win
#18
three musicians and a drummer walk into a bar...

EDIT: FECK i should really read the other posts before posting
you gonna get raped!!!!!!!


#19
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female bassists



thats not a joke...

thats HOT

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#20
How do you stop a guitarist playing?

Give him sheet music
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#22
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Whats the hardest thing about being in a metalcore band?

telling your parents that you're gay


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#23
Quote by postmortem2006
Whats the hardest thing about being in a metalcore band?

telling your parents that you're gay


F**k you man
#25
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How do you stop a guitarist playing?

Give him sheet music

Old... but you've sigged me, so I'll forgive you
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Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
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Its lame.
#26
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Dude, it's ok to be gay.


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#28
So I know the joke has been said... but this sorta pertains I think... if not I'll remove it.

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