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#2
That I didn't sleep with your mother.
No man has the right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable


@gossage91
@overtimefitnessau
#4
jambi_mantra with the epic win there^
R.I.P Jon Lord, Rory Gallagher and Jimi!
#6
Quote by metaldud536
"I don't masterbate"


Your spelling is amazing.
R.I.P Jon Lord, Rory Gallagher and Jimi!
#8
"I've only masturbated a few times"

And

"I haven't done it in months"
May the Schwartz be with us! 2012



MAL


Q: OK, so do you care about the labels — nastiest, edgiest team in the NFL?

Jim Schwartz: It's better than the alternative — meekest, least aggressive, softest team in the NFL.


#13
That i've never done drugs or smoked cigarettes.

I just don't see a reason to be that honest with my parents.
#18
Maddie Mccan isnt in my cellar


Dude that **** isnt funny
this could get you ****ed up
#20
Quote by IRbr00talz <3
you probaly have....


Well played Sport, that's the joke.

Idk the biggest, but the most frequent is "I'm listening" while really jamming in my head.
Quote by saphrax
Bit harsh I think! He comes back for the last 10 minutes against Roma, after being out all season, and you want him crippled again? You harsh wanker!


Aimed at me for saying I hope Gary Neville breaks all his limbs
#21
Quote by VIO-LENT
Dude that **** isnt funny
this could get you ****ed up


dude if your gonna complain about that
i wouldnt use these forums tbh

my biggest one today was
No im not hanging around with these 13 year old girls for the Lulz
they were just looking for someone

true story
#22
Quote by VIO-LENT
Dude that **** isnt funny
this could get you ****ed up

'The biggest lie youve told'
#23
Those are many. Mainly

"I don't drink or smoke"
"I'm a nice man"

Guitars:
-Schecter C-7 Hellraiser
-Ibanez MTM2
Amplifiers and Cabinets:
-Peavey StudioPro
-Randall RH50T Head
-Behringer 4x12 cab
Pedals:
-Ibanez WD-7 Wah
-Boss SD-1
-MXR 10 Band Equalizer

7-String guitars are badass!
#24
My uncle is the guy in the Barney suit.
Gear:

Guitars:
ESP ltd FX-400
Epiphone les paul jr.

Amps:
Line 6 spider II combo 30 watt
Krank Rev. Jr. full stack tube.
#27
"i love you"

"he's going to live"

darn you af_the_fragile, you beat me to it
Quote by guitardude34875
be the music, not the scene
#30
Quote by ShredGod George
"i love you"

"he's going to live"

darn you af_the_fragile, you beat me to it

I'll always beat you to it!!

Another one is, "Yes, I'm studying right now".
#31
Quote by VIO-LENT
Dude that **** isnt funny
this could get you ****ed up


Yeah man, don't make this guy get VIO-LENT with you. /lamejoke

As for me, I don't ever really tell big lies, so it's probably just one that I've come with to get myself out of trouble.
Nine planets surround the sun
Only one does the sun embrace
Upon this watered one
So much we take for granted


So let us sleep outside tonight
Lay down in our mother's arms
For here we can rest safely
#32
"no mum me and gemma don't have sex in the house"
Gear n Shizz:

Washburn X50 Pro
Epiphone Korina Explorer
Line 6 Flextone III 75w
#33
I didn't steal a table last night
Quote by cakeandpiemofo
Of course I don't wanna go in the woods. There's bears in there.


Quote by Deliriumbassist
Jeff Ament is a sexy sexy beast.



Quote by Karvid
Yes. Chest hair = automatic awesome. Even if you're a woman.
#34
Honestly, probably when I go to cross country practice and tell my coach I've been running all summer.
#35
Quote by rizo299
Billy Jean is not my lover! She's just a girl who says that I am the one! But the Kid Is not my son!


Also I didn't molest him


Eheeeehee!


I love Chris Cornell

Anyways,

"I didn't steal any Yu-Gi-Oh Cards"

True story.
Play the man, Master Ridley; we shall this day light such a candle, by God's grace, in England, as I trust shall never be put out.
#36
Quote by conquistador
im christian


+1, always comes up around christmas time with the family
#37
I believe in god.

+1 to conquistador.
think left and think right
and
think low and think high
Oh the
THINKS you can think up
if only you try
~Dr Seuss

MUSIC can lift us out of depression
or move us to tears-
it is a remedy, a tonic, orange juice for the ear.
~O. Sacks
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