Poll: Do you believe that Maury is credible?
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View poll results: Do you believe that Maury is credible?
YES
9 27%
NO
24 73%
Voters: 33.
#1
Hey, Pit! I am currently tuning into an episode of The Maury Show. I know that the paternity tests are real and stuff but how many of you are questioning the episodes where people are scared of random ****. I mean, seriously, someone being scared of cotton balls or mustard? Is anyone here scared ****less of everyday items?


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#3
It's pretty much staged.

But I still watch it when I can.
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#4
"My name is Tasha, I'm 14 years old and I LOOOOVE having sex. I don't care what my mama says, I like to have sex everyday and night. I've had sex more than 30 times this past week. I've had sex with over 50 different men and I don't care."

"Well here's Tasha! Tasha come on out!"

BOOO BOOO BOOOOO

"Oh f*ck ya'll!!! F*ck ya'lll! That's right! That's right! UHUH"
#5
its whitetrash jerry springer, without all the interesting fighting parts

a woman was on there 14 times with different men claiming they were her daughters father
none of them were
they narrowed down when she got pregnant to 3 day space
so at least 15 men in 3 days, way to go
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#6
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"My name is Tasha, I'm 14 years old and I LOOOOVE having sex. I don't care what my mama says, I like to have sex everyday and night. I've had sex more than 30 times this past week. I've had sex with over 50 different men and I don't care."

"Well here's Tasha! Tasha come on out!"

BOOO BOOO BOOOOO

"Oh f*ck ya'll!!! F*ck ya'lll! That's right! That's right! UHUH"

haha

whateva, whateva, i do what i want
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#7
Yes, my GF is afraid of wrists. To look at them, or touch them...she hates it.

She'll flip a biscuit, if you touch her wrist.lol
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#10
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its whitetrash jerry springer, without all the interesting fighting parts




If Maury is white trash, then what the hell is Jerry Springer?
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yeah was weird cause she liked us both but she loved him and for some reason she let me know beforehand.

i just wanted her poon and she wanted me to have her poon.

so i had myself some poon.
#11
The downfall of America.
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#12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRdJ49ItMnc
I would shot or cut her into lil' pieces. Piece of a chicken brain..
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#13
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If Maury is white trash, then what the hell is Jerry Springer?

super whitetrash, like transparent shi*

and for the girl trying to get pregnant, get the guys locked up and falcon punch her everytime you catch her doing it
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#14
I love Maury and Jerry Spinger, it's sooo funny and entertaining. There was one woman who was scared of chalk because her dad said it was made ffrom dead peoples bones.....

haha
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#18
You are NOT the father!


Sorry. Had to say it.
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