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#1
Everyone make a suggestion. Mine is...


Make a song called use the search bar NUBZ
Music is the holy grail, sod wine water and the blood of jesus
#2
Donate some money to UG to make it better and stuff.
Quote by denizenz
I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

Art & Lutherie
#3
put the lol wut pear on your album cover and get banned IRL
Quote by Malakian88
Oh my bloody god. Imagine if you were a girl and you woke up to find your little brother's friend standing over you with his erect penis on your breasts...


Indeed.
#5
I'm going on a mini national tour next year!! I'll tell people about the TS.
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#6
i would wirte a song about how great rape is :s


edit: and sometihng with "I see wut u did there"


edit2: oh yeah, and something with those cat pictures with the bad spelling
and something about dead babies
"Google Images is useless. I used it once to search for a photo of farm equipment and it showed me twenty thousand pictures of horse dicks."
#7
just put a picture of the pear in your album sleeve booklet thing and in the thanks to put the pit :P
Quote by MetalHead73
So I, with a broomstick(Just in case) walk right where they can see me and I said:

"You kids ever taken a broom up the ass?"

The look on their face was priceless, and they ran, and I mean ran like a bat out of hell.
#10
Write a song called "Tom Hess propaganda"
Quote by Kensai
I know a good joke:

Women's rights.
Quote by Chubbychunks
I know a good joke:

Kensai's life.
#11
I'd call my bass the Ultimate-Guitar.

And it'd be shaped like a giant Pete Wentz dick.
Quote by top shelf

I couldn't do it [masturbate] with the cast on however. That's when I dug out my baby sister's stuffed animals and went to town

Quote by Tubyboulin
Is it bad that I imagined you saying that in a really sexy voice?
#12
i would do the facepalm song...
Quote by Vagabond21
Ewww the searchbar is a slut, it gets used everyday...

Quote by tremeloud

The brain says "hey, lets be friends" and the dick says "hey, lets get those clothes off, eh?"

Quote by Nilpferdkoenig
Yeaaaaaah, Huuuuuhuuuu, Saaaaaaah and MASTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR are all Hetfield memes.
#13
I would not mention anything about it and deny any affiliation like any man with common sense would.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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Hey guys could you spare a minute to Vote for my band. Go to the site Search our band Listana with CTRL+F for quick and vote Thank you .
Quote by sam b
Voted for Patron Çıldırdı.

Thanks
Quote by PhoenixGRM
But our Band is Listana
#14
At a live show, I'd say ''Okay, this one is for the lulz...'' and I'd start playing I Cum Blood.
#15
if it were me, in the "thanks" section in the album. A big thanks to the pit would be included 100%
Quote by roythereaper
Nice bum >.> <.<
#16
Quote by Xiaoxi
I would not mention anything about it and deny any affiliation like any man with common sense would.


"First and foremost, I want to thank GAWD, for his awesomeness. Then my parents for all their support.... *list*.... and last but never least, the Pit, for raising me."
Quote by denizenz
I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

Art & Lutherie
#19
If it counts i've rickrolled the crowd once. I also dedicated "Raining Blood" to Kensai.
Quote by Crazymike100

You disgust me.


Quote by jack_off_joel
bro u are definately gay


Quote by Oblivion_Rps
A backstabbin' bitch who calls himself the 'oracle'?


Quote by 100%guitarmad
I AM GOING TO HAVE TO REFER TO THE FIRST QUOTE IN YOUR SIGNATURE



UG loves me so much. Do you?

MY NAME IS JACOB. CALL ME THAT.
#20
write a song about a rape party in the pit!!
Quote by notsojoeyb4eva
Prove to her you won't shoot any real prostitutes. Bring one back, and show your mum how curteous and polite you can be with them.
#21
Quote by stratele
if it were me, in the "thanks" section in the album. A big thanks to the pit would be included 100%

+100
SOLO STUFF HERE!
www.myspace.com/antioneire

BAND HERE!
www.myspace.com/theprojectire

Quote by element4433
See...this is why we make a plan. You have to know how you're going to masturbate in every situation.



Quote by Jack Off Jill
We're bros, bro. Not 'mos.
#22
The members of my band will have their UG usernames listed under their real names in our booklets.

We'll also write An Ode to The Pit.
#23
Quote by soccermom
put the lol wut pear on your album cover and get banned IRL






I can imagine it now...the producer walking it, looking extremely pissed.


"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SH**?!??!?!"


"...Our new album cover...?"


"BANNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
#24
I would write a song about assholes who get people warned/banned for simple mistakes.

I would come out with a guitar hero based on tom hess propaganda.
Last edited by red18420 at Aug 13, 2008,
#25
Quote by 1,57$
At a live show, I'd say ''Okay, this one is for the lulz...'' and I'd start playing I Cum Blood.


You got me.
#26
I'd start a whole new genre called perma-banned metal, because perma-banned metal pwns death metal.
#27
Quote by darkstar2466
"First and foremost, I want to thank GAWD, for his awesomeness. Then my parents for all their support.... *list*.... and last but never least, the Pit, for raising me."

Next day headlines:

"Darkstar2466, guitarist for ____, is arrested on charges of possession of child pornography."

...modes and scales are still useless.


Quote by PhoenixGRM
Hey guys could you spare a minute to Vote for my band. Go to the site Search our band Listana with CTRL+F for quick and vote Thank you .
Quote by sam b
Voted for Patron Çıldırdı.

Thanks
Quote by PhoenixGRM
But our Band is Listana
#28
my bands fourteen and we already played at the stone pony and starland ballroom, and are opening up for the LA Gunz. (slash's old band)
and we were in a competition to get onto warped tour, but they said we were to young=[
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#29
Quote by Xiaoxi
Next day headlines:

"Darkstar2466, guitarist for ____, is arrested on charges of possession of child pornography."


"It wasn't me, I tells ya! It was the pit. They set me up"
Quote by denizenz
I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

Art & Lutherie
#30
Quote by ilovemySG
my bands fourteen and we already played at the stone pony and starland ballroom, and are opening up for the LA Gunz. (slash's old band)
and we were in a competition to get onto warped tour, but they said we were to young=[


Well, you know what to do. Get famous and makes us proud.
#31
Quote by 1,57$
Well, you know what to do. Get famous and makes us proud.


and you, for not being a flaming asshole, will get credit
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#32
Quote by Punk_Ninja
Probably just mention UG in-jokes...no not 4Chan injokes, UG ones.


In that case, we should all pair up into groups of two and haul tables into the stadium
Quote by top shelf

I couldn't do it [masturbate] with the cast on however. That's when I dug out my baby sister's stuffed animals and went to town

Quote by Tubyboulin
Is it bad that I imagined you saying that in a really sexy voice?
#33
My whole "Thanks to..." List would be:
OH MAN
OH GOD
OH MAN
OH GOD
OH MAN
OH GOD
OH MAN
OH GOD

eTC
#34
In the thanks in the album i'd write: The pit for making me waste countless hours of my time that I could of used for writing and recording. You have them to thank for my shoddy work. Thanks alot, dickheads.

Only joking, I love you guys
X
#36
Quote by 1,57$
At a live show, I'd say ''Okay, this one is for the lulz...'' and I'd start playing I Cum Blood.

haha

I would right a song about UG and put loads of UG memes into it, then in the booklet dedicate it to The Pit
We ain't pushing the boundaries, we're blowing them up.
We ain't trying to expand the scene, we want the scene to erupt.


#37
I'd make it obvious that I was a Pit Monkey but never reveal my username.
Quote by bdfs05
u got me

Quote by alyxmelia
your a sick young lady tbh
#38
Oh, and our first album will have a picture of Bellamy the mouse in the booklet.


...Does anyone still remember Bellamy the mouse?
#39
i would probably be like

this next song, goes to the "hornEy things you did as a kid thread"

dont ask folks
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#40
Quote by tommo619
haha

I would right a song about UG and put loads of UG memes into it, then in the booklet dedicate it to The Pit


In the thankyou section of the album booklet.
"Special thanks to F*ckface. He has the perfect pitch"
"PS: I took your table"
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