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#2
Jerry, come see the baby!
It all makes sense
We're capable of beauty
Through sounds that make on cringe
The dogs only hear us now

#6
Kramer ftw
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why not, i started using the zakk wylde boomers and now every third note i hit is a pinch harmonic


#7
First page on the greatest thread ever!

Who doesn't wish they knew a guy like Kramer?
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#9
IHATECHILDREN?

Where art thou?

On topic, has to be Jerry.
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#13
NEWMAN ftw!!! My favorite character by far! I rate the episodes on a scale of 1 to 5: 1 being no Newman appearances, 5 being the most. Ok not really. But he is the best.

Kramer is in close second with me because he's the ONLY truly altruistic/non-corrupt character on the show.
We're only strays.
#14
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First page on the greatest thread ever!

Who doesn't wish they knew a guy like Kramer?


Black people.
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If loving ham makes me gay, I'm Rob Halford.


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MyNameIsLame just nailed it (actually both his statements did some nailing).


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This is honestly the best first post I've ever seen


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#15
Newman: "Jerry....."


Jerry: "Newman......"
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#16
My favorite part is where Jerry has his door locked and then you hear this *thump* and he opens the door and Kramer is getting off the ground. "What are you doing locking the door!"
#18
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My favorite part is where Jerry has his door locked and then you hear this *thump* and he opens the door and Kramer is getting off the ground. "What are you doing locking the door!"



+1
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#19
alright, i'm gonna test this thread out
i DO watch seinfeld all the time, but there is one episode i can't seem to locate, but i remember one little part of it. george keeps eating "kung pow chicken" and everytime he takes a bite he goes a little crazy and says "george likes his kung pow chicken" and bangs the table or something
can anyone help me out, tell me which episode this is?
Living is easy with eyes closed...
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#20
i love this show. its the greatest show ever. always makes me laugh, and im proud to say that ive seen every single episode
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alright, i'm gonna test this thread out
i DO watch seinfeld all the time, but there is one episode i can't seem to locate, but i remember one little part of it. george keeps eating "kung pow chicken" and everytime he takes a bite he goes a little crazy and says "george likes his kung pow chicken" and bangs the table or something
can anyone help me out, tell me which episode this is?

only if you tell me what song your sig is from. the title escapes me..
Anyone who thinks that music these days is dead doesn't listen to enough music.
#22
Isnt there a guy on here named "IHATECHILDREN" with a seinfeild avatar?
Who Said Anything About A Signature ? ಠ_ಠ
#23
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only if you tell me what song your sig is from. the title escapes me..

strawberry fields forever
Living is easy with eyes closed...
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I'm surprised you returned to this thread after cheeseman owned you.
#24
Elaine: "It is YOU who should be ashamed, for I have seen the nipple on your SOUL!"

Ah, great.

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My favorite part is where Jerry has his door locked and then you hear this *thump* and he opens the door and Kramer is getting off the ground. "What are you doing locking the door!"




Jerry: "Sure, have what you want; we're neighbors. What's mine is yours."

The start of a nightmare^ lol.

Oh, and who could forget...

"YOU'RE KILLING INDEPENDENT GEORGE!
#27
i was watching it today and it was the one where Kramer was dating the girl with the "Jimmy Legs". i love that episode
#29
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hhaah i just got that

good **** brother, good ****.


I try .
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If loving ham makes me gay, I'm Rob Halford.


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MyNameIsLame just nailed it (actually both his statements did some nailing).


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This is honestly the best first post I've ever seen


^^ Directed at me. E-peen wankery sigs ftw.

My Last.FM
#33
i was watching the kenny rogers chicken roaster episode yesterday

Mr. Marbles???

and of course

BROCOLLI, VILE WEED
▲I had a friend once
►He took some acid
▼Now he thinks he's a fire engine
#34
THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY

i thought about having a seinfeld based avatar, but thought I would look like an IHATECHILDREN ripoff so went with the also awesome IT Crowd
MYSPACE
MYUG

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#35
nice thread

does anyone own the super delux boxset of the Seinfeld dvd? apparently it comes with a coffee table book is that true?
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#36
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THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY

i thought about having a seinfeld based avatar, but thought I would look like an IHATECHILDREN ripoff so went with the also awesome IT Crowd


Damn you I was gonna say that !!! Did anyone notice how at the beginning of the series, George was this fairly intelligent guy with a good job in real estate who had a decent amount of hair for a balding man, and as the show progressed, he became increasingly bad tempered and just plain pathetic? And how Kramer in the beginning just looked like an alcoholic serial killer? What with the bath robe he constantly wore and minus his signature hair style. Man, that old Kramer scared the **** outta me
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...live to Win
#37
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Jerry, come see the baby!

Hello there, how are you? Nice place you have here.
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The only advantage of home-schooling is that it gives you good reason to commit suicide.


Hit this once or twice, and you'll be twice as nice.
#38
My George isn't smart enough to hatch a scheme like this!
You got that right...
...What the hell does that mean?!
It means whatever you want it to mean!
...You saying...you wanna piece of me?
I could drop you like a bag of dirt!
YOU WANNA PIECE OF ME?! YOU GOT IIIIIT!!

FUCK YOU! GET PUMPED!
#39
Quote by CrowLord
THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY

i thought about having a seinfeld based avatar, but thought I would look like an IHATECHILDREN ripoff so went with the also awesome IT Crowd

DownInAHole had the seinfeld avatar first (Kramer), so really, IHATECHILDREN ripped off him.
PPPPPPPOSTFINDER
#40
It's go time.
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The only advantage of home-schooling is that it gives you good reason to commit suicide.


Hit this once or twice, and you'll be twice as nice.
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