#1
I can't help but lie to myself
cause you know dishonesty's good for your health
and with all I have, I could fill a cup
and you could come over and we'd drink it up

and then we could survive for days
but I didn't want to last this long anyway
so you can cool me down to a freeze
sounds like a nice life to me

and then you can put me in the microwave
reheat me from yesterday
and you can cut me up and put me on your plate
You know I'm the greatest thing, you've ever ate.