#1
yes, thats right.
In order to save the pit, and Ultimate-Guitar as we know it, I will cease to post in these forums. My reason is this. I am a murderer. A murderer of threads. Every thread I touch seems to fizzle out in a matter of minutes. Some examples of this would be The Cloverfield 2 thread, as well as any thread that i ever posted on in the promote your band forum, or the song writing forum, or the electric guitar forum(question about pedal chain comes to mind), or the gear build/customizing forum, etc. I have even caused long hiatuses in some of our more epic threads, such as: Mind**** images, demot. pics, the ultimate sex thread, and many more. It extends further than UG I'm afraid, as many a band has broken up soon after a myspace comment from me. Worst of all, I fear I may have in fact killed Guitargasm.
So, in order to ensure the safety of all threads in UG, I will stop posting my replies, and take up the life of a hermit, watching the world of UG from afar. My only regret is not doing this sooner, and I apologize to you all.
I hope all of those who lost their threads to me, can forgive me.
- Pete "gratefulduck" Morsellino
#5
What?!
Noooooooo!
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#7
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wow. UG is a free world home shizzle. You can't be too bad, cause I've never heard of you


that'd be because every thread i post in is almost immediately banished to like page 3...
NO ONE GOES BACK THAT FAR!!!
i'm like the plauge, and your thread might be next
#9
He'll be back
Nobody ever escapes
Not even a duck
Or... a gratefulduck
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Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#13
Why do I see so many people with the same avatar as the TS. It reminds of Christian Bale in "Swing Kids".
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"ur a fag if you don't pronounce the lightning bolt in ac/dc"

touche. who wuzzit?



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OMG! smile_man, that was amazing.
#14
Like LazyLatino said, you can never escape The Pit.
私の名前はアジリョです

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#15
That's tits on a whale, man.
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#16
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You can never escape a bottomless pit


indeed
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#18
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that'd be because every thread i post in is almost immediately banished to like page 3...
NO ONE GOES BACK THAT FAR!!!
i'm like the plauge, and your thread might be next

OMG he posted! now this thread will die. and for whoever said they never heard of him, he kills all the threads he posts in
I'm Steve
#19
lol what if no one had posted in this thread and it fizzled out...that woulda made me giggle....
#22
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lol what if no one had posted in this thread and it fizzled out...that woulda made me giggle....

That only happens to the slightly sensible and serious thread in the pit...
#23
who are you???who am I?? what I am doing here
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Beating yea bi
#24
I think that this thread should be stickied and posted in 349820 times a day, just for the lulz.
#25
Don"t Do It?!?!?!?! We Love You!


actually I have no idea who you are but w/e don't leave us
#26
And nothing of value was lost.
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You sir, are a genius.

I salute you.

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The bestowing of this thread on my life is yours. Thank you, Benjabenja.
#27
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Why do I see so many people with the same avatar as the TS. It reminds of Christian Bale in "Swing Kids".


they did it for some kid called Grundy or something..just because he had cancer. :p
i think it's really annoying when people do that. *Puts Flame-Shield up*
wham, bam, thank you ma'am!
#28
well its not like anyone was complaining about you so why leave?
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#30
But....but you just posted in my thread.

YOU BITCH! I HATE YOU!
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Is it bad that I imagined you saying that in a really sexy voice?
#31
You started a topic in the pit... Now the pit's gonna die, look what you did!