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#1
Here's the deal: today I went out to my favorite spot after school to relax and read and chill. This girl and her sister are both sitting there and are arguing. I make a joke about it and just carry on with my business. Weeeell, I guess one thought I was coming onto her and gave me her number. So here's the problem:

1) She's not ugly, but I'm not attracted to her.
2) Her sister is hot and also likes me
3) I made a decision to try to be nice to everyone, so wouldn't not calling or whatever mess that up?
4) She's dumb as hell

Summarized: I wanna bang this chicks sister, I don't want to hurt any feelings, I sorta wanna bang her just cause I can, but I don't like stupid girls. And I still gotta be nice to people. Suggestions on my next move Pit?
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I'm hoping by "crack" you mean cleavage unless you have some kind of bizarre ass-chest.


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Dude, relax. Don't be so rape about things.
#3
stop acting like you are too good for the one girl, because you are asking for advice on a guitar website?
#4
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stop acting like you are too good for the one girl, because you are asking for advice on a guitar website?


I'm not good at decision making and my friends are stupid too! You guys are all I got!
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I'm hoping by "crack" you mean cleavage unless you have some kind of bizarre ass-chest.


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Dude, relax. Don't be so rape about things.
#6
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Threesome.


+ ****ing 1.
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#7
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3 way
+1

Why bang 1 when you have double the fun?
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#9
Threesome
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Q: OK, so do you care about the labels — nastiest, edgiest team in the NFL?

Jim Schwartz: It's better than the alternative — meekest, least aggressive, softest team in the NFL.


#10
ok semi-cereal answer.... be friendlier to the one you like, try to persue, if it fails, pull the backup shoot and just play it off as being "friendly with yoursister since i'd have to deal with her if im with you." if they realize, then your right where you are now. not getting laid talking on a internet forum. ****... i need to get off the computer.

i'd say 40% chance of working, maybe 45%. but hell, ive done worse ideas.
#11
What's her problem? Is she a leper?

Seriously. Just because you're not attracted to her doesn't mean you should pass up an obvious coming-on-to-you-motion.
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Is it bad that I imagined you saying that in a really sexy voice?
#12
Threesome. / thread.
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Respect in the pit?

Lol

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#13
Damn 'em both to hell, blast Paranoid from your stereo and climb up to the roof with your guitar and play along.
#15
Ok look if they're both pretty attractive then there mom must be pretty good looking too(hopefully)

4-Way FTW
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Q: OK, so do you care about the labels — nastiest, edgiest team in the NFL?

Jim Schwartz: It's better than the alternative — meekest, least aggressive, softest team in the NFL.


#16
If you avoid this threesome you have coming your way, kindly remove your balls with a rusty spoon and incinerate them.

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#17
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Damn 'em both to hell, blast Paranoid from your stereo and climb up to the roof with your guitar and play along.

either that or threesome

and video tape it


and post it...
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#19
rape
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I couldn't do it [masturbate] with the cast on however. That's when I dug out my baby sister's stuffed animals and went to town

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Is it bad that I imagined you saying that in a really sexy voice?
#20
Quote by Trefellin
Damn 'em both to hell, blast Paranoid from your stereo and climb up to the roof with your guitar and play along.



You rather play guitar then score and maybe a possible threesome...


GTFO teh pItZ
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Q: OK, so do you care about the labels — nastiest, edgiest team in the NFL?

Jim Schwartz: It's better than the alternative — meekest, least aggressive, softest team in the NFL.


#21
And if your dad tells you to get of the roof, tell him...

"No, I passed on a threesome to do this! **** off!"

And he'll be like, "K, koo" and go off to **** your mother.
#22
But I wouldn't pass on a threesome and I could care less if my dad does my mom aslong as I'm not around when they do it I don't care.
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Q: OK, so do you care about the labels — nastiest, edgiest team in the NFL?

Jim Schwartz: It's better than the alternative — meekest, least aggressive, softest team in the NFL.


#24
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3 way



dude thats ju...wait what he said
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#25
Quote by maidenrulz19
You rather play guitar then score and maybe a possible threesome...


GTFO teh pItZ


Guitar = music = art, which transcends ****ing a pair of skanks.


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OR he can have a threesome WHILE blasting Paranoid from his stereo on the roof and playing along with his guitar.


Actually, this is an improvement on my idea. I change my vote to this.
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#26
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Guitar = music = art, which transcends ****ing a pair of skanks.


Then kindly take this "guitar" of which you speak, and take it to where it is wanted.

kthxbai

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#27
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3 way
this. /thread
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#28
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I'm not good at decision making and my friends are stupid too! You guys are all I got!


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#29
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Then kindly take this "guitar" of which you speak, and take it to where it is wanted.

kthxbai


I dunno, my opinion might be somewhat skewed right now. I'm badly itching to play guitar but I managed to **** up my left wrist a bit. I've been antsy and anxious for the last few hours. I just have to touch it but I don't want strain anything.

I'm typing with mostly my right now.
#30
Quote by Trefellin
I dunno, my opinion might be somewhat skewed right now. I'm badly itching to play guitar but I managed to **** up my left wrist a bit. I've been antsy and anxious for the last few hours. I just have to touch it but I don't want strain anything.

I'm typing with mostly my right now.


Ouch man, sorry to hear that. I want to play my guitar as well.....but homework calls

Howd you strain your wrist?

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#33
Watch the scene in That 70s Show where Eric tells his parents that Donna wanted to get back together with him but he decided not to. Last episode of season 4, I think. Listen to everything that his parents say and take that advice.
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#34
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Ouch man, sorry to hear that. I want to play my guitar as well.....but homework calls

Howd you strain your wrist?


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I did an Iron Maiden riff over and over as fast as I could for more than five minutes straight without stopping. I should have stopped when it started hurting but I'm really dumb like that. I did this exact same thing last month. It's not bad, I'll be good to go tomorrow. It will get strained if I keep going like this though.

I haven't been playing long but I get antsy if I don't play sometimes.
Last edited by Trefellin at Aug 13, 2008,
#35
Bullet # 2 is most likely a moot point:

If you turn the troll down, her sister won't go for you.

If you take her up on it, her sister will see you as off-limits.

Ergo, you can't get with the hot sister, so you may as well view it as a choice between getting laid by the lesser chick or going without.
#37
Wow, TS is full of himself. If everytime a girl gave a guy her number it meant she wanted to have sex I sure as hell wouldn't be here right now.
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#39
ask if they want 3 way dude for realz
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