Meh. I can give women orgasms playing guitar.
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Kensai's life.
I lol'ed as well XD
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when i read the thread title i imagined a guy playing self pitch baseball with a guitar and a wine glass
I just kept waiting for it to break from the feedback, and then he smashed it. I lol'ed.
I bet I could shatter two glasses, or maybe even three with my guitar!
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I couldn't do it [masturbate] with the cast on however. That's when I dug out my baby sister's stuffed animals and went to town

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Is it bad that I imagined you saying that in a really sexy voice?

while watching this i was thinking "gee this'd be funny if he just hit the glass with his guitar"
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Anyone who thinks that music these days is dead doesn't listen to enough music.

Genius. Pure genius.
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This video made my day!

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I snapped my high E once and sliced my finger open, so I can only assume snapping the low E would put me into a coma or something.
can't believe I didnt see it coming.

I want to actually be able to do this now.
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an a shatters glass right? to all you mythbusters nerds

Depends on the resonant frequency of the glass.
Flick the glass, that's the note you need to produce to shatter it.
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So can I, but I'd rather use mytounge.

^my rather choice haha..

but yeah i lol'd alot at the vid haha
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