#3
Meh. I can give women orgasms playing guitar.
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#9
I lol'ed as well XD
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#11
when i read the thread title i imagined a guy playing self pitch baseball with a guitar and a wine glass
#12
I just kept waiting for it to break from the feedback, and then he smashed it. I lol'ed.
#14
I bet I could shatter two glasses, or maybe even three with my guitar!
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#19
The delicacy in his art form is exquisite.
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#20

while watching this i was thinking "gee this'd be funny if he just hit the glass with his guitar"
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#21
Anyone who thinks that music these days is dead doesn't listen to enough music.
#22


Genius. Pure genius.
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#24
This video made my day!
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#25
can't believe I didnt see it coming.

I want to actually be able to do this now.
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#26
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an a shatters glass right? to all you mythbusters nerds


Depends on the resonant frequency of the glass.
Flick the glass, that's the note you need to produce to shatter it.
#28
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^my rather choice haha..

but yeah i lol'd alot at the vid haha
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